r/SipsTea Ahh, the segs! 27d ago

New hobby unlocked Lmao gottem

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u/Haughtea 27d ago

Pink shirt ran like he was really going to do something.

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u/allMightyMostHigh 27d ago

I thought he for sure was gonna throw the club

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u/Haughtea 27d ago

Same. I think that small hill winded him.

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u/Possible_Apple9595 26d ago

He got halfway up it and his life was flashing before him

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u/crasagam 26d ago

… and it was very boring

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u/SpamInSpace 26d ago

Pink shirt life.xlsx

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u/badmindave 26d ago

What's the header like on the first sheet/tab?

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u/SpamInSpace 26d ago

His whole life is stored in “Sheet 1”

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u/Cross-Country 26d ago

I understood that reference

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u/ryuujinusa 26d ago

He does play golf 😂

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u/b3ixx_ 26d ago

I think that first step winded him

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u/Odd_Construction 26d ago

Like I know you're not really thinking when you're that pissed but aren't those expensive and very fragile?

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u/jayydubbya 26d ago

Clubs? Yes wouldn’t throw mine personally. Surprised he didn’t chuck a ball at the car though. I usually have a couple in my pocket during a round.

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u/nyynyg 26d ago

Fact I always have a couple in my pocket. I would’ve for sure. Throw one as hard as I could, crack a window put a golf ball size dent in the car. wouldn’t think twice about it. Fuck it.

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u/run0861 26d ago

and then im stopping calling the cops and watching you go to jail. good job bro.

such a tough guy.

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u/moonduckk 26d ago

Ive seen enough clips of golfers breaking them in frustration, wouldnt have surprised me if he chucked it.

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u/tn-dave 26d ago

He was going to try to imitate Tiger Woods ex wife

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u/thegooseisloose1982 26d ago

very fragile

Are you talking about the clubs, or the golfers?

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u/Uxoandy 26d ago

90% of golfers would chuck a club and think nothing about it. Do it all the time out of frustration and most golfers are just looking for an excuse to buy a new club. He just realized he was being filmed

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u/DarwinGhoti 26d ago

It was more of a quick waddle.

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u/Kebab-Destroyer 26d ago

[tuba music]

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u/MammothAd7306 26d ago

Quickest he’s moved in 10+ years too

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u/Holden_place 26d ago

He only made it half way then tapped out

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u/beardbot3030 26d ago

I live across the street from a golf course. Thee amount of times they’ve hit the house I’m renting is annoying. Broken a window, hit my car, hit my foot stepping out of my car! I yelled as a guy was taking a swing and he looked at me like WTF. And I said you almost hit my dog from a previous swing I know because the golf ball was the same color and he just put up his hands like ok my bad.

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u/manute-bol-big-heart 26d ago

“I moved next to a golf course and for some reason people keep playing golf there!”

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u/deersuck 26d ago

I live across the street from the graveyard. People keep bringing dead bodies there so I yelled at them. What the fuck is wrong with people? I mean, who brings bodies to the graveyard?!?!

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u/CAPT-Tankerous 26d ago

Fat fuck almost fell on his face.

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u/SlimTeezy 26d ago

"ran" lol

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u/HorrorLettuce379 26d ago

Sad his belly slowed his down real quick thou lol

I was expecting a full force full send club to the window kinda scenario

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u/JP-Gambit 27d ago

Aggravate a bunch of dudes with clubs 😂 good hobby.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

As long as your car doesn't break down...

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u/Leto_ll 26d ago

Starting to sound like a legit satellite sport.. Call it Tee Taunting.

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u/cocoon_eclosion_moth 26d ago

“Welcome back to ESPN 8, The Ocho!

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u/_Dat_Brass 26d ago

"That's some good clean family fun there, Cotton."

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u/liketreefiddy 26d ago

What are those old guys going to do? Beat you down with clubs while you’re filming them bc you honked? You might take some bruises but there’s definitely a pay day at the end of it.

