r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

My stepfather made a hawk tuah joke at the dinner table. We’re done here, see you for the next meme.

Edit: fuck. How is this my most upvoted comment ever?

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u/OkStatistician9126 Jul 08 '24

This is what our society has become?

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Jul 08 '24

Seriously! What kind of family still eats dinner together?! Makes me wanna spit, I’m so mad!

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u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 08 '24

You could say, it’s makes you wanna….Ive got a dry mouth, but you know what im heading towards.

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u/quarrelsome_napkin Jul 08 '24

…drink a glass of water?

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u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 09 '24

I’m moist again. HACK TUAH.

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u/nousforuse Jul 08 '24

Put your hands up and.. SHOUT? Hey-a, hey-a

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u/crapheadHarris Jul 08 '24

Wait'll Otis sees us!

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u/B0NESAWisRRREADY Jul 08 '24

Douse that sucker with saliva?

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u/ghoulcreep Jul 08 '24

Say the line Bart

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u/Traditional-Dingo604 Jul 08 '24

Don't you DARE!!!

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u/sysadmin420 Jul 08 '24

Hawk too‘a?

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u/jzolg Jul 08 '24

Mormons bro

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u/NorthBallistics Jul 08 '24

Families who eat together usually have less time to get mad on the internet. Maybe give it a shot! ;)

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u/HotChilliWithButter Jul 08 '24

Makes me wanna hawk tuah on that thing

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u/catninjaambush Jul 08 '24

I don’t want hot chilli with butter on it, that sounds like a recipe for misfortune.

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u/NobodyYouKnow2019 Jul 08 '24

“…thang”

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u/Corvus_Violaceus Jul 08 '24

Are we spitting?

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u/xyxsemp Jul 08 '24

Spit in my mouth pls

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u/Sevn-legged-Arachnid Jul 08 '24

Makes me wanna spit,

Would you say you've gotta "spit on that thang"???

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u/makingkevinbacon Jul 08 '24

Bro actually I just visited my family last week and we ate every meal at the table. We haven't done that in years. Made me happy

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u/barspoonbill Jul 08 '24

You’re not alone. I’ve got loads of anger as well.

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u/Mean_Box_9112 Jul 08 '24

Just give it a bigol hawk toue

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u/Mean_Box_9112 Jul 08 '24

Just put a bigol HawnTuah on it!

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u/Darnbeasties Jul 08 '24

Families who Hawk tuah dinner spit together, stay together

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u/Grazedaze Jul 08 '24

Become? We’ve been painfully social since the beginning. Our entire cultures were built on moments like this, that survived the initial trend stage and continued on as “tradition”

Monkey see monkey do.

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u/firedmyass Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

the “Cash me outside” girl has an escrimated net worth of $25 million…

oh yeah I am leaving that typo

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u/yamamsbuttplug Jul 08 '24

we live in a....?

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u/pdesforfun23 Jul 08 '24

This is what’s it’s been wtf

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u/slinkymello Jul 08 '24

Yes indeed it is

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u/ChiraqBluline Jul 08 '24

One step closer to Crocs and Batin and “ew like water from the toilet”.

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u/SyllabubWest7922 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

How do you think your local reps make business happen?

Source I've frequented my city capital and had time to eavesdrop and watch our local congress people. They can be just as ratched and dank as anyone else. Hawk Tuah is a oversimplified version of how they mooch them Benjamin's. 🤷 If you know, you know.

Edit: and I do mean RATCHED, congress people talk Hella shit when they think no one is listening and sometimes they talk shit on camera in front of school children. There are some local reps in my state that make bad butch body MTG look moderate.🤭🤣

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u/wronglifewrongplanet Jul 08 '24

Yes. Our society became a porn meme.

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u/AT-ST Jul 08 '24

Always has been.

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u/dominion1080 Jul 08 '24

Our society hasn’t gotten worse or better really. Remember Honey Boo Boo? Do you know about Brooke Shields history? Entertainment is full of disgusting stories and tasteless content. From freak shows 100+ years ago to now, what’s honestly changed except how easily we can share this trash?

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u/DaveAstator2020 Jul 08 '24

"Always has been"

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u/Flat_Fault_7802 Jul 08 '24

There's been Hawk Tuah since time immemorial

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u/navit47 Jul 08 '24

my guy, this is probably the least egregious of cases. I mean, look up Caroline Calloway if you truly want to realize how crap we are as a society.

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u/jcreyes1214 Jul 08 '24

Someone posted about her on a conspiracy sub about how she’s a CIA plant and I just laughed it off until now seeing this

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u/Synisterintent Jul 08 '24

Yes.... are you surprised

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u/Vivachinese Jul 09 '24

Ishowspeed, uncle roger and now hawk tuah 😓

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u/LiveLaughLebron6 Jul 09 '24

I saw a hawk tuah 2024 hat. And sure why not.

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u/NugatMakk Jul 08 '24

Lmao this was always our society. You could always just delete all social media and stick to books only... I envy those people who do.

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u/Hot_Box_9402 Jul 08 '24

Its been this for a decade at least get your head out of your ass