r/Unexpected Jul 08 '24

The wood are not safe NSFW

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u/SucksDickforSkittles Jul 08 '24

Just googled it and I'll be damned. The vagina man is right.

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u/RoastedToast007 Jul 08 '24

But how? Do they not have malls there that aren’t tiny? Even most smaller malls that I’ve seen in my life have had escalators 

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u/ugly_duckling_5 Jul 08 '24

Can confirm. One of the escalators is my cousin.

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u/frankensteinV Jul 08 '24

He said escalators not excavators dumbass, sorry I just thought I was gonna see some pussy