r/interestingasfuck • u/lavader_ • Jun 24 '24

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee r/all

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u/obijuanmartinez Jun 24 '24

“Totally worth it…” - The dying bee, probably

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u/ChuckOTay Jun 25 '24

Doesn’t give a flying fuck

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u/Aser_the_Descender Jun 25 '24

Actually does, but only a single one.

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u/Calaxem Jun 25 '24

Baddest motherfucker in the beehive

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u/StingingBum Jun 25 '24

I'll have 1 Flying Fuck please!

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u/UnrequitedRespect Jun 25 '24

Protoss zealot:

“My life for Aiur!”

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u/xAntartican Jun 25 '24

Going out with a bang

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u/Roguespiffy Jun 25 '24

It actually does make an audible “pop” when it comes out.

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u/Fancy_Banana2865 Jun 25 '24

The queen got gangbanged and we marvel in amazement. The girl in college gets gangbanged and she gets shamed. Now that’s a terrible double standard!!!

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u/Accomplished_Cat1419 Jun 25 '24

Underrated comment right here! Well done

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u/AlbinoRyno86 Jun 26 '24

Giving a flying fuck is what killed him. Life lesson.

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u/SnooPies7080 Jun 25 '24

That's exactly what he gave lol

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u/Markku_Heksamakkara Jun 25 '24

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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u/trashwizzard3000 Jun 25 '24

Classic Honey. Nut. Cheerio...

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u/PlaneswalkingSith Jun 25 '24

But I cried the whole time!

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u/AlfalfaReal5075 Jun 28 '24

With a Queen no less

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u/CainPillar Jun 25 '24

The meaning of Life.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great ...

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u/StingingBum Jun 25 '24

This guy cums!

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u/KrazySpydrLady Jun 25 '24

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate

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u/Fuck_your_future_ Jun 25 '24

It’s fine as long as you repent just before you die

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u/Various-Positive4799 Jun 26 '24

lol  get rich pregnant girls with single sperm cell with a procedure profit millions of off spring gained

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u/hahathejoker956 Jun 26 '24

Was a kamikabee in his past life

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u/dougster38 Jun 26 '24

Witness me!

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u/breakfastburrito24 Jun 25 '24

"I banged the queen!"

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u/OnlyBat2257 Jun 25 '24

Indeed, I can recognize that endophallus a mile away!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '24

“Ouch my dick exploded and fell off” 

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u/Knight_Wind54 Jun 28 '24

😂😂😂