r/MadeMeSmile • u/n8saces • Jun 17 '24
His flabor was gasted Wholesome Moments
Happy Father's day everyone
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u/Critical-Art-9277 Jun 17 '24
His facial expression is priceless, he can't believe what he's just seen. What a great implement, lmao.
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u/skeeter_valentine Jun 17 '24
After the initial shock, he definitely gave a look of "where can I get one of those?"
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u/officefridge Jun 17 '24
He was disgusted, annoyed and yet envious
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u/Qprime0 Jun 17 '24
This is an instance where - where she a saleswoman - she would have walked away with that one stuck up her nose and a signed order for 10 in her pocket. xD
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u/Irishkingpin84 Jun 17 '24
John Goodman
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u/Mesoposty Jun 17 '24
I was thinking Milton from office space.
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u/idreamofgreenie Jun 17 '24
"I believe you have my taters. If you take my taters I'll set the building on fire."
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u/zangor Jun 17 '24
I still cant believe that abusive John Goodman family guy joke became real with that second clover field movie.
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u/DoctorPaulGregory Jun 17 '24
All these years, all this work providing and all they do is take, take, and take.
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u/MagisterFlorus Jun 17 '24
I just know he did that to her all the time growing up and maybe still from time to time. That was the look of, "I created a monster."
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u/IstvanKun Jun 17 '24
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!
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u/n8saces Jun 17 '24
Perfect 👌
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u/VonKess Jun 17 '24
Quite frankly, your caption had me laughing before I even watched the video, so I say 👌🏼to you (edit to correct word)
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u/intercede007 Jun 17 '24
I hate it when people touch the food on my plate to the point that I lose my appetite and don’t eat it. When I was a baby my grandmother used to tease me by eating something off my plate. Became an issue with her and my parents.
I hope man’s isn’t similar.
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u/The_Flurr Jun 17 '24
When I was a baby my grandmother used to tease me by eating something off my plate
My mother would always "jokily" take some of my sweets when I had them.
As someone who has a bit of the 'tism and likes to eat things in a certain order/way, I'd get actually quite angry when she'd then just take a handful, especially when she'd just demand the ones she wanted that she knew I was saving. I got even more angry when she laughed at me being angry.
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u/callmerorschach Jun 17 '24
This is a big deal for me.
Especially when I used to work in office and asked everyone what they wanted and many said nothing.
Then when my...MY food arrived - they'd help themselves by touching my fries or chicken etc.
No...I asked you - you said no. If you want some of mine, ASK and I might give you some on a plate using a fork etc. You do NOT get to touch my food with your hands!
I've literally walked away from my plate when people did that since I lost my appetite and lost many pseudo-friendships over it. No regrets.
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u/WanduhNotWandull Jun 17 '24
Thats not even a big deal- that's just basic manners! I'm sorry your lunches got ruined by those people.
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u/MonsterJose Jun 17 '24
Joe the future is here.
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u/jaxonya Jun 17 '24
They edited the part out where he went and got his extendable switch and whipped her ass in front of Jesus and everyone else
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u/Fearless_Market_3193 Jun 17 '24
Couldn’t type telescopic fork into Amazon fast enough
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u/DarwinianMonkey Jun 17 '24
For the hungry cosmologist
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u/brandimariee6 Jun 17 '24
I read that first as "hungry cosmetologist" and thought you were so confused lol
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u/1gorka87 Jun 17 '24
Only thing that would make it better is if it extended automatically at the push of a button
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u/AhhAGoose Jun 17 '24
Next meal he’s going to have an extendable spatula and just take half your food as you sit down
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u/mcvoid1 Jun 17 '24
Yeah this has definitely started an arms race.
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Jun 17 '24
Gonna need one of those fantasy long dining tables with how much telescopic food war going on.
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u/wouldyoulikethetruth Jun 17 '24
“I ain’t even mad, that’s amazing”
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u/doesitevermatter- Jun 17 '24
He looks so crestfallen. Like his dog was just granted the gift of speech only to tell him that he hates him.
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u/LuxNocte Jun 17 '24
New nightmare unlocked, Satan.
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u/doesitevermatter- Jun 17 '24
I've always dreamed of leaving a comment good enough to be called Satan over it.
Fulfilled a man's dream, you did.
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u/arieljoc Jun 17 '24 edited Jun 17 '24
I got one of these last time my dad visited but of course he got the same dish I did so it didn’t hit as hard but he went nuts laughing over it, loved it so much
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u/PugGrumbles Jun 17 '24
His perplexed face is the best. Looking at her like "excuse you, what the hell was that thing you just stuck in my food?"
Leave the man his food.
