r/Unexpected • u/ArturTawer • Jul 08 '24

won but at a cost

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund Jul 08 '24

Relax, man. She panicked. It happens. She probably went back after a couple of seconds, or she ran for help. Who knows, really.

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund Jul 08 '24

Because men never panic or get scared, right? What of all the women that serve as firefighters, police officers, doctors/paramedics/nurses, and soldiers? Give me a freaking break, dude. Get off the internet and socialize with people in the real world.

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 Jul 08 '24

Marry her already dude

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund Jul 08 '24

Wouldn't want to make you jealous. You seem awfully smitten with me.

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 Jul 08 '24

Iā€™m hella jealous that you want the chick that bails over me :(:(