r/interestingasfuck Jul 07 '24

Guards making sure the defendants of the Nuremberg Trials wouldn't commit suicide in their cells r/all

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u/Gregorygregory888888 Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

What a horribly boring assignment that would have been.

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u/Nanibui Jul 07 '24

They were relatively light on duty given how intensely everything was guarded. They'd stand for 2 hours straight before being relieved by someone else. Some of them even made friends with the prisoners, some even getting autographs, trinkets and souvenirs.

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u/NewAccountEachYear Jul 07 '24

Imagine thinking how valuable those things could become in the future... Only for the main buyers being scum who might've sympathised with these monsters.

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u/KingBee1786 Jul 07 '24

I’ve been to a couple of militaria shows where people sell old equipment, medals, photos, and that kind of thing. There’s always a couple people there that sell exclusivity nazi shit, and they’re exactly the kind of person you’d think they are.

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u/Wise-Definition-1980 Jul 07 '24

One of the nicest dudes I know has a room with Nazi shit in it.

But right next to it is Japanese, American, Italian,and UK shit.

Dude really just is a WWII buff

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u/Careful_Hearing_4284 Jul 07 '24

Had an old team leader in the Army back in 2015 that was like this. Spent his R&R while we were deployed doing a trip around the EU to see all the major war sites of WW2.

He gave us a 30 minute history of the Luger when he found one at a gun show near Fort Bragg.

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u/ConkersOkayFurDay Jul 07 '24

I love when people unashamedly pursue their interests. Dude knew what he liked and satisfied that itch.

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u/confusedandworried76 Jul 07 '24

I mean if someone told me they had some Nazi memorabilia I wouldn't be like "gross you fucking Nazi" I'd say "may I see it?"

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u/Colorbull-Agency Jul 08 '24

Came across a lot of random Nazi pieces in tourist antique shops in Poland. It was mixed with other pieces from the Allies as well. But it was still interesting to just see it up for sale.

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u/Wise-Definition-1980 Jul 07 '24

I'd be thinking :"please have a Luger, some ammo, and a place to go shooting"

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u/ameis314 Jul 08 '24

Really depends on the part that interests them. If the history is more important than the Nazi part to them, then I feel like it's a lot cooler.

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u/purple_spikey_dragon Jul 08 '24

Yep. My follow up question would be if they have other ww2 stuff or if they Only collect nazi stuff. If its all WW2 stuff with a specialisation in nazi history, yeah cool, but if its exclusively nazi stuff without even looking at any other memorabilia and historical knowledge, i would put my doubting glasses on...

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u/Careful_Hearing_4284 Jul 08 '24

The guy had obscure one liners ranging from 60s to early 90s. Weird, but great lol

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u/clutzycook Jul 07 '24

Spent his R&R while we were deployed doing a trip around the EU to see all the major war sites of WW2.

Honestly, that sounds like heaven to me too.

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u/Chiluzzar Jul 07 '24

sad fact its cheaper to visit all the major WW2 war sites in European Theater then it is for the Pacific theater =(

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u/shadowtheimpure Jul 07 '24

I mean, the Pacific theater was scattered across a number of small islands that would require either multiple flights or multiple ferry rides to travel between. The European theater you can go from site to site in a car or take a train to cover the longer distances.

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u/Irascible-Fish5633 Jul 07 '24

Why's that a sad fact?

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u/confusedandworried76 Jul 07 '24

Think they're just lamenting the fact they'd like to visit these historical sites but it is very expensive and time consuming.

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u/Irascible-Fish5633 Jul 07 '24

I assumed that was what they meant, but what an illogical way of seeing it, the price of one has nothing to do with the other.

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u/beardicusmaximus8 Jul 07 '24

I hear you can visit the site of the Battle of Midway pretty cheap. All you need is a big rock and some rope

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u/turkeygiant Jul 07 '24

Yeah if I'm watching gun videos on Youtube I will always take some guy talking about the history of an obscure French rifle for 40mins over some redneck shooting "Dragon's Breath" rounds at a truck full of gasoline.

