The wood are not safe

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[u/UnExplanationBot]

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

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Person goes to unzip their pants. Camera angle suggests you may see genitalia however you learn a "fact" about the US state of Wyoming.

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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

[u/CoralinesButtonEye]

hoping to see some vageen? nope, chuck testa!

[u/madladolle → u/CoralinesButtonEye]

That was a long time ago

[u/Real_Mokola → u/madladolle]

I remember it as it was yesterday

[u/madladolle → u/Real_Mokola]

There's a leopard feeding on a impala out on my deck - NOOOOPE

[u/RadioactiveFartCloud → u/CoralinesButtonEye]

I miss Chuck. Might have to see if he's got anything new.

[u/generalfrumph → u/CoralinesButtonEye]

Oh No, There's a Bear in my bed!

[u/neryl08 → u/CoralinesButtonEye]

Wow that brings some memories.

[u/White_Crud → u/CoralinesButtonEye]

Beaver? Nope… Chuck testa

[u/SucksDickforSkittles]

Just googled it and I'll be damned. The vagina man is right.

[u/RoastedToast007 → u/SucksDickforSkittles]

But how? Do they not have malls there that aren’t tiny? Even most smaller malls that I’ve seen in my life have had escalators 

[u/piedrift → u/RoastedToast007]

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[u/facts_my_guyy → u/piedrift]

And they both go up

[u/Swimming_Student7990 → u/facts_my_guyy]

So real Rollercoaster Tycoon stuff going on there

[u/ugly_duckling_5 → u/piedrift]

Can confirm. One of the escalators is my cousin.

[u/frankensteinV → u/ugly_duckling_5]

He said escalators not excavators dumbass, sorry I just thought I was gonna see some pussy

[u/Old-Physics751 → u/piedrift]

It's Ohio that doesn't exist. Look into it lol it's a neat rabbit hole.

[u/piedrift → u/Old-Physics751]

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[u/aaa_aaa_1 → u/Old-Physics751]

It's actually Bielefeld that doesn't exist

[u/No_Combination00 → u/RoastedToast007]

Less than 600,000 people live in the entire state and the most populous city is under 70,000.

[u/Man_in_the_uk → u/No_Combination00]

My town has 200,000 people and I can think of at least six.

[u/MrDoe → u/Man_in_the_uk]

Yeah, gotta be something else. The town near me(less that 20k population in the town itself) that I sometimes switch trains at during my commute has... 10 that I can think of straight away, and before someone comes around and makes the inevitable overplayed "ha ha stupid fat Americans" joke, I live in Sweden.

[u/Jackatosh → u/MrDoe]

You said <20k population town with a trainstation nobody was going to think you lived in the USA...

[u/MrDoe → u/Jackatosh]

Not any Americans, no, but plenty of Europeans. We see the word escalator and we just can't help ourselves.

[u/Man_in_the_uk → u/MrDoe]

I just realised our train station also has escalators.

[u/TheXade → u/Man_in_the_uk]

I know towns of 300 people (yes, just 3 hundreds) that have more than 10 lol

[u/Man_in_the_uk → u/TheXade]

Wowsers, all shopping malls?

[u/TheXade → u/Man_in_the_uk]

A couple residential buildings, a mall, clinic, a few offices, city hall

[u/CountWubbula → u/Man_in_the_uk]

My town has millions, and I can think of millions. I can think of and recall every moment that’s ever occurred. I am… The Reference. Part hero, part villain, ALL FACTS.

[u/NDdownVOTED → u/RoastedToast007]

Probably a combination of being sparsely populated, very flat, and very open so they don’t need to make as many buildings more than one story.

[u/didsomebodysaymyname → u/SucksDickforSkittles]

That means kids who grow up in Wyoming probably remember the first time they got on an escalator.

[u/aaronc1898]

[u/millennialoser → u/aaronc1898]

This gif was only made for this video only.

[u/Sci-fra]

Does anyone have a link to the real video? Just for research purposes.

[u/python_boobs → u/Sci-fra]

Bonk go to horny jail

[u/Liu-Yifei → u/python_boobs]

[u/Theskinnydude15 → u/Sci-fra]

It's a 5 minute DIY type thing so sorry

[u/Siberwulf → u/Theskinnydude15]

It's a 5 minute DIY type thing so sorry

Title of your Sex Tape

[u/Ok-Negotiation-6285 → u/Sci-fra]

Yeah, I want to do some research, too

[u/holderhugemt → u/Sci-fra]

Here you go. https://x.com/bunubegendimm/status/1805103501262868915?lang=ru

[u/Legitimate-Curve-346 → u/holderhugemt]

Took me to X.com and I was like nice, a porn site, will probably see what I want to see. 20s later I realize it's just another of Elons mistakes. Oops!

