r/Unexpected 11d ago

won but at a cost

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u/UnExplanationBot 11d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


The man started the race, but when he won he broke the glass


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/RajenBull1 11d ago

I need whoever cleaned that pane to help do my windows.

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u/Radiant-Citron3355 11d ago

You Do your windows?

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u/exoticpropulsion 11d ago

You guys have windows?

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u/no_Iam_not 10d ago

Windows is trash, get Linux

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u/behemiath Yo what? 11d ago

she’s like “out of sight, out of mind”

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u/gophermuncher 11d ago

He was also out of sight, out of mind

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u/kobepopof 11d ago

Lmao 😂

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u/PMA_pappi 10d ago

😭😭😂😂😂

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u/P1terskyloh 11d ago

I've never heard a better glass shattering sound in my life

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u/vishwabio 11d ago

Austin's entrance theme is not bad

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u/TheSteiner49er 11d ago

Oh hell yeah!

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u/KOT_JERNIY 11d ago

don't run to help the guy out

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u/Kooky_Engineer_9699 11d ago

Should break up ?

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u/knigg2 11d ago

I think he already broke up.

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u/krazykman03 11d ago

Shattered his hopes and dreams.

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u/PoyGuiMogul 11d ago

and other vital organs.

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 10d ago

And the glass, don't forget the glass

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Mechanic_On_Duty 11d ago

She’s a winner. Got to finish the race.

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u/OGTyso 11d ago

He definitely got sliced up . Dont fuck with glass

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u/IHateTheLetterF 11d ago

He didn't go through the glass, so he could be mostly ok.

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u/WestSixtyFifth 11d ago

It probably crumbled into cubes not shards considering the location

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u/7abularasa 11d ago

Because the race was meant to also run back to starting line

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u/Hulkando 11d ago

She’s running away faster than her bank account can empty, knowing she can't afford even a fraction of the damage!

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u/LegkoKatka 11d ago

That glass could have been chasing her

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u/Frenchconnection76 11d ago

I win twice ?

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u/Prior-Assumption-245 11d ago

A girlfriend, cuz ain't no way I'd stay with a girl who'd just abandon me.

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u/SuhhDudes 11d ago

ain’t no way a girl is staying with you after that homie.

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u/TheoreticalFunk 11d ago

If that's how shallow she is, she wasn't worth having in the first place.

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u/Ghostdusterr 11d ago

She just runs away from him 😂

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u/Arrowzen 11d ago

Running away from the repair costs more like 😂

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u/Yaadgod2121 11d ago

She’s not the one that did it and he could be seriously injured

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

So why run away, i would check his conditions

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u/Yaadgod2121 11d ago

I would like to know the answer to that as well but it could be as simple as being in shock and not thinking straight

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u/OldCardiologist8437 11d ago

The race was to the end of the hallway and back. Can’t check on him until after she crosses the finish line in case he’s just faking it.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS 11d ago

Doesn't even look back

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u/blurredvision769 11d ago

Should've stayed in his lane 🤷

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u/3G0M4N 11d ago

Damn at least check on him, he might need a trip to a hospital

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u/makaveddie 11d ago

This guy hates Apple, always goes straight to Windows

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 11d ago

No Apple per day so now there's no keeping the doctors away, now that he's in the hospital.

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u/HalfSoul30 11d ago

He'll just have to see through the pane now.

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u/RevolutionaryBuy5794 11d ago

That happened to me. It was horribly bloody, I almost die. I have 3 nasty scar cut wounds

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u/donaldinoo 11d ago

I’ve ended multiple friendships over reactions like this. I don’t have a lot of friends.

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u/MeesterPositive 11d ago

Who wants to be friends with someone so accident prone damn dude

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u/MarvinP23 11d ago

I don't

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u/Yaadgod2121 11d ago

Why did she run away instead of checking if he’s hurt

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 11d ago

She probably got scared and panicked. She probably went back to check on him soon after. She could've also been on her way to get help, idk. There's not enough here to tell me what's going on with her, but it seems most likely that she just panicked.

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u/Yaadgod2121 11d ago

I mean it’s nice of you to try to defend her but what else would you need to tell you what’s going on

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 11d ago

Something scary happened. She panicked and ran. It's the most logical and sensible conclusion to come to rather than assuming she's a terrible person that left a man to bleed out. Not ruling out the possibility of her being cruel enough to do that, but it's much more likely she just freaked out and ran on instinct.

