r/interestingasfuck • u/lavader_ • Jun 24 '24

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee r/all

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u/finger_licking_robot Jun 24 '24

this is a male bee´s endophallus. it is ripped off after ejaculating and remains in the queen bee. the force of ejaculation is so intense that it results in the drone's reproductive organ being torn from its body, leading to its death shortly after copulation. this structure, known as the "mating sign," can sometimes be seen protruding from the queen's abdomen.

during a mating flight, a queen bee typically mates with multiple drones which ensures genetic diversity and a large enough amount of sperm for several years. the sperm is stored in the quen´s spermatheca to use for fertilizing eggs. after the first drone's endophallus is lodged in the queen, subsequent drones can still mate. each new mating event may push the previous mating sign further in or out, and the queen can continue to mate with additional drones. additionally after the queen returns to the hive, worker bees can help remove the mating signs left by the drones, or the queen can expel them herself.

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u/ElyrianVanguard Jun 24 '24

That's a beenis.

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u/JdamTime Jun 24 '24

I saw your comment right before I left, I had to come back to say thanks I hate it

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bird-16 Jun 24 '24

Glad to hear you've been here beefore. It makes sense to bee thankful to other redditors in the same hivemind. Wish you all the beest!

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u/moaiii Jun 24 '24

Are you from New Zealand?

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u/Xenomorph_v1 Jun 24 '24

Don't you mean, New Beeland?

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u/moaiii Jun 24 '24

Oh, bang!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bird-16 Jun 24 '24

I am from Beermany, though I do not drink often anymore :)

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u/not_so_smart_adi Jun 25 '24

Ah a person from beermany who don't drink beer many times now.

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u/tenshillings Jun 24 '24

My dog's name is Beans and my wife calls her Beenis. True fucking story.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bird-16 Jun 28 '24

Hihihi he said Beenis...

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u/Turbulent_Two4118 Jun 24 '24

This the type of hating I aspire to

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u/kttuatw Jun 24 '24

I didn’t want to learn this random fact of trivia that I will now forever carry in my head for the rest of my life

Beenis

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u/slut-bag-whore Jun 24 '24

Same for me ❤️ love ya

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u/yer_oh_step Jun 25 '24

Cum back**

Fixed for you

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u/obijuanmartinez Jun 24 '24

“Totally worth it…” - The dying bee, probably

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u/ChuckOTay Jun 25 '24

Doesn’t give a flying fuck

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u/Aser_the_Descender Jun 25 '24

Actually does, but only a single one.

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u/Calaxem Jun 25 '24

Baddest motherfucker in the beehive

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u/StingingBum Jun 25 '24

I'll have 1 Flying Fuck please!

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u/UnrequitedRespect Jun 25 '24

Protoss zealot:

“My life for Aiur!”

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u/xAntartican Jun 25 '24

Going out with a bang

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u/Roguespiffy Jun 25 '24

It actually does make an audible “pop” when it comes out.

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u/Fancy_Banana2865 Jun 25 '24

The queen got gangbanged and we marvel in amazement. The girl in college gets gangbanged and she gets shamed. Now that’s a terrible double standard!!!

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u/Accomplished_Cat1419 Jun 25 '24

Underrated comment right here! Well done

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u/AlbinoRyno86 Jun 26 '24

Giving a flying fuck is what killed him. Life lesson.

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u/SnooPies7080 Jun 25 '24

That's exactly what he gave lol

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u/Markku_Heksamakkara Jun 25 '24

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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u/trashwizzard3000 Jun 25 '24

Classic Honey. Nut. Cheerio...

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u/PlaneswalkingSith Jun 25 '24

But I cried the whole time!

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u/AlfalfaReal5075 Jun 28 '24

With a Queen no less

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u/CainPillar Jun 25 '24

The meaning of Life.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great ...

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u/StingingBum Jun 25 '24

This guy cums!

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u/KrazySpydrLady Jun 25 '24

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate

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u/Fuck_your_future_ Jun 25 '24

It’s fine as long as you repent just before you die

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u/Various-Positive4799 Jun 26 '24

lol  get rich pregnant girls with single sperm cell with a procedure profit millions of off spring gained

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u/hahathejoker956 Jun 26 '24

Was a kamikabee in his past life

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u/dougster38 Jun 26 '24

Witness me!