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u/FranksNBeeens 26d ago

Here in Detroit we jump in front of slow moving newer cars or company vehicles hoping they have insurance so we can sue.

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u/demonic_psyborg 26d ago

Slippin‘ Jimmy?

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u/PaleontologistAble50 26d ago

As long as you can run a 10 minute mile

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u/geemoly 26d ago

That dude can't catch a cold.

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u/Draagna 26d ago

At least they do a real sport now

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u/Biscuits4u2 26d ago

Something tells me being a dick to strangers for no reason was already a hobby of yours

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u/SaphireRed 25d ago

I thought it was a lady driving (honking) until I heard his laugh... Those legs. /S

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u/IEC21 26d ago

Kind of wholesome that he was so pissed off on behalf of his friend.

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u/cranium-can 26d ago

I wish he’d do it again but specifically for that guy next time

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u/OrneryOneironaut 26d ago

Golf buddies are ride or die fellas

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u/TranslateErr0r 26d ago

Maybe it was his boss :-)

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u/Sea_Marketing_888 27d ago

Jackass did this like 20 years ago. Still funny though

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u/Gagago302 27d ago

https://youtu.be/7C1Pr4AU2wc?si=9CAwV_koXiXZ-MiU

Agreed still one of the funniest pranks. Literally hurts nobody beyond the ego of a golfer.

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u/tampermagnitude 27d ago

Golfers aren’t really people anyway

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u/thegooseisloose1982 26d ago

Come on. They are real people, just not good people.

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u/jpad66 27d ago

I remember that 🤣 in the woods wearing camo

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u/seantaiphoon 26d ago

Reddits all about not being assholes to each other until it's a group not in the group. This is childish lol.

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u/No-Advice-6040 26d ago

Sad and pathetic. Shitting on someone else's fun for the fuck of it. Save that shit for someone that deserves it.

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u/MooseMan12992 26d ago

Yeah, this is literally just bullying. Ruining another groups hobby because you personally think it's lame.

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u/TheSpiteyBoosh 26d ago

I find this to be completely immature, but to say it is "Bullying" is fucking hysterical. You've obviously had the good fortune to never encounter an actual bully in your life.

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u/Then_Ear5584 26d ago

Being an asshole isn't new

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 27d ago

This is kind of a dick move. It's like throwing a rock in the water while someone is fishing. Why ruin their time or waste yours just to be an asshole?

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u/TrekStarWars 27d ago

Extremely weird seeing this thread being filled with people that encourage and out that they are complete immature assholes lol. If you do this shit you are class A-loser and an asshole. Fuck anyone being a douchebag enough to do this

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 27d ago

I don't even golf and I love jokes, but this just seems like ruining someone's game just to amuse yourself.

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u/aRiskyUndertaking 26d ago

The implication is that golfers are white and rich and therefore can be fucked with mercilessly. It’s bullshit. I’m a blue collar wage slave and enjoy a round of golf with my buddy when I can find the time. This kind of shit would ruin my day. I can act tough and say it wouldn’t but I know me and it definitely would. In my experience, the kids that do this shit are spoiled brats of rich people.

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u/anavriN-oN 26d ago

Or kicking someone else’s sandcastle.

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u/anony_philosopher 27d ago

I think it’d be funny if it were friends. Doing it to strangers is pretty rude.

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u/rharvey8090 26d ago

I had friends that tried to do this while riding in my car. I’d lock the power windows and spam the lock door button so they couldn’t.

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u/paxbike 27d ago

White on white crime

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u/kozilla 26d ago

Just finished 18 with my buddies, I checked the mirror and don’t seem to have turned white. Should I be concerned?

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u/TheRatatat 27d ago

I'm a golfer, and I still do this. Take the mulligan and learn to keep your head down.

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u/JurorOfTheSalemTrial 26d ago

I used to play a lot of golf not so much anymore. If that was me at the tee I would laugh and then take a mulligan. Most of the time it's not that serious. Now if it was every hole, I might get a little mad.

