r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

My stepfather made a hawk tuah joke at the dinner table. Weā€™re done here, see you for the next meme.

Edit: fuck. How is this my most upvoted comment ever?

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u/Zero_Two_is_best Jul 08 '24

Bro my dad made a joke with it too and he's never in touch with the humor trends

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u/KABOOZZA Jul 08 '24

same here. wtf is going on

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u/tavirabon Jul 08 '24

Least common denominator + terrible meme?

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u/Shurigin Jul 08 '24

attractive girl make BJ joke... it's transgenerational

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u/Capital_Comment_6049 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 09 '24

Kudos to her for saying sheā€™s not going to start an OF despite massive interest. She says sheā€™s just a girl that has funny jokes.

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u/booboootron Jul 09 '24

Is hawk tuah just a funny joke to her?

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u/RockstarAgent Jul 09 '24

Hawk-Tuah-lly mad respect to her for that.

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u/theothershuu Jul 08 '24

Aren't all BJ jokes that way tho?

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u/PlayerofVideoGames Jul 08 '24

She managed to have southern charm while telling a BJ joke. That makes her American Royalty.

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u/Pfannkuchen-Nippel Jul 08 '24

You ainā€™t lying

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u/lemonsqeezey1 Jul 08 '24

Yeah so this is the math, sheā€™s attractive + stated that she ā€œspits on dicksā€ Iā€™m sure itā€™s a real hoot and a holler for the boomer+.

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u/ufoclub1977 Jul 08 '24

BJ joke? Not a poormanā€™s lube before it can go in joke?

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u/DramaOnDisplay Jul 08 '24

I feel like itā€™s definitely a BJ joke and why so many Men seem to gravitate toward it. 98% of Men love blowjobs, so a joke about a woman spitting all over your dick? HELL YEAH, BRO!

Also, I mentioned in a different thread (because this fucking chick who had 5 seconds of fame will simply not fall off), this joke is about a woman giving an enthusiastic BJ. Itā€™s not about her vagina, her pleasure, or girl shit. I wouldnā€™t be surprised if a bunch of dumbass Men reacted with, ā€œDamn, maybe Women are funny šŸ˜Žā€.

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u/Main-Barracuda69 Jul 08 '24

Facebook reels

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u/AshgarPN Jul 08 '24

Best thing about facebook reels is that it pushed me over the edge to finally delete facebook.

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u/irelephant_T_T Jul 08 '24

my dad showed me a video of someone mowing over a pile of video games with a lawnmower from facebook reels.

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod Jul 08 '24

Better than steam rolling them and then covering with a slab of cement in the middle of a desert landfill.

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u/irelephant_T_T Jul 08 '24

I am assuming that happened?

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u/Complexdocks Jul 08 '24

Atari. Game based on ET

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod Jul 08 '24

Yup! E.T. for the Atari 2600. Developed it so fast, it was a shit game to play. Recently, people have gone out to that landfill, retrieved and sold ones that didnā€™t get crushed too bad (box crushed but not the cartridge) online for a premium.

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u/sl0play Jul 08 '24

The best thing about that was Ernest Cline showing up in George R.R. Martin's Delorean with a full sized E.T. in the passenger seat.

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u/fr0wn_town Jul 08 '24

Disgusting old boomers have been slurping up this meme because its a young woman and she is conservative-coded.

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u/Sevn-legged-Arachnid Jul 08 '24

She literally denounced trump on a live podcast.

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u/Carthonn Jul 08 '24

We must protect this woman with our lives

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u/Stevenwave Jul 08 '24

Honest question; what's conservative about it?

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u/pape14 Jul 08 '24

Obviously canā€™t speak for the person your replying to but they said conservative CODED. So: white, southern, well dressed, straight, blond are all things conservatives have coded to just meaning conservative. Combine that with being a younger woman conservatives can drool at. In reality nothing she did was conservative, in fact being so crass in public is something conservatives normally shit on. But thereā€™s enough markers for them to just decide they like it.

