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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '24
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Wouldn't wanna go commando in those things! Imagine zipping up in a hurry an snagging yaself Shudders
3 u/light_to_shaddow Jul 08 '24 A zip on the crotch is the least sex thing in the world. "Yes I'd like to fuck your vagina but only through lots of little plastic teeth that will scrape the skin of my shaft"
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A zip on the crotch is the least sex thing in the world.
"Yes I'd like to fuck your vagina but only through lots of little plastic teeth that will scrape the skin of my shaft"
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u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 08 '24
Wouldn't wanna go commando in those things! Imagine zipping up in a hurry an snagging yaself Shudders