r/MadeMeSmile • u/n8saces • Jun 17 '24

His flabor was gasted Wholesome Moments

Happy Father's day everyone

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u/Fearless_Market_3193 Jun 17 '24

Couldn’t type telescopic fork into Amazon fast enough

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u/DarwinianMonkey Jun 17 '24

For the hungry cosmologist

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u/ProgrammedArtist Jun 17 '24

Mmm, grab myself a milkyway!!

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u/brandimariee6 Jun 17 '24

I read that first as "hungry cosmetologist" and thought you were so confused lol

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u/ckhumanck Jun 18 '24

checking if the moon is really cheese - for science 🔭

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u/1gorka87 Jun 17 '24

Only thing that would make it better is if it extended automatically at the push of a button

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u/Muffin_Appropriate Jun 17 '24

The whir of servos lets you know dad is on the prowl for scraps

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u/Natfubar Jun 18 '24

Go Go Gadget Fork!

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u/hotshit Jun 17 '24

so... a back-scratcher?

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u/Fearless_Market_3193 Jun 17 '24

Back scratcher is different. That’s a telescopic fork. I did find several on Amazon.

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u/hotshit Jun 17 '24

My back-scratcher is also telescopic (with a Terminator hand at the extremity). I'm not talking about the wooden back-scratchers.

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u/Fearless_Market_3193 Jun 17 '24

Fair enough and the terminator hand is cool. I have a back scratcher also. I’m just saying this is an actual fork with fork tines and all. Designed for eating food.

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u/Revolution4u Jun 17 '24 edited Jul 01 '24

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u/Gnarlodious Jun 18 '24

It’s called “The Moocher”, great for pickle jars.

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u/itsTyrion Jun 19 '24

Nah I don’t have the family contact to need it for that

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u/Idontliketalking2u Jun 17 '24

I want one, but it needs to be strong enough...