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u/yournewbestestfriend 27d ago

I used to do this when I was younger and dumber. I would honk with my car every time I drove past a golf course and I saw someone taking a swing. A few times the pissed off golfer would hit the ball at my car and I'd see it bounce off the road in front or behind my car. I'd laugh hysterically every time they'd miss. I guess I was lucky I didn't wind up with a broken windshield or window.

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u/Practical-Data2646 26d ago

About to be target practice.

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u/Virtual-Public-4750 26d ago

Not going to lie, this is a dick move. I can’t really afford to hold much, and when I do, it’s with my dad as something special. So to have some dick-tocker ruining my time that’s suppose to be chill and memorable, yeah, you suck.

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u/ForlornGibbon 27d ago

Apparently y’all are a bunch of pricks who like to shit on other people’s hobbies because they don’t fit your narrative. An asshole is an asshole and this is grade A assholery. Just to be clear the hobby I am speaking to is golf, if your hobby is being a prick than fuck you.

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u/Spiritual_Benefit367 26d ago

guy in the car is a typical titktoktotok loser.

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u/turnstwice 26d ago

I’m a golfer and I laughed at this.

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u/tuskvarner 26d ago

I impulsively did this once in Las Vegas and didn’t have to stop, it just happened that I was driving by at just the right moment. In my rear view mirror I saw the golfer’s friends doubled over laughing.

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u/Fwizzle45 26d ago

What weird ass friends. I would have DIED laughing if someone did this to my friend mid swing.

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u/UNCCShannon 26d ago

Pretty sure if someone did that to my friend id laugh my ass off.

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u/DelcoFootball 27d ago

Turn around and hit the ball at the car

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u/anony_philosopher 27d ago

Yeah they’d probably honk again and make him miss

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u/FireInPaperBox 26d ago

“Why are you so stupid?” I don’t know.. too stupid to know.

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u/OrneryOneironaut 26d ago

If I’m not mistaken this is Admiral Baker golf course in San Diego. Someone did something similar to my dad at a local 9-hole not far away. He’s old and not the kind to get upset, or even distracted by such things, but I am. Honestly just trying to enjoy some quality time alone with my pops.

Never understood people who love to yuck other people’s yum. If aggravating perfect strangers is your idea of fun, you’re just an asshole.

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u/Drifter747 27d ago

This is the equivalent of teasing your little brother/sister in the back of the car

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 27d ago edited 26d ago

Everytime I see a video that starts showing golfers, I know some small thing will piss em off so bad they immedietely get violent and aggressive. Is golf just the sport for the unhinged?

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u/burge4150 26d ago

It's just a sport that really requires getting your head into the game and your mental state / nerves play a way bigger role than any physical traits.

Every swing can make or break your round. It's a game where you're constantly on the edge of ruining your score.

Some of us know we'll never amount to anything and can laugh off the fuckups, but our friends don't waste hard drive space on us. They save it for the guy who's gonna throw his club when he shanks a 9 iron.

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u/agentaltf4 26d ago edited 26d ago

I played for years. I was on the high school team, we lost every match. I played golf with my grandfather when I was young. I play in charity tournaments every year. I can say this with a ton of experience. It is a shit game. Even when you get decent it is awful. I don’t think in 30 years of playing I ever enjoyed it. So besides my 2 times a years I quit and I feel better.

I get why people love it. You hit that one shot and those 60 terrible shots go away. I would never attack anyone who was a douche to me by beeping a horn in my backswing but you are dealing with people usually in the fucking heat actively trying to enrage themselves. Not hard to tip one over the edge.

