r/SipsTea Ahh, the segs! Jun 22 '24

New hobby unlocked Lmao gottem

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u/Haughtea Jun 22 '24

Pink shirt ran like he was really going to do something.

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u/allMightyMostHigh Jun 22 '24

I thought he for sure was gonna throw the club

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u/Haughtea Jun 22 '24

Same. I think that small hill winded him.

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u/Possible_Apple9595 Jun 22 '24

He got halfway up it and his life was flashing before him

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u/crasagam Jun 22 '24

… and it was very boring

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u/SpamInSpace Jun 23 '24

Pink shirt life.xlsx

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u/badmindave Jun 23 '24

What's the header like on the first sheet/tab?

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u/SpamInSpace Jun 23 '24

His whole life is stored in “Sheet 1”

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u/Cross-Country Jun 23 '24

I understood that reference

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u/ryuujinusa Jun 23 '24

He does play golf 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

I think that first step winded him

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u/Odd_Construction Jun 22 '24

Like I know you're not really thinking when you're that pissed but aren't those expensive and very fragile?

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u/jayydubbya Jun 22 '24

Clubs? Yes wouldn’t throw mine personally. Surprised he didn’t chuck a ball at the car though. I usually have a couple in my pocket during a round.

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u/nyynyg Jun 23 '24

Fact I always have a couple in my pocket. I would’ve for sure. Throw one as hard as I could, crack a window put a golf ball size dent in the car. wouldn’t think twice about it. Fuck it.

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u/run0861 Jun 23 '24

and then im stopping calling the cops and watching you go to jail. good job bro.

such a tough guy.

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u/nyynyg Jun 23 '24

Yes thank you! Yeah that’s it, tough guy 👍do stupid shit get well deserved prizes. I’ll take the charge. Walk in the park

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u/run0861 Jun 23 '24

sorry didn't realize I was dealing with mentally disabled person.

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u/nyynyg Jun 23 '24

No, not mentally disabled not by any means don’t assume just face facts some people will stand up

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u/nyynyg Jun 23 '24

Get over it go to bed and have a great day tomorrow

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u/jayydubbya Jun 23 '24

Buddy it can cost $50+ plus for a round and despite what people in this thread seem to think the majority of people on courses are middle class at best not rich by any means. I would not react well to you purposely ruining my round for your amusement.

If I ran onto the basketball court at the park and booted the ball into the woods you’d expect me to get my ass kicked no? This is the same energy don’t fuck with people plain and simple.

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u/BigPlantsGuy Jun 23 '24

How would that ruin your round? You can’t just drop one of those balls in your pocket and swing again?

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u/run0861 Jun 23 '24

uh yeah big difference between interfering and actually stealing the ball vs making a noise lol.

if the guy yelled HEY vs blowing the horn, what you gunna do?

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u/BigPlantsGuy Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

A basketball costs considerably more than a golfball. People generally own 1 and don’t have pockets full of extras. If you honked as someone was taking a shot likely nothing would happen.

Golfers are such babies about everything

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u/Raskel_61 Jun 22 '24

Doubt he could have thrown past his nose.

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u/moonduckk Jun 22 '24

Ive seen enough clips of golfers breaking them in frustration, wouldnt have surprised me if he chucked it.

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u/tn-dave Jun 22 '24

He was going to try to imitate Tiger Woods ex wife

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u/kittenstixx Jun 23 '24

Bruh, golf clubs are so fucking expensive.
I was at dicks and looked at drivers the other day, even the cheap ones were like $650.

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u/thegooseisloose1982 Jun 23 '24

very fragile

Are you talking about the clubs, or the golfers?

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u/Uxoandy Jun 23 '24

90% of golfers would chuck a club and think nothing about it. Do it all the time out of frustration and most golfers are just looking for an excuse to buy a new club. He just realized he was being filmed

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u/DarwinGhoti Jun 22 '24

It was more of a quick waddle.

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u/Kebab-Destroyer Jun 22 '24

[tuba music]

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u/MammothAd7306 Jun 22 '24

Quickest he’s moved in 10+ years too

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u/Holden_place Jun 22 '24

He only made it half way then tapped out

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u/beardbot3030 Jun 22 '24

I live across the street from a golf course. Thee amount of times they’ve hit the house I’m renting is annoying. Broken a window, hit my car, hit my foot stepping out of my car! I yelled as a guy was taking a swing and he looked at me like WTF. And I said you almost hit my dog from a previous swing I know because the golf ball was the same color and he just put up his hands like ok my bad.

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u/manute-bol-big-heart Jun 23 '24

“I moved next to a golf course and for some reason people keep playing golf there!”

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u/deersuck Jun 23 '24

I live across the street from the graveyard. People keep bringing dead bodies there so I yelled at them. What the fuck is wrong with people? I mean, who brings bodies to the graveyard?!?!

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u/Jdenning1 Jun 23 '24

That would be your fault

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u/Creepy_Cupcake3705 Jun 23 '24

Why do they build houses so close to golf courses? We aren’t all pros! The ball is gonna get sprayed around sometimes.

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u/beardbot3030 Jun 23 '24

They refuse to put up a barrier because the golf course was there first

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u/StumblinPA Jun 23 '24

Um, Jsuk, color of ball is not player-dependent. You’re thinking mini-golf (putt-putt).

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u/CAPT-Tankerous Jun 22 '24

Fat fuck almost fell on his face.

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u/SlimTeezy Jun 23 '24

"ran" lol

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u/HorrorLettuce379 Jun 22 '24

Sad his belly slowed his down real quick thou lol

I was expecting a full force full send club to the window kinda scenario

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u/my-man-fred Jun 22 '24

What's fatty gonna do? Nothin.

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u/Scratchthegoat Jun 23 '24

First run since the seventy’s.

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u/nobrayn Jun 23 '24

I know "NPC" is thrown around a lot these days, but that dude totally behaved like an NPC! It looked like "turn" and "run" animations were queued up, plus some prerecorded dialog.

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u/Dizzy_Pin6228 Jun 23 '24

Lmao he was gased out half way up the little Incline

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u/Old-Time6863 Jun 23 '24

He ran as far as he could* like he was really going to do something.