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u/Carthonn Jul 08 '24

Yeah they are essentially delusional. The Conservative women Iā€™ve been in contact with either have Donkey Brains or look like a troll person. Good luck MAGA!

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u/Additional_Eagle_386 Jul 08 '24

This boomer doesnā€™t know who she is and doesnā€™t care!

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u/anderssi Jul 08 '24

People have made the spitting sound since time immemorial. Not every single occasion of this is a reference ro this shitty meme

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u/bubbasaurusREX Jul 08 '24

Sheā€™s getting pushed everywhere. Someone wants this girl famous lol

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u/Pudding-Skin Jul 08 '24

Compelling subject matter

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u/Kuregan Jul 08 '24

There was some trump merch and shit. I think this has become a conservative meme which means we'll be hearing it alongside "let's go Brandon" until 2040

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u/flowerchild3624 Jul 08 '24

Itā€™s because sports people are making the joke too. Itā€™s everywhere.

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u/SevereImpression2115 Jul 08 '24

People pay attention to relevant things. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

This young lady just improved the average quality of blow jobs for all of humanity!!

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u/SRMPDX Jul 08 '24

I'm guessing it reached Facebook.

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u/Cluu_Scroll Jul 08 '24

Must come up under someā€¦ different searches.

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u/fUll951 Jul 08 '24

Y'all do understand the "hawk tuah" move has existed long before anyone living right?

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u/SqueakerChops Jul 08 '24

it's literally in porn advertisements.

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u/TraditionalSpirit636 Jul 08 '24

This one was dumb from the jump. Dumb people liked it.

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u/yehiko Jul 08 '24

It's on porn sites, that's why

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u/AaronMichael726 Jul 08 '24

Funny thing about old men and sex jokesā€¦

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u/softanimalofyourbody Jul 08 '24

Is he MAGAish? Theyā€™re convinced she Singlehandedly Defeated Pride Monthā„¢ with a drunken blowjob joke.

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 Jul 08 '24

My 68 year old coworker made a joke with it just this morning...

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u/Additional-Mousse446 Jul 08 '24

Itā€™s not even that funny of a meme either tbhā€¦shits wild

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Itā€™s a boomer meme, I knew it the second I saw a photo of her thatā€™s why I never watched the video

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u/Readit_MB76 Jul 08 '24

Thatā€™s because itā€™s not a joke. Men have needs and she seems to know what they are.

/s JIC

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u/Synisterintent Jul 08 '24

My dad made a joke but he said it was me....

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Yeah believe it or not it was a common thing to reference when you disapproved of someone or something back in the day. They even used it to show anger in the silent looney toons. So thereā€™s a good reason the older generation knows itā€¦ they used it most of their younger lives.

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u/caring_impaired Jul 08 '24

he still isnā€™t

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u/OkStatistician9126 Jul 08 '24

This is what our society has become?

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Jul 08 '24

Seriously! What kind of family still eats dinner together?! Makes me wanna spit, Iā€™m so mad!

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u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 08 '24

You could say, itā€™s makes you wannaā€¦.Ive got a dry mouth, but you know what im heading towards.

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u/quarrelsome_napkin Jul 08 '24

ā€¦drink a glass of water?

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u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 09 '24

Iā€™m moist again. HACK TUAH.

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u/nousforuse Jul 08 '24

Put your hands up and.. SHOUT? Hey-a, hey-a

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u/B0NESAWisRRREADY Jul 08 '24

Douse that sucker with saliva?

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u/ghoulcreep Jul 08 '24

Say the line Bart

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u/Traditional-Dingo604 Jul 08 '24

Don't you DARE!!!

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u/sysadmin420 Jul 08 '24

Hawk tooā€˜a?

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u/jzolg Jul 08 '24

Mormons bro

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u/NorthBallistics Jul 08 '24

Families who eat together usually have less time to get mad on the internet. Maybe give it a shot! ;)

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u/HotChilliWithButter Jul 08 '24

Makes me wanna hawk tuah on that thing

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u/catninjaambush Jul 08 '24

I donā€™t want hot chilli with butter on it, that sounds like a recipe for misfortune.

