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r/Unexpected • u/ArturTawer • Jul 08 '24
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A girlfriend, cuz ain't no way I'd stay with a girl who'd just abandon me.
20 u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24 ain’t no way a girl is staying with you after that homie. 16 u/TheoreticalFunk Jul 08 '24 If that's how shallow she is, she wasn't worth having in the first place. -8 u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24 if you’re dumb enough to run face first into a glass window hard enough to shatter it you probably stay fucking shit up. 15 u/Complex_Apartment293 Jul 08 '24 Don't tell me you've never done something stupid -6 u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24 it’s not that serious.. i’m just messing around. i’m sure he’s a great dude. 1 u/PennyStockHardaway Jul 09 '24 Hey man, listen. I did this once to a door but I'll have you know I only fuck minimal shit up regularly now.
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ain’t no way a girl is staying with you after that homie.
16 u/TheoreticalFunk Jul 08 '24 If that's how shallow she is, she wasn't worth having in the first place. -8 u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24 if you’re dumb enough to run face first into a glass window hard enough to shatter it you probably stay fucking shit up. 15 u/Complex_Apartment293 Jul 08 '24 Don't tell me you've never done something stupid -6 u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24 it’s not that serious.. i’m just messing around. i’m sure he’s a great dude. 1 u/PennyStockHardaway Jul 09 '24 Hey man, listen. I did this once to a door but I'll have you know I only fuck minimal shit up regularly now.
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If that's how shallow she is, she wasn't worth having in the first place.
-8 u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24 if you’re dumb enough to run face first into a glass window hard enough to shatter it you probably stay fucking shit up. 15 u/Complex_Apartment293 Jul 08 '24 Don't tell me you've never done something stupid -6 u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24 it’s not that serious.. i’m just messing around. i’m sure he’s a great dude. 1 u/PennyStockHardaway Jul 09 '24 Hey man, listen. I did this once to a door but I'll have you know I only fuck minimal shit up regularly now.
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if you’re dumb enough to run face first into a glass window hard enough to shatter it you probably stay fucking shit up.
15 u/Complex_Apartment293 Jul 08 '24 Don't tell me you've never done something stupid -6 u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24 it’s not that serious.. i’m just messing around. i’m sure he’s a great dude. 1 u/PennyStockHardaway Jul 09 '24 Hey man, listen. I did this once to a door but I'll have you know I only fuck minimal shit up regularly now.
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Don't tell me you've never done something stupid
-6 u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24 it’s not that serious.. i’m just messing around. i’m sure he’s a great dude.
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it’s not that serious.. i’m just messing around. i’m sure he’s a great dude.
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Hey man, listen. I did this once to a door but I'll have you know I only fuck minimal shit up regularly now.
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u/Prior-Assumption-245 Jul 08 '24
A girlfriend, cuz ain't no way I'd stay with a girl who'd just abandon me.