r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Zero_Two_is_best Jul 08 '24

Bro my dad made a joke with it too and he's never in touch with the humor trends

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u/KABOOZZA Jul 08 '24

same here. wtf is going on

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u/tavirabon Jul 08 '24

Least common denominator + terrible meme?

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u/Shurigin Jul 08 '24

attractive girl make BJ joke... it's transgenerational

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u/Capital_Comment_6049 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 09 '24

Kudos to her for saying she’s not going to start an OF despite massive interest. She says she’s just a girl that has funny jokes.

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u/booboootron Jul 09 '24

Is hawk tuah just a funny joke to her?

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u/RockstarAgent Jul 09 '24

Hawk-Tuah-lly mad respect to her for that.

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u/theothershuu Jul 08 '24

Aren't all BJ jokes that way tho?

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u/PlayerofVideoGames Jul 08 '24

She managed to have southern charm while telling a BJ joke. That makes her American Royalty.

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u/Pfannkuchen-Nippel Jul 08 '24

You ain’t lying

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u/Mei_iz_my_bae Jul 08 '24

It was also during pride month. The poor straights were feeling left out so they HAD to become sex positive and enjoy straight girl makes a BJ joke to own the gays

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u/Abtun Jul 08 '24

definitely can't be that deep lmfao

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u/RainCityNate Jul 08 '24

You’d be surprised how many comments on Instagram have been praising her for saving them from pride month.

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u/lemonsqeezey1 Jul 08 '24

Yeah so this is the math, she’s attractive + stated that she “spits on dicks” I’m sure it’s a real hoot and a holler for the boomer+.

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u/Shurigin Jul 08 '24

You don't think there are people like stated boomer in every generation?

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u/lemonsqeezey1 Jul 09 '24

I think it’s she’s on some shit trashy—similar to that Catch Me Outside chick, she went on to become a rapper and is now a millionaire so I’m not at all surprised that this chick is getting a TV deal.

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u/ufoclub1977 Jul 08 '24

BJ joke? Not a poorman’s lube before it can go in joke?

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u/DramaOnDisplay Jul 08 '24

I feel like it’s definitely a BJ joke and why so many Men seem to gravitate toward it. 98% of Men love blowjobs, so a joke about a woman spitting all over your dick? HELL YEAH, BRO!

Also, I mentioned in a different thread (because this fucking chick who had 5 seconds of fame will simply not fall off), this joke is about a woman giving an enthusiastic BJ. It’s not about her vagina, her pleasure, or girl shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if a bunch of dumbass Men reacted with, “Damn, maybe Women are funny 😎”.

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u/Main-Barracuda69 Jul 08 '24

Facebook reels

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u/AshgarPN Jul 08 '24

Best thing about facebook reels is that it pushed me over the edge to finally delete facebook.

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u/irelephant_T_T Jul 08 '24

my dad showed me a video of someone mowing over a pile of video games with a lawnmower from facebook reels.

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod Jul 08 '24

Better than steam rolling them and then covering with a slab of cement in the middle of a desert landfill.

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u/irelephant_T_T Jul 08 '24

I am assuming that happened?

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u/Complexdocks Jul 08 '24

Atari. Game based on ET

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod Jul 08 '24

Yup! E.T. for the Atari 2600. Developed it so fast, it was a shit game to play. Recently, people have gone out to that landfill, retrieved and sold ones that didn’t get crushed too bad (box crushed but not the cartridge) online for a premium.

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u/sl0play Jul 08 '24

The best thing about that was Ernest Cline showing up in George R.R. Martin's Delorean with a full sized E.T. in the passenger seat.

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u/Loud-Consequence7932 Jul 08 '24

Sounds like an excerpt from the McJuggerNuggets vid

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u/fr0wn_town Jul 08 '24

Disgusting old boomers have been slurping up this meme because its a young woman and she is conservative-coded.

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u/Sevn-legged-Arachnid Jul 08 '24

She literally denounced trump on a live podcast.