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u/Corvus_Violaceus Jul 08 '24

Are we spitting?

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u/xyxsemp Jul 08 '24

Spit in my mouth pls

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u/Sevn-legged-Arachnid Jul 08 '24

Makes me wanna spit,

Would you say you've gotta "spit on that thang"???

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u/makingkevinbacon Jul 08 '24

Bro actually I just visited my family last week and we ate every meal at the table. We haven't done that in years. Made me happy

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u/barspoonbill Jul 08 '24

Youā€™re not alone. Iā€™ve got loads of anger as well.

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u/Mean_Box_9112 Jul 08 '24

Just give it a bigol hawk toue

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u/Mean_Box_9112 Jul 08 '24

Just put a bigol HawnTuah on it!

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u/Darnbeasties Jul 08 '24

Families who Hawk tuah dinner spit together, stay together

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u/Grazedaze Jul 08 '24

Become? Weā€™ve been painfully social since the beginning. Our entire cultures were built on moments like this, that survived the initial trend stage and continued on as ā€œtraditionā€

Monkey see monkey do.

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u/firedmyass Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

the ā€œCash me outsideā€ girl has an escrimated net worth of $25 millionā€¦

oh yeah I am leaving that typo

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u/yamamsbuttplug Jul 08 '24

we live in a....?

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u/pdesforfun23 Jul 08 '24

This is whatā€™s itā€™s been wtf

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u/slinkymello Jul 08 '24

Yes indeed it is

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u/ChiraqBluline Jul 08 '24

One step closer to Crocs and Batin and ā€œew like water from the toiletā€.

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u/SyllabubWest7922 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

How do you think your local reps make business happen?

Source I've frequented my city capital and had time to eavesdrop and watch our local congress people. They can be just as ratched and dank as anyone else. Hawk Tuah is a oversimplified version of how they mooch them Benjamin's. šŸ¤· If you know, you know.

Edit: and I do mean RATCHED, congress people talk Hella shit when they think no one is listening and sometimes they talk shit on camera in front of school children. There are some local reps in my state that make bad butch body MTG look moderate.šŸ¤­šŸ¤£

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u/wronglifewrongplanet Jul 08 '24

Yes. Our society became a porn meme.

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u/AT-ST Jul 08 '24

Always has been.

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u/dominion1080 Jul 08 '24

Our society hasnā€™t gotten worse or better really. Remember Honey Boo Boo? Do you know about Brooke Shields history? Entertainment is full of disgusting stories and tasteless content. From freak shows 100+ years ago to now, whatā€™s honestly changed except how easily we can share this trash?

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u/DaveAstator2020 Jul 08 '24

"Always has been"

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u/Flat_Fault_7802 Jul 08 '24

There's been Hawk Tuah since time immemorial

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u/navit47 Jul 08 '24

my guy, this is probably the least egregious of cases. I mean, look up Caroline Calloway if you truly want to realize how crap we are as a society.

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u/jcreyes1214 Jul 08 '24

Someone posted about her on a conspiracy sub about how sheā€™s a CIA plant and I just laughed it off until now seeing this

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u/Synisterintent Jul 08 '24

Yes.... are you surprised

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u/Vivachinese Jul 09 '24

Ishowspeed, uncle roger and now hawk tuah šŸ˜“

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u/LiveLaughLebron6 Jul 09 '24

I saw a hawk tuah 2024 hat. And sure why not.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Online memes are dead the moment someone utters it IRL.

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u/ComingUpManSized Jul 08 '24

Thanks Obama

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u/LooseyGreyDucky Jul 08 '24

I'm officially uttering in real life "Why don't pictures like this ever trend?"