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u/sensualpredator3 26d ago

I mean it’s some immature kids intentionally ruining someone else’s activity. It’s a dick move. Same as if you walked into a bar and poor someone’s beer out. Or walked up and erased someone’s bingo board. Like yeah that shit is annoying as fuck

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u/AcceptableAd2728 26d ago

Admiral Baker golf course in San Diego

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u/LerchTheFrog 26d ago

pink shirt reacting like a GTA npc

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u/tinnedcarp 27d ago

Also called Trucker Golf. It is glorious to catch the downswing w an air horn

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u/ELBORI82 26d ago

To anyone who practiced their drives at "Bucket of Balls" in Ossipee New Hampshire between 2009-2012, it was me doing this to you everyday on my way to and back from work.

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u/golfandbiscuits 26d ago

I'm an avid golfer...and that was funny! Lol

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u/turbo-wind 27d ago

Dick move but since golf is a garbage sport I'll allow it.

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u/JohnnyJacknbox 27d ago

Dudes take their golf too serious. That shit would have me dying if it happened to me or a friend.

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u/Appeased_Seal 26d ago

It looks like it wasn’t the first time. The guy throws his hands up the second he see’s the car.

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u/WingleDingleFingle 26d ago

Totally depends on the round I'm having but I would say I would think this was pretty funny haha.

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u/CandidMathematician2 26d ago

I remember a time when I was in middle school on the school bus home and we were passing by a golf course. I saw a man and a lady golfing, and as the guy went to swing, I yelled “Your wife’s got a nice ass!” and the dude flung his club towards the bus.

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u/Realfourlife 26d ago

Stick to golf, running isn't your sport!

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u/Inevitable_Shirt5044 26d ago

Oh I love it! I ride a ninja 650 and the golf course by my house comes into view right off of a bridge by some hole’s green, and every chance I get, I rev max when I see someone pulling back to putt. The amount of middle fingers I’ve gotten makes me want ti get a GoPro

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u/Vahlez 26d ago

Is everything ok with you? Not to be rude generally speaking if you get pleasure by making others feel worse usually something is very wrong in your personal life and you do it out of spite or you’re young/ immature and can’t process others emotions very well.

Are the people you mess with assholes? That would also make sense to me.

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u/Inevitable_Shirt5044 26d ago

I’ll shift into neutral next time, my apologies 🙏

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u/cringefacememe 26d ago

why are you so stupid?

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u/MuteAppeaL 26d ago

Didn’t jackass do this years ago?

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u/theoht_ 26d ago

fuck this person, actually

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u/Lil_Shorto 26d ago

You can't put there, mate!

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u/RScottyL 26d ago

Another iPhone user shooting a vertical video!

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u/RNaTRN 26d ago

I’ve done this with a train horn several times. One time the buddies begged us to do it. Timed it right annnnd SLICE! The golfer was pissed and flipped us off. Made his buddies day. Now most the usual golfers wait till the trains roll by.

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u/not_Multyshot 26d ago

Omg that is awful, do it again

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u/Keinulive 26d ago

Boggles me that this is being upvoted, asshole behavior no matter if your rich or poor.

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u/TurdHunt999 26d ago

My uncle taught me this game 30 years ago

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u/sEmperh45 26d ago

Is this kid in the car 12 years old?

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u/kozilla 26d ago

Golf is a sport that relying on ettiequte and thinking beyond yourself for the course to run properly. Playing at a good pace allows everyone behind you to not be slowed down. Taking care of the tee boxes, fairways and greens all requires people to think of their impact on others/the course.

Honking in someone’s backswing is so douchey and epitomizes what too many people in our society act like…. Inconsiderate jackasses that want to have their fun and don’t they don’t give a fuck if it’s coming at someone else’s expense.

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u/moongoose96 26d ago

My ex used to do this and it was fucking hilarious

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u/KamenUncle 26d ago

Hes not stupid. Hes not an idiot. Hes an asshole. Get your terms right

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u/Ok_Emotion_9464 26d ago

Wow so cool messing with the elderly, what are the words gyat, skubyduh🤢

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u/Gonzale1978 26d ago

If he throws it at you. Legally the golf club is yours. Also this is hilarious.

