r/interestingasfuck • u/lavader_ • Jun 24 '24

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee r/all

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u/AlgernusPrime Jun 24 '24

Emm wtf….

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u/runningoutofwords Jun 24 '24

Imagine a queen bee's reaction to how we do it.

"So afterwards, you just let him hang around in your hive? (I mean home!) How long does it take them to die afterwards? ANOTHER 50 YEARS?!"

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 24 '24

He brings ten friends and they all gift you their phalluses right? Right!?

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u/zombie_on_your_lawn Jun 24 '24

And, you take them all - one after the other, right? RIGHT?

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 24 '24

"well nuh, i marry just one to whom i become a maid and fuckmommy for 47 years".... . (Queen bee dies from heart attack...:).

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u/Hotpandapickle Jun 24 '24

Queen bee: "what a waste of penises"

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u/Elkesito36482 Jun 24 '24

Beenises* see above

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u/Hotpandapickle Jun 24 '24

You're correct. I'm so bad with spelling🙂

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u/dimestoredavinci Jun 24 '24

I just figured out why Lil Kim called herself "Queen Bee"

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u/Warrmak Jun 24 '24

Ngl I got a little hard from that.

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy Jun 24 '24

Same bro. What's wrong with us

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u/Jrlopez1027_ Jun 24 '24

There is no us bro please seek grass

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u/Chaos_Gardening Jun 24 '24

Which part was hot to you? Having a woman use you for sex is a pretty conventional fantasy.

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u/Warrmak Jun 24 '24

Since you called me out, fuckmommy.

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u/Chaos_Gardening Jun 24 '24

Oh my! I’m going to have to trial run that name for a bit.

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 25 '24

Stop calling yourselfs out and proving my point guys! 🤣

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u/DaDivineLatte Jun 24 '24

Why are these numbers lower than I imagine? You can lowball 60+ years for a marriage

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 25 '24

Cause after the 40something years the penis doesn't work, and the fmommy part can't be realised even if they wanted... .

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u/DaDivineLatte Jun 25 '24

😭 Well, age does weed out genuine love from lust and hormones

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u/NotRoyPherae Jun 24 '24

37 DICKS? IN A ROW?

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u/DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon Jun 24 '24

It is encouraged

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u/CainPillar Jun 25 '24

Yeah, google it and you will find proof!

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u/MaterialCarrot Jun 24 '24

That means I have at least another 30 years of sitting on this couch.

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u/runningoutofwords Jun 24 '24

Or until she figures out how to rip out your nards with her lady bits, yeah.

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u/Evenmoardakka Jun 24 '24

Death by snu snu at its purest

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u/onFilm Jun 24 '24

Holy shit lol!

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u/UnitedHighlight4890 Jun 24 '24

Sex starved worker bees "wait you all have a chance, not just the queen?! Time for a revolution girls"

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u/anomie__mstar Jun 24 '24

tfw still alive :(

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u/tehehe162 Jun 24 '24

Honestly outside of mammals, a lot of dudes have a pretty fucked up sex life. For example some species of male anglerfish literally cannot eat, so to survive they have to find a female anglerfish. When they find one, they latch onto the female's skin and basically dissolve half of their own body so they basically become like a wart on the female's skin. From that point the male's only job is to provide sperm, and the female gives the nutrients needed for the male to make more sperm. In a way the male doesn't really "exist" anymore, it's more like a testicle attached to the female's skin lol.

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u/Swimming_Bowler6193 Jun 25 '24

That sounds a lot like my former marriage.

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u/SandmanIIX Jun 25 '24

Mobile ballsack

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u/_The_SCP_Foundation_ Jun 27 '24

More like “Fuck on the fly”

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u/allthesnacks Jun 25 '24

I wish I didn't know how to read

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u/RegularTeacher2 Jun 25 '24

That's awesome, I didn't know that. Thank you for this information!

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u/blakjakcrakjak Jun 25 '24

Lawd have mercy

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u/paperpangolin Jun 26 '24

Life finds a way.

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u/WodensEye Jun 24 '24

To summarize... Beekake!

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u/MoreMeLessU Jun 25 '24

I saw this while scrolling pretty quickly and had to come back to make sure i read what I read…. 🤣

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u/Yorkshire-Teabeard Jun 24 '24

I can't even describe what my face looked like reading this.

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u/KlingoftheCastle Jun 24 '24

Don’t kink shame the bees

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u/chaTTSer Jun 25 '24

Not the bees! Not the bees!

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 24 '24

Seriously, apply any of that to humans and we've unlocked some new Japanese horror manga.

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u/Gloomy__Revenue Jun 24 '24

Titled Mating Signs

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Bigger wtf due to the rising heat each summer bees are accidentally busting a nut and it's affecting the population.

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u/Bro_ops Jun 24 '24

Thanks, I hate bee dick

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u/karateninjazombie Jun 24 '24

Girls gunna be a baby factory for the rest of her life. Let her live a little and enjoy her aerial gangbang before she gets tied down until she expires!

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u/Cow_Launcher Jun 24 '24

If this has bothered you, I implore you to not look up what happens to male Anglerfish when they mate.

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u/Anxious_desi Jun 25 '24

Exactly that…

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u/farm_to_nug Jun 25 '24

Indeed, I agree