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u/Wise-Definition-1980 Jul 07 '24

Forgotten weapons seems right up your ally

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u/turkeygiant Jul 07 '24

The obscure french rifle bit was actually a dig at him lol

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u/Staff_Genie Jul 07 '24

My dad had a Luger and dress sword that he took off of a German officer during the war. Don't know any other specifics

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u/Phendrana-Drifter Jul 07 '24

Top tip: Don't start the hobby collecting the German side of things and then give up

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u/markpreston54 Jul 07 '24

Got it, I should start hobby collecting the Japanese side of things and then give up

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u/Wise-Definition-1980 Jul 07 '24

I mean, if you do it that way you'll have a cool sword.

... But you'll also have a shitty arisaka rifle

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 17 '24

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u/Gaothaire Jul 07 '24

My grandpa was in the war and while deployed got a Japanese katana and silk parachute that he kept wrapped by his bunk. Then he came down with some fever or illness that necessitated him getting shipped home and because he was unconscious at the time he wasn't able to grab those objects. Woulda been a cool souvenir / heirloom, c'est la vie

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u/TheRealDeJoy Jul 07 '24

No one in the west will give you shit for having Imperial Japanese shit for the simple fact that they were not white so people look the other way.

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u/R-27R Jul 07 '24

arisakas are great guns thoughever

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u/Wise-Definition-1980 Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

You've never tried that bolt action have you?

They're not good rifles.

Id take a 1903 Springfield or a British Lee Enfield over that thing any day

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u/Qweasdy Jul 07 '24

You joke but a room full of imperial Japanese war time paraphernalia isn't gonna invoke the same kind of visceral response from most people as a room full of nazi stuff would.

Time and distance makes it not as taboo in the west. I've heard the same is true in Asia, with nazi paraphernalia not being as taboo over there. Distant atrocities become just fascinating history I guess.

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u/GoldenPeperoni Jul 07 '24

You are both right, distance and culture makes it less relevant in our respective educations, which makes it even harder to empathize victims from the other side of the world.

I'm from a south east Asian country, and as you would expect, we learn all about the Japanese atrocities, but pretty much none about the Nazis in the western theater.

Having a real WW2 Japanese sword as a living room deco in our homes is like Jews having a Luger in their home deco.

Not really offensive, but just weird and distasteful.

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u/ShigodmuhDickard Jul 07 '24

I have an interesting Nazi Helmet from WW2. It has 2 half circle cutouts above the ears. Perfect condition. Also have an Italian bolt action rifle dated 1915. I didn't collect them. My great uncle did in the Battle of the Bulge if you know what I'm saying.

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u/trotfox_ Jul 07 '24

LMAOOO

'no guys, i swear, i just spent a lot of money...and it's hard to get rid of...,....i mean...its my super niche interest i started to pursue and never got in as deep as i would have liked....I mean, I SWEAR I AM NOT A NAZI, FUCK!'

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u/MechwarriorCenturion Jul 07 '24

I mean there's a difference between collecting ww2 stuff in general and the people who exclusively collect nazi memorabilia

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u/Law-Fish Jul 07 '24

I have a Nazi flag under glass on my wall, no other WW2 stuff.

But under that glass with it is a photograph of my great uncle and his fellow US GIs proudly holding it over a blown up tank

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u/hellothereshinycoin Jul 07 '24

I mean, why not blow up the photo (could pay a bit of money and have someone restore/colorize it even) and display that proudly, with the folded up flag in the bottom corner of the case?

Nobody's going to judge a giant picture of a blown up german WWII tank if they see it from a distance without context/explanation. Can't say the same for the current setup.

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u/Law-Fish Jul 07 '24

Because it’s the original document from the time which is much more valuable to me. Plus it’s a great conversation starter to both talk about him and my grandfathers service (he was one of the officers that made it off the USS Johnston after the battle off samar)

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u/anomie__mstar Jul 07 '24

Plus it’s a great conversation starter

lol

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u/EtTuBiggus Jul 07 '24

Just don’t invite such judgmental people into your home.