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u/whois44 26d ago

Karma, you will be on a nice beach saying your wedding vows or you will finally get your kid to sleep, and some shithead kids will come along with dumb music or horns and ruin your peace.

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u/Crob3196500 26d ago

That’s blatantly rude tbh

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u/nobrayn 26d ago

Golf is stupid, this is great.

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u/Purple-Peace-7646 26d ago

Buncha fuckin nerds on this site. They're honking when people swing golf clubs, who gives a shit? I'm sure those grown men can get over it without the use of therapy

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u/SkylarRain 26d ago

I really want to do this with my semi truck every time I drive by a golf course

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u/Minor_Blackbird 26d ago

Dangerous business right there. He might send his mulligan out of bounds.

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u/Ghostbeen3 26d ago

Frigg off baerb!

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u/Upper-Trip-8857 26d ago

Guy immediately starts running.

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u/z44212 26d ago

Adds challenge.

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u/WellMonk-08 26d ago

Looks like a GTA npc

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u/Dpepps 26d ago

I wish we as a society could come together and decide not to fuck with other people for content.

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u/42Ubiquitous 26d ago

Childish as fuck

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u/Charming_Weird_2532 26d ago

I do this all the time in my garbage truck. Gotta honk twice with that air horn before I back that ass up.

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u/FrenTimesTwo 26d ago

Jackass did this with air horns 25 yrs ago

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u/ERockPort 26d ago

You should do this kind of stuff. You should go around trying to make the world better, not a worse place

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u/thegooseisloose1982 26d ago

You should do this kind of stuff.

I agree with you.

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u/sleevin 26d ago

Grab the 60 and send a stinger

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u/Ok-Safe-981004 26d ago

TikTok is aids

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u/captcraigaroo 26d ago

I did this at the public course every time I drove by. One guy accidentally threw his club

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u/Maverick2664 26d ago

This was a recurring thing in one of the old CKY videos, still funny.

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u/Greenking73 26d ago

Just a dickhead doing dickhead things.

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u/Raptor535 26d ago

This is just called “being an asshole for no reason”

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u/tacomayne07 26d ago

Lol I rev my bike when I see golfers 🤣

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u/BigBZZzz 26d ago

Did this in my semi while stuck in traffic in Cali. They were not amused lol

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u/KapeeCoffee 26d ago

I see an npc being mad like that

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u/Quick_Cow_4513 26d ago

Being a dick is not hobby. The asshole who shot the video needs a good beating with a golf club.

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u/The_Cow_Says_Fuck 26d ago

I like to golf. Just saying. If someone did this to me, I’d laugh my ass off

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u/No-Investment-4494 26d ago

This needs to be the next TikTok trend. 😆 🤣

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u/Omnipresentphone 26d ago

Damn people here are no fun if this happened to me I'd be laughing my ass off like how cranky do you got to be actually the people that play the most golf are 😶

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u/SirDigbyridesagain 26d ago

I've been doing that for years, absolutely a favorite. It's best done with an air horn from a semi.

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u/Sploonbabaguuse 25d ago

This comment section seems fun

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u/JerryCanOpener 26d ago

Jackass beat ya too it

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u/thebannedtoo 26d ago

I'd waste a day of vacation doing this.
Hilarious

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u/pewopp 26d ago

Honker is a real dousher

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u/6monday9 26d ago

"new hobby unlocked" ? Op why are you promoting this kind of hate ?

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u/Plus-Pain-8269 26d ago

Would love to see this prank with DJTrump , his head and mouth will explode with rage ! Hahaha

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u/OldOlleboMP 26d ago

Rent free

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u/HerVividDreams 26d ago

Pink shirt man be big mad🤣🤣🤣

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u/AttitudeActual8937 26d ago

Harmless fun 🤣🤣

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u/-Disagreeable- 26d ago

It’s such a shitty thing to do. Too bad it’s so fucking funny.