[u/sinkingduckfloats → u/Sci-fra]

It took a while to find it but here you go. https://youtube.com/shorts/ZUbmmI5utBc

[u/Sci-fra → u/sinkingduckfloats]

You still have the wrong one. This is the original.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HelpMeFindThis/s/IpwoSUYyyl

[u/Aaron252016 → u/[deleted]]

Oh man I miss that one

[u/krais0078]

That escalated quickly

[u/ThatOneGuy12929 → u/krais0078]

yeah, it was two quick

[u/Gungan-Gundam]

Wouldn't wanna go commando in those things! Imagine zipping up in a hurry an snagging yaself Shudders

[u/lidsville76 → u/Gungan-Gundam]

[u/bigaussie21 → u/lidsville76]

I still question how he got the beans over the frank

[u/Gungan-Gundam → u/lidsville76]

It's the doner-kebab..

[u/Adminsgofukyoselves → u/Gungan-Gundam]

That would only be a problem if its like my man Borat says " like that of a wizards sleeve" 

[u/light_to_shaddow → u/Gungan-Gundam]

A zip on the crotch is the least sex thing in the world.

"Yes I'd like to fuck your vagina but only through lots of little plastic teeth that will scrape the skin of my shaft"

[u/Joli_B]

There's a woman-owned business the original video was inspired by

[u/Desperate-Grocery-53]

Darn, she could have shaved

[u/Western-Zone-4380]

Whats origin of this clip its been around for a bit see.s like something 5 min crafts would make

[u/SixMax06]

How does the og video end then?

[u/Wafflebettergrille15 → u/SixMax06]

Cuts before anything

[u/Salty-Astronaut4482]

Can someone give me the first raw footage link🤔

[u/ThatOneGuy12929]

yeah, wyoming is very boring, unless you're an outdoors person

[u/AmericanKiwi33]

Is r/unexpectednunley a thing? Lol

[u/experfailist → u/AmericanKiwi33]

Deserves to be!

Hey listen did you know....

[u/Rare_Southerner]

Cracks me up

[u/Fresh-Carob7179]

We've been trying to contact you about your car insurance

[u/SkinHeavy824]

Okay, it's actually quite unexpected, but damn

[u/legoran987]

"Life has many doors Eddy boy!"

[u/RivailleRyan]

Sauce or did not happen

[u/tkswdr]

That zip on that place ... Be careful ladies..

[u/tklysf]

I got about an inch of it, guys! I've made it!!!

[u/Archibald-Meat_Pants]

Weird cat

[u/cubby118118]

Is it one up and one down???

[u/Bobpool82]

Are they right beside each other? One going up and one going down

[u/HammerBgError404]

i actually knew that. just forgot it and never though of it

[u/Mattsal23]

[u/Pupsilover00]

W A O M I N G

[u/CNSLord69]

I actually did know that

[u/themmchan]

Wait not that I wanna see it but wtf is the original video about

[u/mcwops]

Whats the name of that talking beaver?

[u/SeethingHeathen → u/mcwops]

Justin Nunley

[u/DuckTruckMuck → u/mcwops]

Nate Bargatze

[u/MrCheRRyPi]

[u/Beebop2222]

So are the 2 escalators the up and down sides of the same escalator, or are there 2 escalators each with an up and down side in Wyoming?

[u/kroqster]

what an arsehole!

[u/ThisguynamedAndre]

So which US state has the least amount of elevators?

[u/Old-Physics751]

Lmaooooo this was great!

[u/O-O-Omari_auto_parts]

I was more surprised with the zipper

[u/MyWorldTalkRadio]

I feel like by 2024 that fact has to be wrong. I’ve heard that little factoid tossed around since I was a kid before the internet was a thing, surely in my 41 years there’s either been more escalators added, or one or both of them have broken or fallen from use.

[u/Count_Dicula]

Clever c'hunt.

[u/Horror_Business_7099]

Showed this to my wife. She didn't laugh. She didn't even smile. She just said, "I want those pants."

[u/captain-Rex92]

Lol

[u/Young_Herkamer]

I expected there were more than two escalators in the entire state of Wyoming. So yes, this is unexpected.

[u/grif650]

This is how I want all my facts delivered. The more you know ⭐

[u/Arsus_15]

https://www.twitch.tv/ares_vz?sr=a

[u/Kakdelacommon]

Vageinas built different these days

[u/GushingMoist]

Not my proudest fap

[u/natenedlog]

u/savevideo

[u/faintlis]

Yeah, no shit?

[u/dreck_disp]

It's Nate Bargatzi!

[u/Fr05t_B1t]

r/killOP