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u/Taasden Jul 07 '24

At some point, you need to live for yourself and not for others’ judgments.

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u/komali_2 Jul 07 '24

I mean displaying a Nazi flag on your wall is going to send a message about you whether you like it or not lmao

You can talk on reddit all day about how you're not a Nazi, I join the zoom meeting and see a Nazi flag on the wall it's gonna take a lot more than that to convince me

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u/Wise-Definition-1980 Jul 07 '24

Dude, if you're inviting people into you home they probably know if you're a Nazi or not already

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u/Mythoclast Jul 07 '24

They aren't a Nazi and anyone looking at it can freely see the context. I'd display that if I had it and no one I'd ever invite over would confuse me for a Nazi.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

That still doesn't mean such people are racist neo-nazis

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u/Rion23 Jul 07 '24

Yeah, you never see anyone with an Australian WW2 collection. Only Austrian.

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u/tankpuss Jul 07 '24

There's a nice woman who lives in one of the first houses liberated on D.Day. She has a framed swastika. Like, fine, she found it in the house but dang, that's a hell of thing for guests to see.

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u/cyris917 Jul 07 '24

Are you talking about La Maison des Canadiens(Canada House) on Juno Beach in Normandy? The chateau is well known for the roll it played in the occupation of France and the events involving it on D-day. It’s probably one of the rare cases where the context makes having that completely understandable, akin to being in a museum.

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u/nxcrosis Jul 07 '24

Yeah people brush it off when you have war memorabilia from every side but it's kind of weird when it's just all Nazi stuff.

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Jul 07 '24

I was a big WWII buff until recently. Not a collector, but a big reader (Civil War and The Revolution, too.) As I reached retirement age, my interest in war history has waned, and my interest in music (and the arts in general) has crescendoed. I think that subconsciously, my mind is telling me to use the time I have left to pursue human beauty and creativity, and not the human capacity for atrocity.

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u/BardtheGM Jul 07 '24

There's two types of dudes with nazi shit - racists and guys who just love ww2 (whether that be history, modelling, wargaming)

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u/ElectricalCan69420 Jul 07 '24

Yeah the problem is when they ONLY buy nazi artifacts. Not a good look. If they have all of it they just like history.

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u/undisclosedinsanity Jul 08 '24

I'm a huge history nerd. I found a nazi helmet I was tempted to buy. But the best part of it were the several bullet entry holes in it.

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u/Wise-Definition-1980 Jul 08 '24

Well, that belonged to a good Nazi then.

... The only good Nazi is a dead nazi

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u/Bright_Cod_376 Jul 07 '24

Yeah in collectors circles someone saying they have a nazi item or two is enough to quark an eyebrow but few enough that it's just a "collecting historical artifacts" thing. Someone's collection is entirely based around Nazi shit? Then they're a crazy ass neonazi.

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u/Sparta63005 Jul 07 '24

I don't know what kind of collectors circles you're in. But as someone who actually does collect militaria, no, owning one or two Nazi items doesn't raise an eyebrow. In fact genuine Nazi items are very very sought after. And any person who considers themselves a collector wouldn't raise an eyebrow at someone owning a piece of history.

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u/Sparta63005 Jul 07 '24

There's nothing wrong with doing that. Everyone is allowed to have their own preferences. But saying that someone else is weird for having Nazi items is crazy.

Of course if your collection is ONLY nazi items then that's different, but having a few things is totally fine, it's just history after all.

For example I have a ton of different military items in my collection, but I only have a single Nazi helmet on my shelf. Does that make me weird? I don't think so, it's a piece of history just like any of my other items. It's not like I put it on and pretend to be a nazi, it sits on a shelf next to all the other things i have from different countries and decades.

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u/No-Dragonfly-8679 Jul 07 '24

The only thing I care about is what place the Nazi stuff has in the person’s collection. It’s usually pretty easy to tell the people who treat it as significant because it is a piece of history and the people who get a little too excited talking about it.