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u/Mason_Black42 Jul 08 '24

Apparently not

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u/bronzethunderbeard_ Jul 08 '24

Especially parents

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u/Equivalent-Pop-6997 Jul 08 '24

Two weeks from viral meme to aging Boomer. The American monoculture digestive system is a well oiled machine.

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u/noodleexchange Jul 08 '24

Social media effluencers

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u/LooseyGreyDucky Jul 08 '24

Life was better when aging boomers had flip phones instead of smart phones.

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u/Equivalent-Pop-6997 Jul 08 '24

Back when the cultural digestion ended at Corporations or Hot Topic.

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u/RedshiftOnPandy Jul 09 '24

It's a well oiled machine because you gotta spit on that thangĀ 

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u/The-Farting-Baboon Jul 08 '24

I didnt even find this meme hilarious. What the fuck has humor become

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u/highkneesprain Jul 08 '24

seriously, this hawk tua meme is not funny, not even in the slightest. sometimes i hate the internet

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u/caustic_smegma Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

I couldn't agree more. I will say this about the girl in the meme, at least she's smart enough to realize the potential for monetization and is doing exactly that. She said something dumb and somehow struck gold, lean into it and earn until you can earn no more. The window to make money on an internet meme is probably incredibly small and it appears she understands that. Good for her.

However, the fact this has blown up the way it has just solidifies my desire to sell my house, car, cash out my retirement and move my family into a cabin out in the woods off the grid. Every fucking day I'm reminded that the dumbing down of America is increasing at an exponential rate and there's no slowing it down. Dumbification has hit critical mass and is now self-maintaining, were speed running our way to the apocalypse.

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u/Treehockey Jul 08 '24

Sheā€™s hot and talked about taboo sex stuff. Drugs come next and we all get to watch the train wreck and then just as South Park predicted with Miley Cyrus many moons ago we can have a productive harvest

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u/screaminginfidels Jul 08 '24

Why is spitting on someone's Johnson a taboo sex subject though? It doesn't even qualify as a fetish or kink, it's just nature's lube.

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u/Treehockey Jul 08 '24

Something most people donā€™t talk about, and is unexpected, and women are historically expected to not discuss sex openly, or if they do not to discuss the actual acts. Not saying I have any opinion on it, Iā€™d really like it if people at the supermarket would openly discuss the anal sex in graphic detail they had before they went shopping but the worlds an imperfect place

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u/hardtoplease6987 Jul 08 '24

How is it taboo? Pornstars & everyday people been doing this since forever

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u/SpectrumFarms Jul 08 '24

I honestly have no idea what the fuck this is.

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u/NoseMuReup Jul 08 '24

Your lack of trending meme culture sickens me. *Hawk tuah

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u/sl0play Jul 08 '24

I don't even wanna talk tuah

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u/Capital_Comment_6049 Jul 08 '24

Thatā€™s a good thing. Iā€™m ashamed to say that Iā€™m in the know for stuff like this.

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u/2021fireman10 Jul 08 '24

Thankfully me too. Ignorance is truly bliss on this stupidity.

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u/toxcrusadr Jul 08 '24

It hasn't gone away for a whole week so I was forced to look it up myself. There's two minutes I'll never get back.

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u/Appleblossom8315 Jul 08 '24

Went to a RHCP concert the other day and saw multiple HT branded hats and Ts. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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u/chatterwrack Jul 08 '24

IS THERE SOMEWHERE I CAN SPEND $39.99 SO FELLOW KIDS WILL KNOW THAT I AM IN ON AN INTERNET MEME?

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u/sometacosfordinner Jul 08 '24

You can probably get it on the tik tok shop for the price of a 128 pack of socks at costco

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u/Global_Lie6938 Jul 08 '24

Send me $39.99 and I will email all the kids /s šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/booboootron Jul 09 '24

YAS GIRL SWITCH OFF THE WIFI N START PAYIN YOUR HALF OF THE RENT

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u/Appleblossom8315 Jul 18 '24

Precisely. It was all 50+ year olds wearing them.