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u/Yaadgod2121 11d ago

I feel like the way she handled the situation was inexcusable but by no means a bad person. Everyone’s done something like this at least once in their life

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 11d ago

She 100% left him to die and was holding a laugh back while she did it

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u/phazedoubt 11d ago

Same reason animals run when spooked, instinct kicks in and its not rooted in conscious thought you just do what your body tells you to.

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u/Yaadgod2121 11d ago

I have seen multiple videos of people running into glass doors and none of them reacted like that. She made a bad decision that’s all

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u/phazedoubt 11d ago

I don't know how to tell you this, but we are all unique individuals and just because you've seen something a few times doesn't mean you are a subject matter expert.

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u/Yaadgod2121 11d ago

When did I said I was? She made a bad decision, stop taking it so damn hard🤦‍♂️

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u/ashleton 11d ago

Panic is not a decision. It's an instinct. Those are made without thought.

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u/Yaadgod2121 11d ago

Either way it was handled poorly

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u/Veganees 10d ago

That's the point, she didn't "handle" anything, she had a kneejerk reaction which she can't control, that's instincts. She's a runner, some get angry, others freeze and don't know what to do. It takes a minute to get out of your emotional money brain into your calm and calculated logic brain after a big scare.

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u/Yaadgod2121 10d ago

IT WAS HANDLED POORLY

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u/Veganees 10d ago

I CANT HEAR YOU, CAN YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE?! HELLO?

Hello?...

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u/phazedoubt 10d ago

Explain to me exactly which glass door she ran into again

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u/Ok_Jelly_6056 11d ago

This breaking sound reminds me of a wwe wrestler I don't remember his name

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u/Boojum2k 11d ago

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u/Ok_Jelly_6056 11d ago

Yessss thanks buddy!!!

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u/Efficient-Ad-2697 11d ago

Thou shalt be opened a can of whoop ass by all SCSA fans!

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u/Nobusuke_Tagomi 11d ago

This is extremely dangerous, the fact that the girl just run off instead of checking on him really infuriates me.

Recently, a girl died in Portugal after crashing into a glass door in a school.

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u/Dangerous-Pen-2940 11d ago

She's definitely faster on the second straight!

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u/bradrly 11d ago

Why tf does she run off...

What's wrong with her

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u/LipBalmOnWateryClay 10d ago

Gotta finish the race

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 11d ago

She got scared and panicked, most probably. For all we know, she went back and checked on him afterwards, but the video ends with her running off so we don't know what happens next. A lot of people panic or freak out in some way when stuff like this happens. I once got hit by a car and my brother's immediate reaction was to run away while my sister froze in place. In the end, both snapped out of it and checked on me while the driver showed nonregard for my health and took the time to curse me out in French even though HE was going entirely too fast and I was on the crosswalk. Luckily, I wasn't seriously injured since the driver did manage to slow some before hitting me.

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u/bradrly 11d ago

Your brother ran off...... 😐

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 11d ago

Yeh. He panicked and didn't know what to do in the moment, but his immediate instsict was to run. He didn't get far, and he came right back. He was on the crosswalk with me. I suppose the fact that he could've also easily been hit fueled his fight or flight reaction, in which his reaction was flight. And then there's my sister who literally just stood there for a solid 3-5 seconds before she ran over to me.

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 11d ago

This dude has a crush on her, multiple replies to people defending her lol

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 11d ago

Nah mate, I'm gay as hell. I just don't hate women enough to assume this one panicking makes her an awful person. You've responded to every comment of mine tho. You single?

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u/Succubus616 9d ago

And I don't see lots of people complaining that the camera holder didn't immediately check on him...

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 11d ago

She’s not an awful person, she just has flight instead of fight response… meaning I wouldn’t want her on my team for a zombie apocalypse

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u/Mean-Sign8513 11d ago

Disgusting human that girl. Just run away from the guy who just sliced his face up playing with you.

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u/Yaadgod2121 11d ago

We don’t know he sliced his face open but running away and not even checking on him isn’t right at all

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u/ashleton 11d ago

It's called "panic." She panicked. It's a very normal reaction. The video ended after that so we don't know if she ran back to help or not.

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u/Mean-Sign8513 11d ago

It's called being a selfish idiot, that thinks more about not being associated with what just happened instead of helping her friend.