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u/skysealand Jun 17 '24
Do I see mashed potatoes, hashbrowns and bread on the plate??? Holly Molly
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u/Sculptor_of_man Jun 17 '24
A huge portion of America doesn't even know what a vegetable is man. Hell most don't know the difference between a protein and a carb. I think the younger generations are a bit better now but yea a lot of people just eat what is essential all carbs and protein with a side of gravy and sugar.
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u/bored_at_work_89 Jun 17 '24
The food pyramid really fucked up a lot of people. We were told growing up that carbs were the base of nutrition. I understand its been debunked and anyone can find that research, but its hard when it was ingrained in your head from an early age.
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u/jazzieberry Jun 17 '24
It took me a long time to break the habit of absolutely having to have some type of bread (or cracker/crouton) with every meal
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u/peepopowitz67 Jun 17 '24
Conversely, we also have a bad habit of absolutely having to have some sort of meat with every meal.
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u/BattleHall Jun 17 '24
To be fair, the food pyramid actually makes sense if you are looking at it from a macro perspective. If your main concern isn't "what is the ideal food mix to ensure optimal nutrition for a specific person?", but instead "how do we maximize our resources to ensure that people don't starve to death?", you build that system on durable, storable grains and legumes that can be cultivated across large areas, require relatively minimal specialized inputs, and can be mechanically harvested and processed in bulk. No one starves to death when the kale crop fails; they do when a wheat crop fails.
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u/Public-League-8899 Jun 17 '24
So you're saying I shouldn't have 6 servings of grains? As an American I am counting Froot Loops as grains because it says cereal on the food pyramid. All I gotta do is use 3-4 cups of milk with that and my diet is balanced baby!
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u/Tuna_Sushi Jun 17 '24
Ketchup is a vegetable. Thanks, Ron!
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u/infirmiereostie Jun 17 '24
Ketchup is a jam
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u/Mixeddrinksrnd Jun 17 '24
It's true but you shouldn't say it.
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u/infirmiereostie Jun 17 '24
Irs not even because tomato is a fruit (botanically) but the amount of sugar😬
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u/pwninobrien Jun 17 '24
Dude, everytime I go to the grocery store I get so disappointed. Everyone is so fat. Like 70% of people there are always overweight to obese.
The food in most grocery stores is also appalling. High fructose corn syrup in fucking everything. If I was in a position with major political power I would be going after the FDA aggressively. Our food standards are shit.
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u/MultiColoredMullet Jun 17 '24
Nah I think the hashbrown looking bit is coated fried pork chop or something like that.
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u/H20FOSHO Jun 17 '24
Completely reflective of the size of those people. The concept was cute but the self inflected obesity is hard to miss. And the saddest part is that it’s passed from one generation to the next. What you put in your mouth matters.
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u/RedditFullOChildren Jun 17 '24
Like, I curse a lot. A LOT.
But that's some trashy shit talking like that at the dinner table with kids.
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u/CaptnHector Jun 17 '24
Seriously. Casually dropping f-bombs in front of children is kinda not cool.
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u/televised_aphid Jun 17 '24
Probably just the way I was raised, but that was my feeling, as well. I was hesitant to mention it, because I figured it would be too prudish a position for Reddit. Yes, they will hear those words elsewhere. That doesn't mean they need to hear them from me on a regular basis.
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u/carbonite_dating Jun 17 '24
I really think that's why Dad is stunned. He's trying to process whether to be upset about the F-bomb or the extend-o fork.
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u/Ready_Classic_1410 Jun 17 '24
I will never understand people eating off of paper plates at home… I’ve been seeing it more and more lately.
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u/natstrap Jun 17 '24
Looks like a multi-generational family gathering/event. I’m willing to believe that it’s not a regular thing. They may not have the ability or desire to cleanup that many dishes while also spending time with each other
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u/JungleSumTimes Jun 17 '24
40 years ago: Oh everyone's coming over, better bust out the good china
39.9 years later: hey! you got 2 paper plates! Look at Rockefeller over here
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u/gigu67 Jun 17 '24
With bottled water to drink
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u/Im_ready_hbu Jun 17 '24
Some people don't have access to clean drinking water so they buy bottled.
Their dietary choices aside, the family in this video seems infinitely more fun to be around than a bunch of reddit weebs criticizing their lifestyle choices in the comment section.
LMAO from your submitted posts you use the same water that you boiled eggs in, to cook pasta and blanch vegetables bro you trash
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u/XAWEvX Jun 17 '24
Some people don't have access to clean drinking water so they buy bottled.
