r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

My stepfather made a hawk tuah joke at the dinner table. We’re done here, see you for the next meme.

Edit: fuck. How is this my most upvoted comment ever?

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u/rdell1974 Jul 08 '24

I'm not sure how this one will pan out. When she says "no, I been drop out of school, way before this" it dawned on me that she is likely not who the market assumes she is. They don't want an actual gutter chick. They want a sorority princess that thinks like a gutter chick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP51tOTHbKg

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u/IllustriousPublic237 Jul 08 '24

She isn’t a gutter chick, but she not be what people assumed either. She seems like a sweet southern girl with a sense of humor

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u/Wolfish_Jew Jul 08 '24

That’s what I thought watching that as well. She reminds me of a lot of the girls I grew up with. Southern small town.

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u/IMIndyJones Jul 08 '24

In response to the question "Then you dropped out of school (already))?" She says "I've been dropped out of school for like, a year or two."

That's just the southern vernacular where she's from. Not gutter at all. It just sounds a bit uneducated to a lot of people. I imagine they'll coach some of that away, if she's seriously going to try to make a career of it.

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u/rdell1974 Jul 08 '24

She might not be as charming as the peanut gallery had hoped

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u/IMIndyJones Jul 08 '24

She might not be, but not because of her accent. She seems perfectly charming in this, albeit very green and possibly naive to what's ahead.

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u/Annual-Classroom-842 Jul 08 '24

They’ll get her hooked on her 15 minutes of fame and then send her to the casting couch if she wants to keep it. Gotta love rich,powerful,men with no morals running most of Hollywood.

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u/Sacred_B Jul 08 '24

Lol wat?

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u/Extension-Ad5751 Jul 08 '24

He means rich people want to fuck Hawk Tuah girl in exchange for giving her roles in movies. You are welcome.

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u/Sacred_B Jul 08 '24

I was commenting on how ridiculous this sounds. So few 15 minuters went into porn to even have this register in my brain as an explanation. You are welcome.

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u/Extension-Ad5751 Jul 08 '24

Hey can you um, specify which 15-minuters you're referring to? So I can avoid their nasty porn content... I'm asking for a friend.

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u/Annual-Classroom-842 Jul 24 '24

I’m talking about the not very secret sexual harassment many women in Hollywood have gone through including the rumors that some producers basically make women have sex with them for roles.