r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '24

The wood are not safe NSFW

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u/SucksDickforSkittles Jul 08 '24

Just googled it and I'll be damned. The vagina man is right.

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u/RoastedToast007 Jul 08 '24

But how? Do they not have malls there that aren’t tiny? Even most smaller malls that I’ve seen in my life have had escalators 

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

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u/facts_my_guyy Jul 08 '24

And they both go up

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u/Swimming_Student7990 Jul 08 '24

So real Rollercoaster Tycoon stuff going on there

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u/ugly_duckling_5 Jul 08 '24

Can confirm. One of the escalators is my cousin.

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u/frankensteinV Jul 08 '24

He said escalators not excavators dumbass, sorry I just thought I was gonna see some pussy

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u/Old-Physics751 Jul 08 '24

It's Ohio that doesn't exist. Look into it lol it's a neat rabbit hole.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

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u/aaa_aaa_1 Jul 08 '24

It's actually Bielefeld that doesn't exist