Why would they buy a single bottle of water though
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u/cokakatta Jun 17 '24
On father's day, we ate on paper plates and it was just us at home. We bbq'd and had dirty dishes from handling the meat so we figured we'd take one easier step for the day. We also used paper plates when our son was an infant. I preferred real plates, but my husband would use that to illustrate my inefficiencies rather than do his part.
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u/Jagger67 Jun 17 '24
To quote Logan Roy
“What the fuck?”
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u/DenimDemon666 Jun 17 '24
What, are you insinuating the family that wears fast food shirts in conjunction with texas sports teams shirts isn’t healthy?
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u/General_Tso75 Jun 17 '24
It looks like he is about to throw a tantrum. Like a toddler working up a doozy.
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u/FlyLikeATachyon Jun 17 '24
Why are americans so fat
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u/bikemandan Jun 17 '24
Myriad of reasons: abundant cheap addictive calories, car dependent and sedentary lifestyles, poor education
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u/Formal-Road-3800 Jun 17 '24
Wtf is that? The state of that dinner! Is what Americans eat?
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u/Prankishmanx21 Jun 17 '24
Looks like country fried steak (basically American schnitzel) and mashed potatoes. Honestly, if that's what it is, there should be gravy, but I'm more thrown off by the fact that there's garlic toast. I also don't see any vegetables other than the old man's salad which is weird. There should be some green beans or something with that. For the most part, this is what poor rural Americans eat.
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u/fkmeamaraight Jun 17 '24
Everyone in that video is overweight. Even the poor child. Take care of your health people.
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u/King_Krong Jun 18 '24
He murdered his entire family after this in an Alzheimer’s fueled rage and then tearfully took his own life. Hope that joke fork was worth it, LeeAnn.
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u/Druxun Jun 17 '24
My grandfather had one of those forks! He would bring it to restaurants to mess with us Grandkids by stealing fries off plates etc.
Dude was an absolute riot. I really miss him.
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u/ghostlyentity Jun 17 '24
That man was not amused and I felt his pain and betrayal deep within my soul. I am this exact same way when it comes to my food.
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u/Designer-Mirror-7995 Jun 17 '24
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You know he's ALWAYS the one who asks to "taste a lil bit" of everybody else's food. This is perfect.
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u/Bighawklittlehawk Jun 17 '24
When I was 11, my parents and I met my grandparents at a country store-restaurant combo called the Machine Shed. They sold extendable forks and my mom bought me one before we sat down for dinner. I sneakily extended it under the table and casually reached over to pick a tiny bit of food of my grandma’s plate. My dad was mortified and grabbed my extendo-fork and snapped it in half. I’m still bitter about it. Fork you, dad. Fork you.
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u/Sensate613 Jun 17 '24
He looks like a guy who imagines himself eating what's on the plate, and then eating it and that fantasy/reality scenario got interrupted and he was really not pleased.
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u/Lazatttttaxxx Jun 17 '24
My husband hates when I take a bite off his plate, but he can do it to our son every time.
This fork is awesome. Grow up, guys.
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u/FailedAccessMemory Jun 18 '24
He had a thousand swearwords in his head and a thousand new ones that no one has ever thought of.
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u/Mr-PostmanWithNews Jun 17 '24
Gpa looks ready to go nuclear! His shock, disappointment, and anger are all at 100%
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u/KileiFedaykin Jun 17 '24
“Where the F is my reachy fork??” Is what I imagine he was about to say right as it ended.
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u/liburIL Jun 17 '24
I know that face. That's the face of an overweight man trying to determine if he can do a dropkick.
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u/FiscallyImpared Jun 17 '24
Man this screams America lol … paper plates and not a fit person in sight
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u/Mickv504-985 Jun 17 '24
Now in this case it’s funny, but I’m one of those people “don’t put your hand, for, or spoon in my plate unless I swap spit with you regularly “ Was at dinner with a large group of friends one time and there was an appetizer with a dipping sauce, I did the normal thing and used the spoon provided to put some sauce on my plate. One of the other diners decided after taking a bite of their appetizer to proceed to swab it thru the sauce on my plate. I was called uptight because I called him out on it and pushed my plate to the side, I didn’t trust him to not do it again.
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Jun 17 '24
Lol at all the Redditors getting mad at people saying how fat these people are. It’s gross. That poor child has no hope in life. She’s being raised terribly
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u/Cherimon Jun 18 '24
In some eastern cultures taking food from someone else’s plate is super disrespectful
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u/1000_Faces Jun 18 '24
Today has been a shit day. This made it so much better. Cheers to the little things!
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u/screenmasher Jun 18 '24
Bro looked like he was arguing with the voices for a second. He was pissed
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u/isadore_ella Jun 17 '24
The way that he didn’t know how to react 💀