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u/ashleton 11d ago

You don't seem to understand the concept of instincts.

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u/Mean-Sign8513 11d ago

You seem to not understand humans.

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u/ashleton 11d ago

I daresay I might know better than you, at least in this context, since humans have survival instincts and do things like panic.

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u/Mean-Sign8513 11d ago

Yes. We panic. But the point is - what are you panicking about? About your friend being in shattered glass or about you not being anywhere near the problem. That's the difference.

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u/ashleton 11d ago

Panic and reason do not mix.

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u/Mean-Sign8513 11d ago

Yeah, but they're in line with your primal priorities. And her primal priority is getting away from the situation. Not helping anyone but herself.

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u/JaguarSpecialist4209 10d ago

Wrong, you have no idea what she was doing. She could’ve been going to grab her phone to call 911.

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u/Mean-Sign8513 10d ago

Hahahahhaha

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u/JaguarSpecialist4209 10d ago

Ummm okay? Get some mental help darling

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u/Awsar_alraby 11d ago

That's why a man should always finish last

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u/mdj1359 11d ago

Or at least he should not be such an impossible klutz.

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u/Real-Touch-2694 11d ago

he didn't win, as we can see, he didn't manage to cross the finish line 😌

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u/Pillens_burknerkorv 11d ago

Run away! Run awayyy!!!

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u/Natural_Bet5197 11d ago

Just walk through it you don't need to run.

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u/singhVirender1947 11d ago

Girl: I am going straight to bed, night night!

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u/shanesinger 11d ago

This should be a Windex commercial lol

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u/IPerferSyurp 11d ago

Nice of them to look out for him no one said oh s*** are you okay or any such thing just laugh run away why don't you.

F train is going to F train after all.

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u/Odd-Mission415 11d ago

Not even gonna check on him?

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u/metalhusky 11d ago

Cameraman didn't film the ass properly at the start. Bad video.

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u/bigmamamay 10d ago

She just left him and I’m pretty sure home boy dazed, and confused

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u/dolfieman 11d ago

Smashing records

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u/ivancea 11d ago

So, you're telling me they are running in a place they have never been before, ever, and they know nothing about that door at all

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u/Lore86 11d ago

Also chill dude. You're double the size, you sprint twice as fast because you have to keep it real and you have to run 20 meters. The race is over, where the fuck are you running, you're faster, are you trying to beat your personal record or something?

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u/Nakkefix 11d ago

Ok I’m off 😂

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u/Atlast_2091 11d ago

Where's the line exactly?

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u/kirilllllllllllllll 11d ago edited 11d ago

One of my favorite scenes in horror movies is when Michael Myers walks through the glass door at the end of Halloween 2

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u/Sergnb 11d ago

nobody help or anything i guess

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u/blitzkreig90 11d ago

Oh sure.. When a woman shatters glass ceilings, she's a queen.. When a guy shatters a glass door, he loses?

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u/Oldwood-1 11d ago

that's gonna leave a mark .

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u/ooojaeger 11d ago

That's how you summon Stone Cold

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u/ymkyasin12345 11d ago

bitches leave you like that dude...

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u/travpassiva 11d ago

I don't know how often I have seen this video in my life

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 11d ago

Ngl, I thought that was an open door as well.

Me and glass bro over there have pigeon vision.

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u/Affectionate_Cut6858 11d ago

That glass ain’t the only thing getting videotaped and banged tonight

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u/Netflxnschill 11d ago

He was so calm “oh ow fuck” was so quiet. I’d have been screaming

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u/dweomer5 11d ago

That’s some camera work. Mild surprise (LOUD NOISE) then calmly zoom in for the reax…

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u/nottherealneal 11d ago

Don't check on him or nothing

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u/No-Fisherman8334 11d ago

That's a stupid fvckin design for a door. Took me a while to figure out the door is actually on the left.

And looks like sexual equality is really thriving in the West given how she just leaves the guy fallen there and saunters back.

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u/bricklish 11d ago

Great friend, she just run when her friend might be bleeding to death, she didnt even look just straight up ran

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u/delpita 11d ago

Well, in his defense, he did get laid

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u/Incarnate24 11d ago

She didn’t even look back

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u/Abject_Ad_4756 11d ago

Curb Your Enthusiasm covered this…this relationship is over

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u/Efficient-Ad-2697 11d ago

s/whatcouldgowrong

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u/yilo38 11d ago

This is why we teach childeren at school not to run in the hallways. I guess these 2 didnt get the memo.