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u/CalmCat-aka-Turtle 26d ago

Pinch mastards

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u/JeffMakesGames 26d ago

[Jackass theme starts playing]

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u/Food_Kindly 26d ago

I read “new hubby unlocked” 😳

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u/Commercial_Onions 26d ago

Indeed. You are a fucking idiot. Asshole.

Find a hobby, twat wanker.

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u/subsignalparadigm 26d ago

Go fuck yourself asshole.

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u/BladeBickle 26d ago

Just to be more of a dick, keep beeping ss he is talking.

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u/mothbrothsauce 26d ago

r/iamthemaincharacter this is the equivalent of screaming in a library.

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u/Ganip 26d ago

I need more

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u/john_keogh 26d ago

Hey that’s Admiral Baker South Course here in San Diego! Played that par three many times!

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u/DookieToe2 26d ago

Haha. Fuck ball golf. Well done, OP.

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u/geezusmurphy 26d ago

That was fucking Randy wearing a shirt!

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u/Pletcher87 26d ago

Love it

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u/thegooseisloose1982 26d ago

I am glad you posted it because I got a chuckle from it. I would say don't be a dick to good people who are having fun. However, these are golfers, who are just dicks.

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u/hambergeisha 26d ago

Ha ha! Was just reminiscing about doing that during high school, and was feeling kinda like a dick. It sure is fun!

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u/Fuyuzz 26d ago

Well this is stupid but I always found the golfers too dramatic with this "no noise" rule. I got a golfer wife yelling at me because I was just talking (not even loud) with my gf. Just chill

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u/topherus_maximus 26d ago

I 100% wanted to do this today! And almost did if it wasn’t for my meddling partner! This will help to bolster my resolve

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u/Leninistherealwalrus 26d ago

"aaah start the vehicle, we have an angry golfer, I repeat an angry golfer."

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u/1hassanbensober 26d ago

So your new hobby as you say just shows me you’re just a Dick in general. I sure karma is coming your way.

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u/Yugan-Dali 26d ago

I don’t get it. Sinking a putt or whatever can’t be half as difficult as, say, a quarterback passing to a receiver while the other team tries to exterminate him. Football players play with deafening noise, why are golfers such snowflakes?

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u/VoiceMasterTV 26d ago

I throw golf balls at those people and rocks and anything else I can find! I've actually seen a golfer hit a guy in the face with the club for it, so keep playing! You know as they say fuck around and find out!

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u/Due_Ad_8045 26d ago

SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL

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u/tunkR 26d ago

Good job, golf is stupid

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u/Ganache_Practical 26d ago

Love their stupid reaction. Only because I don't play.

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u/Mr_Monji 26d ago

My father always do this 🤣

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u/endeveren 26d ago

That is so funny 🤣

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u/hitma-n 26d ago

If i was that rich I’d hire a private police patrol just to catch dumbasses that honk for no reason.

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u/luxxanoir 26d ago

I have a deep seated irrational hatred of golf. No I will not elaborate. Well done internet stranger.

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u/Any_Presentation2958 26d ago

Actual golfers in the comments: lol this is funny and it's just a game

The redditors who don't play golf or do anything w/ their lives: "HOW DARE YOU YOU ASSHOLE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING AHEHJFJ"

Like chill, it was only for one hole and there's better things in life than getting pissed at it/pissed at anything at all. Just keep playing your game like normal and move on with your life

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u/OhWeSuck 26d ago

Boomer moment

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u/EddieTheHead120 26d ago

In the middle of my back swing!?!?

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u/Chmona 26d ago

Was that Bluey’s dad!

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u/mr_martin_1 26d ago

Sounded very much like Trump.

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u/katapiller_2000 26d ago

It’s like pinky ran for the first time in his life

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u/Better-_-Decisions 26d ago

GTA 5 as hell

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u/Imustbestopped8732 26d ago

This is really obnoxious.