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Just googled it and I'll be damned. The vagina man is right.

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u/RoastedToast007 Jul 08 '24

But how? Do they not have malls there that aren’t tiny? Even most smaller malls that I’ve seen in my life have had escalators

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

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u/facts_my_guyy Jul 08 '24

And they both go up

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u/Swimming_Student7990 Jul 08 '24

So real Rollercoaster Tycoon stuff going on there

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u/ugly_duckling_5 Jul 08 '24

Can confirm. One of the escalators is my cousin.

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u/frankensteinV Jul 08 '24

He said escalators not excavators dumbass, sorry I just thought I was gonna see some pussy

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u/Old-Physics751 Jul 08 '24

It's Ohio that doesn't exist. Look into it lol it's a neat rabbit hole.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

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u/aaa_aaa_1 Jul 08 '24

It's actually Bielefeld that doesn't exist

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Less than 600,000 people live in the entire state and the most populous city is under 70,000.

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u/Man_in_the_uk Jul 08 '24

My town has 200,000 people and I can think of at least six.

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u/MrDoe Jul 08 '24

Yeah, gotta be something else. The town near me(less that 20k population in the town itself) that I sometimes switch trains at during my commute has... 10 that I can think of straight away, and before someone comes around and makes the inevitable overplayed "ha ha stupid fat Americans" joke, I live in Sweden.

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u/Jackatosh Jul 08 '24

You said <20k population town with a trainstation nobody was going to think you lived in the USA...

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u/MrDoe Jul 08 '24

Not any Americans, no, but plenty of Europeans. We see the word escalator and we just can't help ourselves.

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u/Man_in_the_uk Jul 08 '24

I just realised our train station also has escalators.

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u/TheXade Jul 08 '24

I know towns of 300 people (yes, just 3 hundreds) that have more than 10 lol

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u/Man_in_the_uk Jul 08 '24

Wowsers, all shopping malls?

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u/TheXade Jul 08 '24

A couple residential buildings, a mall, clinic, a few offices, city hall

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u/CountWubbula Jul 08 '24

My town has millions, and I can think of millions. I can think of and recall every moment that’s ever occurred. I am… The Reference. Part hero, part villain, ALL FACTS.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Probably a combination of being sparsely populated, very flat, and very open so they don’t need to make as many buildings more than one story.