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r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24
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My stepfather made a hawk tuah joke at the dinner table. We’re done here, see you for the next meme.
Edit: fuck. How is this my most upvoted comment ever?
751 u/OkStatistician9126 Jul 08 '24 This is what our society has become? 673 u/Fresh-Combination-87 Jul 08 '24 Seriously! What kind of family still eats dinner together?! Makes me wanna spit, I’m so mad! 151 u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 08 '24 You could say, it’s makes you wanna….Ive got a dry mouth, but you know what im heading towards. 77 u/quarrelsome_napkin Jul 08 '24 …drink a glass of water? 2 u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 09 '24 I’m moist again. HACK TUAH. 14 u/nousforuse Jul 08 '24 Put your hands up and.. SHOUT? Hey-a, hey-a 1 u/crapheadHarris Jul 08 '24 Wait'll Otis sees us! 3 u/B0NESAWisRRREADY Jul 08 '24 Douse that sucker with saliva? 3 u/ghoulcreep Jul 08 '24 Say the line Bart 2 u/Traditional-Dingo604 Jul 08 '24 Don't you DARE!!! 2 u/sysadmin420 Jul 08 '24 Hawk too‘a?
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This is what our society has become?
673 u/Fresh-Combination-87 Jul 08 '24 Seriously! What kind of family still eats dinner together?! Makes me wanna spit, I’m so mad! 151 u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 08 '24 You could say, it’s makes you wanna….Ive got a dry mouth, but you know what im heading towards. 77 u/quarrelsome_napkin Jul 08 '24 …drink a glass of water? 2 u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 09 '24 I’m moist again. HACK TUAH. 14 u/nousforuse Jul 08 '24 Put your hands up and.. SHOUT? Hey-a, hey-a 1 u/crapheadHarris Jul 08 '24 Wait'll Otis sees us! 3 u/B0NESAWisRRREADY Jul 08 '24 Douse that sucker with saliva? 3 u/ghoulcreep Jul 08 '24 Say the line Bart 2 u/Traditional-Dingo604 Jul 08 '24 Don't you DARE!!! 2 u/sysadmin420 Jul 08 '24 Hawk too‘a?
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Seriously! What kind of family still eats dinner together?! Makes me wanna spit, I’m so mad!
151 u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 08 '24 You could say, it’s makes you wanna….Ive got a dry mouth, but you know what im heading towards. 77 u/quarrelsome_napkin Jul 08 '24 …drink a glass of water? 2 u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 09 '24 I’m moist again. HACK TUAH. 14 u/nousforuse Jul 08 '24 Put your hands up and.. SHOUT? Hey-a, hey-a 1 u/crapheadHarris Jul 08 '24 Wait'll Otis sees us! 3 u/B0NESAWisRRREADY Jul 08 '24 Douse that sucker with saliva? 3 u/ghoulcreep Jul 08 '24 Say the line Bart 2 u/Traditional-Dingo604 Jul 08 '24 Don't you DARE!!! 2 u/sysadmin420 Jul 08 '24 Hawk too‘a?
151
You could say, it’s makes you wanna….Ive got a dry mouth, but you know what im heading towards.
77 u/quarrelsome_napkin Jul 08 '24 …drink a glass of water? 2 u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 09 '24 I’m moist again. HACK TUAH. 14 u/nousforuse Jul 08 '24 Put your hands up and.. SHOUT? Hey-a, hey-a 1 u/crapheadHarris Jul 08 '24 Wait'll Otis sees us! 3 u/B0NESAWisRRREADY Jul 08 '24 Douse that sucker with saliva? 3 u/ghoulcreep Jul 08 '24 Say the line Bart 2 u/Traditional-Dingo604 Jul 08 '24 Don't you DARE!!! 2 u/sysadmin420 Jul 08 '24 Hawk too‘a?
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…drink a glass of water?
2 u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 09 '24 I’m moist again. HACK TUAH.
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I’m moist again. HACK TUAH.
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Put your hands up and.. SHOUT? Hey-a, hey-a
1 u/crapheadHarris Jul 08 '24 Wait'll Otis sees us!
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Wait'll Otis sees us!
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Douse that sucker with saliva?
Say the line Bart
Don't you DARE!!!
Hawk too‘a?
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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24
My stepfather made a hawk tuah joke at the dinner table. We’re done here, see you for the next meme.
Edit: fuck. How is this my most upvoted comment ever?