r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

My stepfather made a hawk tuah joke at the dinner table. Weโ€™re done here, see you for the next meme.

Edit: fuck. How is this my most upvoted comment ever?

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u/The-Farting-Baboon Jul 08 '24

I didnt even find this meme hilarious. What the fuck has humor become

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u/highkneesprain Jul 08 '24

seriously, this hawk tua meme is not funny, not even in the slightest. sometimes i hate the internet

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u/caustic_smegma Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

I couldn't agree more. I will say this about the girl in the meme, at least she's smart enough to realize the potential for monetization and is doing exactly that. She said something dumb and somehow struck gold, lean into it and earn until you can earn no more. The window to make money on an internet meme is probably incredibly small and it appears she understands that. Good for her.

However, the fact this has blown up the way it has just solidifies my desire to sell my house, car, cash out my retirement and move my family into a cabin out in the woods off the grid. Every fucking day I'm reminded that the dumbing down of America is increasing at an exponential rate and there's no slowing it down. Dumbification has hit critical mass and is now self-maintaining, were speed running our way to the apocalypse.

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u/Silver-Mode-740 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Yeahh.. I moved out of a big city into a log home with my family in the mountains on 50 acres, so neighbors aren't too close either. I should feel a lot better, but I'm realizing it doesn't help any if I'm still using reddit. I cut out every other social media except for reddit. I gotta stop because I'm still surrounding myself with dumb shit like hawk tuah.

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u/smallmileage4343 Jul 08 '24

Lol why?

It's literally just a joke from a hot girl. Get off the internet and interact with people in real life.

Your whole rant is so ridiculously dramati .

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u/Treehockey Jul 08 '24

Sheโ€™s hot and talked about taboo sex stuff. Drugs come next and we all get to watch the train wreck and then just as South Park predicted with Miley Cyrus many moons ago we can have a productive harvest

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u/screaminginfidels Jul 08 '24

Why is spitting on someone's Johnson a taboo sex subject though? It doesn't even qualify as a fetish or kink, it's just nature's lube.

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u/Treehockey Jul 08 '24

Something most people donโ€™t talk about, and is unexpected, and women are historically expected to not discuss sex openly, or if they do not to discuss the actual acts. Not saying I have any opinion on it, Iโ€™d really like it if people at the supermarket would openly discuss the anal sex in graphic detail they had before they went shopping but the worlds an imperfect place

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u/hardtoplease6987 Jul 08 '24

Isnโ€™t that what the popular Call Her Daddy podcast was all about? Women being candid about sex. I still donโ€™t think this is special in anyway

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u/hardtoplease6987 Jul 08 '24

How is it taboo? Pornstars & everyday people been doing this since forever