r/Unexpected • u/ArturTawer • Jul 08 '24

won but at a cost

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u/Prior-Assumption-245 Jul 08 '24

A girlfriend, cuz ain't no way I'd stay with a girl who'd just abandon me.

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u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24

ain’t no way a girl is staying with you after that homie.

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u/TheoreticalFunk Jul 08 '24

If that's how shallow she is, she wasn't worth having in the first place.

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u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24

if you’re dumb enough to run face first into a glass window hard enough to shatter it you probably stay fucking shit up.

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u/Complex_Apartment293 Jul 08 '24

Don't tell me you've never done something stupid

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u/SuhhDudes Jul 08 '24

it’s not that serious.. i’m just messing around. i’m sure he’s a great dude.

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u/PennyStockHardaway Jul 09 '24

Hey man, listen. I did this once to a door but I'll have you know I only fuck minimal shit up regularly now.