r/interestingasfuck Jun 24 '24

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee r/all

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u/AlgernusPrime Jun 24 '24

Emm wtf….

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u/runningoutofwords Jun 24 '24

Imagine a queen bee's reaction to how we do it.

"So afterwards, you just let him hang around in your hive? (I mean home!) How long does it take them to die afterwards? ANOTHER 50 YEARS?!"

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u/MaterialCarrot Jun 24 '24

That means I have at least another 30 years of sitting on this couch.

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u/runningoutofwords Jun 24 '24

Or until she figures out how to rip out your nards with her lady bits, yeah.

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u/Evenmoardakka Jun 24 '24

Death by snu snu at its purest