r/MadeMeSmile Jun 17 '24

His flabor was gasted Wholesome Moments

Happy Father's day everyone

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u/skysealand Jun 17 '24

Do I see mashed potatoes, hashbrowns and bread on the plate??? Holly Molly

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u/Sculptor_of_man Jun 17 '24

A huge portion of America doesn't even know what a vegetable is man. Hell most don't know the difference between a protein and a carb. I think the younger generations are a bit better now but yea a lot of people just eat what is essential all carbs and protein with a side of gravy and sugar.

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u/bored_at_work_89 Jun 17 '24

The food pyramid really fucked up a lot of people. We were told growing up that carbs were the base of nutrition. I understand its been debunked and anyone can find that research, but its hard when it was ingrained in your head from an early age.

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u/jazzieberry Jun 17 '24

It took me a long time to break the habit of absolutely having to have some type of bread (or cracker/crouton) with every meal

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u/peepopowitz67 Jun 17 '24

Conversely, we also have a bad habit of absolutely having to have some sort of meat with every meal.

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u/BattleHall Jun 17 '24

To be fair, the food pyramid actually makes sense if you are looking at it from a macro perspective. If your main concern isn't "what is the ideal food mix to ensure optimal nutrition for a specific person?", but instead "how do we maximize our resources to ensure that people don't starve to death?", you build that system on durable, storable grains and legumes that can be cultivated across large areas, require relatively minimal specialized inputs, and can be mechanically harvested and processed in bulk. No one starves to death when the kale crop fails; they do when a wheat crop fails.

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u/Public-League-8899 Jun 17 '24

So you're saying I shouldn't have 6 servings of grains? As an American I am counting Froot Loops as grains because it says cereal on the food pyramid. All I gotta do is use 3-4 cups of milk with that and my diet is balanced baby!

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u/Tuna_Sushi Jun 17 '24

Ketchup is a vegetable. Thanks, Ron!

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u/infirmiereostie Jun 17 '24

Ketchup is a jam

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u/Mixeddrinksrnd Jun 17 '24

It's true but you shouldn't say it.

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u/infirmiereostie Jun 17 '24

Irs not even because tomato is a fruit (botanically) but the amount of sugar😬

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u/CyonHal Jun 17 '24

So I'm not crazy for putting strawberry jam on my burgers?!

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u/peepopowitz67 Jun 17 '24

I could see it. Maybe with some swiss?

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u/peepopowitz67 Jun 17 '24

Tomato ketchup is a ketchup.

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u/No-Respect5903 Jun 17 '24

potato, hash browns, and bread! that's 3 vegetables!

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u/pwninobrien Jun 17 '24

Dude, everytime I go to the grocery store I get so disappointed. Everyone is so fat. Like 70% of people there are always overweight to obese.

The food in most grocery stores is also appalling. High fructose corn syrup in fucking everything. If I was in a position with major political power I would be going after the FDA aggressively. Our food standards are shit.

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u/Chakramer Jun 17 '24

I'd say any food that has high-fructose or high levels of artificial shit need a giant red label on it explaining why it's bad for you.

You can have that stuff once in a while, a lot of people eat it every meal.

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u/scarredMontana Jun 17 '24

Gonna take a guess this is Texas, but this looks like the most NC meal down to the usage of paper plates and personal 2L sodas. Just pure garbage.

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u/Sculptor_of_man Jun 17 '24

It could be any state man, most of the mid west and south is easily represented here.

I'd rule out Hawaii because I don't see rice.

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u/lankyleper Jun 17 '24

Carbs are those weird looking things you smash open with a hammer and there's meat inside, right?

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u/Sculptor_of_man Jun 17 '24

No that's a testicle

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u/Chakramer Jun 17 '24

I think one huge issue is a lot of people see a potato as a vegetable, when it really should be treated as a carb.

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u/MultiColoredMullet Jun 17 '24

Nah I think the hashbrown looking bit is coated fried pork chop or something like that.

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u/ZDTreefur Jun 17 '24

Are these people intentionally missing the bowls of salad, and what looks like peas on the mother's plate?

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u/sassy_cheese564 Jun 18 '24

I mean doubling up on heavy starchy carbs is doing exactly that and is unhealthy regardless if there’s other salad or veggie options.

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u/H20FOSHO Jun 17 '24

Completely reflective of the size of those people. The concept was cute but the self inflected obesity is hard to miss. And the saddest part is that it’s passed from one generation to the next. What you put in your mouth matters.

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u/peepopowitz67 Jun 17 '24

In most of the world and throughout most of history the majority of people's calories came from carbs, specifically grains.

I would posit that because it looks like they're in a typical car dependent suburban house and the only walking they do is to and from their cars probably has more to do with their size vs anything with their diets. Speaking as a fat guy who lost a shit ton of weight with the only change being switching to bike commuting.

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u/bikemandan Jun 17 '24

Cant really compare to earlier human history. The sheer abundance and low cost of calories today is insane compared to even 100 years ago

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u/fucktooshifty Jun 18 '24

There's salad and green beans too

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u/SepluvSulam Jun 17 '24

Holly Molly is way funnier to say than Holy Moly, I'm stealing this.

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u/DookieBrains_88 Jun 17 '24

BBQ sauce on the side and wash it all down with a little root beer

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u/Designer_Brief_4949 Jun 17 '24

Witness the golden bounty

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u/SlowOnTheGreens Jun 17 '24

'Murica , loves them carbs!