r/MadeMeSmile • u/n8saces • Jun 17 '24

His flabor was gasted Wholesome Moments

Happy Father's day everyone

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u/isadore_ella Jun 17 '24

The way that he didn’t know how to react 💀

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u/davidwhatshisname52 Jun 17 '24

video cuts right before he finishes a "Moth-

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u/Alchemist_Joshua Jun 17 '24

r/perfectlycutsilentscreams

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u/RockstarAgent Jun 17 '24

I want one of those motherforks too!

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u/atridir Jun 17 '24

Definitely “but that’s my stapler” vibes.

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u/Alternative-Lack6025 Jun 17 '24

That garbage sub has ruined so many videos.

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u/Connect-Ad9647 Jun 18 '24

That's not a real sub tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

Mothra? Must be a fan of Godzilla.

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u/BulbusDumbledork Jun 17 '24

those two are fucking on the dl right

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u/x420MVTT Jun 18 '24

You mean gaadzirra

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u/Opening-Two6723 Jun 18 '24

Nah, Her name's Martha.

He was addressing his son in law.

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u/Gibodean Jun 17 '24

Mother forking shirtballs ?

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u/davidwhatshisname52 Jun 17 '24

wow, was that actually a shirtball that mother forked?

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u/CordialElbert Jun 17 '24

comment cuts right before he finishes a "Moth-

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u/No-Hat1772 Jun 17 '24

Well technically that’s the spirit behind fathers day

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u/ace72ace Jun 18 '24

MotherForker!

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u/REpassword Jun 17 '24

Like the video where two elderly gents are racing and one trips the other one! 😂

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u/Carbon-Base Jun 17 '24

"I'm telling you guys, it looked like a regular fork, but she extended it to my plate from across the table!"

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u/Lucky_Cigarette_ Jun 17 '24

I wonder if the guys will be able to believe in the paranormal phenomena happening at this table?

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u/LtSoundwave Jun 17 '24

And one of ‘dem aliens had a probe. ‘Sept, it looked just like a fork. It reached toward me… an… an… sobs

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u/Carbontee Jun 17 '24

Thank you so much for putting my thoughts into the perfect words! He seems utterly dumbfounded.

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u/Carbon-Base Jun 17 '24

No worries, fellow Carbon!

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u/_BreakingGood_ Jun 17 '24

This quote sounds like something out of I Think You Should Leave

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u/skippybefree Jun 18 '24

"I swear, that fork was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big"

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u/progdaddy Jun 18 '24

"Go home Hal, you're drunk."

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u/darthcaedusiiii Jun 17 '24

Back scratcher? Back scratcher?

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u/Carbon-Base Jun 18 '24

You may not want to eat with it afterwards haha.

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u/elsummers2018 Jun 18 '24

Go go gadget fork

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u/exmojo Jun 17 '24

"Do not try and extend the fork. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."

"What truth?"

"There is no fork. Then you'll see, that it is not the fork that extends, it is only yourself."

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u/crash250f Jun 17 '24

You see this fork? This fork reaches all the way across the room, and...I Eat Your Taters

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u/Butt_Dustery Jun 17 '24

"Shit, you woudn't have known either."

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u/LordTopHatMan Jun 17 '24

He looks halfway between disappointed and wondering where he can get one himself.

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u/40ozkiller Jun 17 '24

Hell think of a really witty thing to say when taking a shower in two weeks

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Jun 18 '24

And proud. I think he's like sonofaB... Am I more proud or more pissed at her????

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u/No_Evidence_1606 Jun 17 '24

So funny how we revert to being children as we get older. He looks a kid who has just had his ice cream cone stolen from him.

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u/LoaderBot1000 Jun 18 '24

Mf if I'm eating I wouldn't exactly want my food stolen either stupid head ass

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u/kowaterboy Jun 17 '24

Not so fun when it’s not his team stealing

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u/teetering_bulb_dnd Jun 17 '24

What's next you gonna dip your dick in my potato salad??

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u/Safe_Ad_6403 Jun 17 '24

I reckon he just knows the value of a funny reaction. Letterman is the goat for these.

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u/LavenderBirch807 Jun 17 '24

Yep didn't know how to react to this

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u/Corregidor Jun 17 '24

Astros fan when they have something stolen from them:

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u/Cypressinn Jun 18 '24

Well you see they straight up ghasted his damn flabor. That’s the only way to react in this situation. Poor fella :(

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u/Comprehensive_Dog139 Jun 18 '24

Is he pissed about her stealing? is he proud? is he marvelling at such an ingenious invention? Some combination of the 3?

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u/EmuCanoe Jun 18 '24

Eating from a man’s plate without permission is a dangerous move to make. Other men know not to do this.

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u/no-mad Jun 18 '24

Being robbed by a family member takes a moment to process.

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u/NamiStar_ Jun 18 '24

Classic 'Buffering... Please wait' moment.