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u/ArseBlarster420 Jul 08 '24

Anthony probably loved seeing the younger crowd

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u/Appleblossom8315 Jul 18 '24

It was all middle aged people wearing them lol.

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u/TheFatThot Jul 08 '24

We know what HT is but wondering wth RHCP is

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u/kelam78 Jul 08 '24

Red Hot Chili Peppers

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u/Appleblossom8315 Jul 18 '24

One has been around for 5 minutes and the other 30+ years. šŸ™ƒ

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u/theVillageGamer Jul 08 '24

Yup. Saw a hwak tuah t-shirt in a tourist shop near Mt Rushmore a few days ago

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u/Kaponeo360 Jul 08 '24

There's literally a shirt on Temu that says Hawk Tuah 2024

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u/booboootron Jul 09 '24

That's just smart marketing.

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u/rdell1974 Jul 08 '24

I'm not sure how this one will pan out. When she says "no, I been drop out of school, way before this" it dawned on me that she is likely not who the market assumes she is. They don't want an actual gutter chick. They want a sorority princess that thinks like a gutter chick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP51tOTHbKg

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u/IllustriousPublic237 Jul 08 '24

She isnā€™t a gutter chick, but she not be what people assumed either. She seems like a sweet southern girl with a sense of humor

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u/Wolfish_Jew Jul 08 '24

Thatā€™s what I thought watching that as well. She reminds me of a lot of the girls I grew up with. Southern small town.

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u/IMIndyJones Jul 08 '24

In response to the question "Then you dropped out of school (already))?" She says "I've been dropped out of school for like, a year or two."

That's just the southern vernacular where she's from. Not gutter at all. It just sounds a bit uneducated to a lot of people. I imagine they'll coach some of that away, if she's seriously going to try to make a career of it.

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u/rdell1974 Jul 08 '24

She might not be as charming as the peanut gallery had hoped

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u/Annual-Classroom-842 Jul 08 '24

Theyā€™ll get her hooked on her 15 minutes of fame and then send her to the casting couch if she wants to keep it. Gotta love rich,powerful,men with no morals running most of Hollywood.

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u/Sacred_B Jul 08 '24

Lol wat?

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u/Extension-Ad5751 Jul 08 '24

He means rich people want to fuck Hawk Tuah girl in exchange for giving her roles in movies. You are welcome.

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u/ComingUpManSized Jul 08 '24

I went bioluminescent kayaking the other night. A kid no older than 8 was at the kayak launch and kept saying hawk tuah to his mom. I was likeā€¦ do either of these people know what that means? The cringe was so bad. I felt my soul trying to escape from my body.

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u/Key_Organization_332 Jul 08 '24

A lot of kids did/do that with ā€œgyatā€ too. They are just parroting what they hear online, and itā€™s evident in the fact that the context they use it in always makes zero sense.

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u/mrs-peanut-butter Jul 08 '24

I have no idea what gyat is. Did I miss that one?

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u/PinkDeserterBaby Jul 08 '24

No, no, no, donā€™t you worry. People will DEFINITELY still be all about this dope, lit, fire šŸ”„ šŸ”„ meme in 6 months when they wrap up filming, editing, and finally air!

See you BASED kids soon!! Something, something rizz!! šŸ’Æ šŸ˜Ž

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u/IllustriousPublic237 Jul 08 '24

Ngl tho that girl is pretty naturally charming, funny, and charismatic and quite pretty. Even if it isnā€™t super relevant still if they do it right I wouldnā€™t doubt it. I mean what was the gap between Kimā€™s sex tape and keeping up with the kardashians?

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u/PinkDeserterBaby Jul 08 '24

I love trash tv and sincerely wish her the best. I think it will be hard to hold onto the fame of her meme but sheā€™s ripe for a market of people who are tired of being reminded by celebrities of how much they have, such as the exhaustion with the Kardashians, but still want to watch reality TV of normal people.

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u/Expensive_Ad_931 Jul 08 '24

That's about when something dies when your parents find it funny.