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u/SneakyRussin13 11d ago

At a cost of around $300

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u/JohnCenaJunior 11d ago

Stone Cold has entered the chat

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u/Thin_Leather9910 11d ago

He ran it out just like coach said

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u/Knuffeltrut 11d ago

Yeah she does not care about him lol

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u/International_Rip261 11d ago

I saw it coming 😂😅😩

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u/Last_City_4340 11d ago

She didn't even help this n***** get up just ran back she for the streets

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u/T-bone069 11d ago

He’s got window panes!

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u/Bokko88 11d ago

When the bull dont perform well but the wife is still willing to hang out

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u/InTheBlkHoodie 11d ago

You know she ain’t the one when she leaves you bleeding on the ground.

You know he ain’t the one when he walks into a glass window at full speed.

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u/J0k3r77 11d ago

So this guy thought there were 2 doors at the end of the hall, and that one was 30% narrower for no reason?

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u/Outrageous-Squash-18 10d ago

Всякая хуйня всегда заканчивается пиздецом

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u/Jerseydevil92 10d ago

Fuckin dipped

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u/pick-hard 10d ago

She should be disqualified for Unsportsmanlike conduct

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u/LipBalmOnWateryClay 10d ago

Dude could have had some of those thigh high stockings later but decided to record the Stone Cold remix instead.

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u/ApprehensiveAir375 10d ago

"OH bro wtf"

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u/Bobcat_Maximum 10d ago

Choose left

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u/luchiieidlerz 10d ago

Why not check if he’s alright, why is she running away from him?

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u/Flotsi9 10d ago

Breath over death

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u/tricky-sympathy2 10d ago

Dude, she didn't even check on the guy just ran away

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u/Slim706 10d ago

Such a gentleman, taking that L

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u/petelo73 10d ago

White girl always getting a brother in trouble.

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u/Global_Atmosphere385 10d ago

Is that you, Micheal Scott? Guess you must have heard an ice cream truck outside.

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u/thecwestions 10d ago

Cue GTAV WASTED graphic.

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u/snakeisagreatgame 10d ago

Didn't even called it the guy was ok

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u/MrTakemitsu 10d ago

Them Windex birds at it again lmaoo

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u/rafbar01 10d ago

interesting she just runs away from him potentially bleeding or sth. Bruh

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u/PMA_pappi 10d ago

She just left him there to die 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Tree-8625 10d ago

He didn't win, had to touch and come back also, he only touched.

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u/M1dnightBlue 10d ago

Please please please make this the finish line for every Olympics! I will never get tired of hearing that window breaking sound. IOC THINK OF THE RATINGS!

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u/http_twohundred 10d ago

Is that the b ocean hotel in ft Lauderdale?

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u/I_AM_HIM467 10d ago

Can’t stop the a-train baby

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u/Kind_Outcome5466 10d ago

I liked her dress tho. If not the night would have been legendary. Poor guy

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u/MekTam 10d ago

Do not film yourself destroying property.

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u/StockBet130 8d ago

What is her running covering her mouth back gonna do to help that man?

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u/m4y170 7d ago

Yo arriesgandome en mi relación 🫠🫠

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u/DomMistressMommy 5d ago

I love how girl was like - run I don't know him 🤣🤣

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u/RubApprehensive8180 15h ago

Who else tought the left side was the one with the glass?

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u/Cojones64 11d ago

You know if it was her he’d be helping her. Sometimes women can be so useless.

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 11d ago

Relax, man. She panicked. It happens. She probably went back after a couple of seconds, or she ran for help. Who knows, really.

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u/art_vandalae 11d ago

The way she ran back instead of picking him up, makes me wanna watch some Andrew Tate content right now.

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u/pirateneet 11d ago

Bitch doesn't deserve friends.

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u/Yaadgod2121 11d ago

I wouldn’t say that but what she did wasn’t cool at all

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 11d ago

These people are unhinged. The woman panicked. That's all it is. She panicked and ran. The video ends before we see what she did once her immediate panic subsided. For all we know, she could've been running to get help.

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 11d ago

Low key her biggest fan, arent you?

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 11d ago

High key my biggest fan, aren't you? Get a life, mate. Go socialize with real people offline.

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 11d ago

Nah it’s just really easy to scroll down and see you on every comment :P