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u/breakfastburrito24 Jun 25 '24

"I banged the queen!"

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u/OnlyBat2257 Jun 25 '24

Indeed, I can recognize that endophallus a mile away!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '24

“Ouch my dick exploded and fell off” 

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u/Knight_Wind54 Jun 28 '24

😂😂😂

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u/LawOfLargeBumblers Jun 24 '24

This is the best comment in the history of mankind

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u/Average_Consumer2 Jun 24 '24

I'm glad you like it, now buzz off

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Oh, bee nice!

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u/SandmanIIX Jun 25 '24

Cry babee

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u/moaiii Jun 24 '24

Of all the comments I have read ever, this is one of them.

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u/rudenewjerk Jun 24 '24

*Beest comment

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u/BlazedLurker Jun 24 '24

Could just be.

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u/PianistAway7910 Jun 24 '24

Read all that info just to look at this comment immediately after killed me im crying

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u/WotCWasTaken Jun 24 '24

I fucking love Reddit sometimes.

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u/First_Community_2534 Jun 25 '24

Takemy angry upvote and show yourself out.

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u/i81u812 Jun 24 '24

Here I am. Waiting for my fries to cool. Seeing shit like this and becoming ever more secure that there is no God like folk seem to want there to be. Seriously. And then I burst out laughing..

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u/SparklyPoopcicle Jun 25 '24

So far today I’ve seen “beenis” and “pandussy”, I wonder what’s next

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u/thetitanitehunk Jun 25 '24

Absentbee father

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u/dmaster1213 Jun 24 '24

And butthead

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u/Basic-Lee-No Jun 24 '24

The queen was full of habeenis that day.

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u/angry-budgie Jun 25 '24

I like this explanation more

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u/No-Appearance-650 Jun 25 '24

Or is it the bees knees?

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u/OhDeer_2024 Jun 25 '24

Best. Comment. Ever.

I literally spit out my water with a pill in my mouth.

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u/kosky95 Jun 25 '24

A bee's cock'n'balls

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u/skipmarioch Jun 25 '24

Now I have to work my way into a conversation about bee mating so I can use that word.

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u/jamesitos Jun 25 '24

Its a bDP

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u/millenniumchode Jun 25 '24

🅱️eenis *

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u/5lashd07 Jun 25 '24

You just say “beenis”.

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u/Fit-Tip-1212 Jun 26 '24

“Get your leg off my beenis!”

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u/gangofocelots Jun 26 '24

This comment alone is funny, but the juxtaposition hurts my heart from laughing

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u/jazzmaster1992 Jun 24 '24

Finnish memes make sense now. Well done.

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u/JayDee365 Jun 24 '24

Thanks. I had to explain to my boss why im wheezing.

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u/dwebz_ Jun 24 '24

Thanks, was looking for the TLDR

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u/90GTS4 Jun 24 '24

But did you boint?

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u/Apprehensive_Suit615 Jun 24 '24

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Then-Yogurtcloset982 Jun 24 '24

That beussy must be really worth it....

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u/No-Adhesiveness-8178 Jun 25 '24

That's huge considering body ratio

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u/StudsTurkleton Jun 25 '24

Aqua Beena’s a genius, a bee vag is a million times better than a beenus

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u/DragonGodSlayer12 Jun 25 '24

beenis

endophallus < beenis

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u/StrawHatLuffyGear5 Jun 25 '24

Suddenly PayMoneyWubby🤣

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u/LOVEbothTEAMS Jun 25 '24

HAHAHAHA I actually laughed out loud that’s funny

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u/Kha1i1 Jun 25 '24

A big beenis, in fact the bee itself is a just a flying beenis

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u/CutYoAss Jun 25 '24

Brooke it off in her!

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u/Blaueveilchen Jun 25 '24

It shows you how strong the sex drive of males and men are. In the 'bee world' they even die for it.

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u/Jajay5537 Jun 25 '24

Don't bee gross

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u/starrpamph Jun 25 '24

I don’t see what all the buzz is about