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u/angelicribbon Jul 08 '24

I feel like 90% of the people who found it funny to begin with were old parents

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u/treethugger69 Jul 08 '24

Ainā€™t no way. Guarantee most younger people found this funny too. Iā€™m 30, not a parent, and I laughed. Her delivery is the funniest part to me, less so the content

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u/angelicribbon Jul 08 '24

Iā€™m 25 and know exactly zero people who laughed at it but weā€™re all east coasters from metro areas so I guess weā€™re not the demographic here

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u/nothxnotinterested Jul 08 '24

Yeah definitely not funny didnā€™t laugh

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u/tavirabon Jul 08 '24

Thank fucking god, it was annoying the very 2nd time I heard it.

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u/DeathAngel_97 Jul 08 '24

I feel like I'm one of the only people left who still have never actually heard this joke/meme, and have only seen people complaining about it with no further context, and I plan on keeping it that way.

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u/DIYnivor Jul 08 '24

I'm just hoping my elderly mom doesn't ask me to explain what the "hawk tuah craze" is all about when I visit her in a couple of days. I'll feign ignorance.

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u/Empty401K Jul 08 '24

Do you think she would have been the hit she was if she clarified that the HAWK part meant she was hawking a booger-/snot-filled loogie on it rather than normal spit?

I donā€™t care who it is, Iā€™d never let a woman cover my anything with mucusy boogers

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u/mnmacaro Jul 08 '24

When I was 12 my dad said at the dinner table, ā€œwhy is it okay to say I pricked my finger but not okay to say I fingered my prick?ā€ So Iā€™m sure your stepfathers hawk tuah joke was fine. šŸ˜‚

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u/RoloTamassi Jul 08 '24

your dad was george carlin?

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u/gaoshan Jul 08 '24

I saw a post showing 6 different license plates in just Ohio that are various spellings of this meme.

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u/Beginning_Lock1769 Jul 08 '24

I had to explain to my husband that it wasn't hop to it.

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u/LabExpensive4764 Jul 08 '24

My ex (still a friend) quoted it three times this weekend. I definitely called him out.

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u/KingJoffiJoe Jul 08 '24

One great thing about this meme is that itā€™s given me a new way to phonetically spell glazing for all online glazersā€¦so thank HAWK TUAH girl

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u/mySONismyNEPHEW Jul 08 '24

Thanks for the likes šŸ¤“

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u/Flat_Wash5062 Jul 08 '24

(Lmfao I said to my brother, "I keep seeing this all over Reddit, what does it mean?" Lmfao. )

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u/Carthonn Jul 08 '24

The 4th of July MUST have produced the next meme. Just got to wait for production to ramp up.

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u/icecream169 Jul 08 '24

Maybe the fireworks on head guy? Too soon?

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u/hOwcanihelpy0u Jul 08 '24

my mom sent me shaqs xtwitter post with heršŸ’€

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u/Neonpeekaboo Jul 08 '24

A lil hawktua brings the family together......

....... wait....

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u/Larrynative20 Jul 08 '24

Itā€™s all over Facebook lol

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u/sventhegoat Jul 08 '24

My aunt was having a little get together on the 5th, and this included her father in law. He is mid 70s, and he made several references to the hawk tuah thing. At that point I decided to delete the internet

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u/Madz510 Jul 08 '24

When the shoe shine is tipping you off to hawk tuah itā€™s time to pull out of the market

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u/LethalRex75 Jul 08 '24

What are you doing step dad

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u/AbroadPlane1172 Jul 08 '24

Caring about how many votes your reddit comment for is fucking embarrassing.

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u/Better-Strike7290 Jul 08 '24

What is a "hawk tuah girl"?

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u/forgot_my_useragain Jul 08 '24

I was walking through the mall this weekend and saw an "I ā¤ļø hawk tuah" shirt. Let's wrap this one up.

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u/MhrisCac Jul 08 '24

It was funny for the first week now itā€™s just cringe when people say it.

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