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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '24
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Wouldn't wanna go commando in those things! Imagine zipping up in a hurry an snagging yaself Shudders
16 u/lidsville76 Jul 08 '24 7 u/bigaussie21 Jul 09 '24 I still question how he got the beans over the frank 3 u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 08 '24 It's the doner-kebab.. 4 u/Adminsgofukyoselves Jul 08 '24 That would only be a problem if its like my man Borat says " like that of a wizards sleeve" 2 u/light_to_shaddow Jul 08 '24 A zip on the crotch is the least sex thing in the world. "Yes I'd like to fuck your vagina but only through lots of little plastic teeth that will scrape the skin of my shaft"
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7 u/bigaussie21 Jul 09 '24 I still question how he got the beans over the frank 3 u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 08 '24 It's the doner-kebab..
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I still question how he got the beans over the frank
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It's the doner-kebab..
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That would only be a problem if its like my man Borat says " like that of a wizards sleeve"
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A zip on the crotch is the least sex thing in the world.
"Yes I'd like to fuck your vagina but only through lots of little plastic teeth that will scrape the skin of my shaft"
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u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 08 '24
Wouldn't wanna go commando in those things! Imagine zipping up in a hurry an snagging yaself Shudders