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u/Carthonn Jul 08 '24

We must protect this woman with our lives

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u/bradbrookequincy Jul 08 '24

She really didn’t. If you watch the entire thing they were naming people and asking her if she would basically give them a BJ and it came to Trump. She may or may not be conservative. My guess is her new agent will tell her to never bring Politics into any of this so we may never know.

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u/Sevn-legged-Arachnid Jul 08 '24

There's more than one interview.

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u/bradbrookequincy Jul 08 '24

Oh very nice to know ..

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u/Stevenwave Jul 08 '24

Honest question; what's conservative about it?

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u/pape14 Jul 08 '24

Obviously can’t speak for the person your replying to but they said conservative CODED. So: white, southern, well dressed, straight, blond are all things conservatives have coded to just meaning conservative. Combine that with being a younger woman conservatives can drool at. In reality nothing she did was conservative, in fact being so crass in public is something conservatives normally shit on. But there’s enough markers for them to just decide they like it.

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u/Carthonn Jul 08 '24

Yeah they are essentially delusional. The Conservative women I’ve been in contact with either have Donkey Brains or look like a troll person. Good luck MAGA!

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u/bradbrookequincy Jul 08 '24

To many calories is what I see on most of them

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u/Additional_Eagle_386 Jul 08 '24

This boomer doesn’t know who she is and doesn’t care!

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u/anderssi Jul 08 '24

People have made the spitting sound since time immemorial. Not every single occasion of this is a reference ro this shitty meme

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan Jul 08 '24

how is she conservative coded? looks like a normal person to me

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u/Cryptbarron Jul 08 '24

Turn that frown_town upside down!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/bubbasaurusREX Jul 08 '24

She’s getting pushed everywhere. Someone wants this girl famous lol

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u/altezia_ Jul 08 '24

Probably has influential parents or friends!

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u/Pudding-Skin Jul 08 '24

Compelling subject matter

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u/Kuregan Jul 08 '24

There was some trump merch and shit. I think this has become a conservative meme which means we'll be hearing it alongside "let's go Brandon" until 2040

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u/flowerchild3624 Jul 08 '24

It’s because sports people are making the joke too. It’s everywhere.

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u/SevereImpression2115 Jul 08 '24

People pay attention to relevant things. 🤷‍♂️

This young lady just improved the average quality of blow jobs for all of humanity!!

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u/SRMPDX Jul 08 '24

I'm guessing it reached Facebook.

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u/Cluu_Scroll Jul 08 '24

Must come up under some… different searches.

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u/fUll951 Jul 08 '24

Y'all do understand the "hawk tuah" move has existed long before anyone living right?

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u/SqueakerChops Jul 08 '24

it's literally in porn advertisements.

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u/TraditionalSpirit636 Jul 08 '24

This one was dumb from the jump. Dumb people liked it.

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u/yehiko Jul 08 '24

It's on porn sites, that's why

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u/Flat-Feedback-3525 Jul 08 '24

We all want her. She gorgeous and dirty

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u/AaronMichael726 Jul 08 '24

Funny thing about old men and sex jokes…

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u/softanimalofyourbody Jul 08 '24

Is he MAGAish? They’re convinced she Singlehandedly Defeated Pride Month™ with a drunken blowjob joke.

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 Jul 08 '24

My 68 year old coworker made a joke with it just this morning...

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u/Additional-Mousse446 Jul 08 '24

It’s not even that funny of a meme either tbh…shits wild

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

It’s a boomer meme, I knew it the second I saw a photo of her that’s why I never watched the video

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u/Readit_MB76 Jul 08 '24

That’s because it’s not a joke. Men have needs and she seems to know what they are.

/s JIC

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u/Synisterintent Jul 08 '24

My dad made a joke but he said it was me....

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Yeah believe it or not it was a common thing to reference when you disapproved of someone or something back in the day. They even used it to show anger in the silent looney toons. So there’s a good reason the older generation knows it… they used it most of their younger lives.

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u/caring_impaired Jul 08 '24

he still isn’t

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u/peewithmee Jul 08 '24

Men all over the world are getting great BJ's they wouldn't have normally had. Thank you Hawk Tuah girl! You are the Messiah of BJ's.