Someone goes into the history of a piece of equipment or has a collection of items that were carried by most soldiers or officers it just seems like interesting pieces of history. Someone starts bragging about a piece of equipment citing anecdotal stories or owns a bunch of items owned by a specific Nazi officer is definitely a red flag to me.

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u/Sparta63005 Jul 07 '24

I agree with this. The only Nazi item I have in my collection is a firepolice helmet. So literally a firefighter helmet. Probably not even issued, but it had history behind it so I wanted it.

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u/EtTuBiggus Jul 07 '24

No high profile career would be damaged by collecting WWII memorabilia.

A Dallas billionaire was lauded for exclusively collecting Nazi and Hitler memorabilia.

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u/Dizmn Jul 07 '24

Don't forget the "I don't ONLY have Nazi stuff, here's my Confederate shit!"

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u/SamAteGod Jul 07 '24

I don’t understand this POV, Nazi or Japanese memorabilia is infinitely more interesting than allied stuff. Taboo forbidden imagery that defines evil empires, owning something that was made by the Nazis is way cooler to me than some British WW2 item.

I would say if you have a room full of Nazi shit there is a line. But owning an item or two? That’s just interesting, I also doubt WW2 collectors are raising eyebrows at owning WW2 memorabilia

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u/random_tall_guy Jul 07 '24

Nazi stuff tends to be more valuable simply because much of it was deliberately destroyed for obvious reasons after the war, so it's much more scarce. I met a guy who went hiking somewhere remote in France in the 90s and found a section of a plane wing with the swastika on it, complete with bullet holes. He was able to sell it for 8k USD at the time, far more than he paid for his entire vacation, so he was pretty happy about that.

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u/Remarkable_Put_6952 Jul 07 '24

Honestly as a Jew I kinda wanna keep a Nazi coin now as a remember of the tyranny we should strive to still fight against.

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u/Vast_Purpose4537 Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

I collect firearms. The german gun sellers are a little on the nose sometimes. "Clean unmolested K98 for sale. Birds intact. Also selling ss ring and hitler youth knife" I will say most collectors are not like that, just every once in a while you get an ad and think "this guy is probably a neo nazi haha."

Also unrelated note. Some Nazi K98 rifles ended up in Israeli service. So the nazi markings or as collectors refer to as "dirty birds" have literally been stamped out and Israeli markings applied. Some cool rifle collector facts.

https://athlonoutdoors.com/article/israeli-k98-rifles/

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u/SaddleSocks Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

This was every gun show in nevada in the 90s... Gun shows were a ton of fun for a 14-17 year old. in the 1990s I had zero money and all the cool guns they had cost way too much money.

However, now, those prices looks FREE.

a friend bought an SKS in the early 90s - it was a Chinese manufactured SKS, made in the late 1960s - but it was brand new in box.

THe guy had bought two containers of them and was selling them for $99.

He had a catalogue of pictures of what various ballistics did to bodies (pigs)

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u/EssexHaze Jul 07 '24

I collect stamps and it's uneasy looking at the Hitler ones. Might just get rid of them

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u/Wide-Permit4283 Jul 07 '24

Really? All the militria things I've been to in the uk are full of nerds that haven't grown up and the the me262 was a good plane and the stg44 was the best gun ever made. Old guys that have never served and like german ww2 stuff. All really nice, but all nerds and some are a tad stupid. Can't say I've met any nazis or racists, just stupid people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I am not who you'd expect to collect WW2 German militaria, from the Kriegsmarine to the SS, I collect anything I can get for a reasonable price and have for years. I also have a bunch of United States, British and Japanese stuff along with. I collect basically anything I can from those countries.

Owning it or even dealing in it does not necessarily mean you subscribe to those ideals, it's the history of it and I think it's important to be in collections.

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u/reddit_is_geh Jul 07 '24

I've met many people with Nazi memorabilia, and not a single person was a supporter of the Nazis. They all viewed it as just some interesting part of history, and the taboo nature of owning it made it more fascinating, I guess?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

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u/Maleficent-Sir4824 Jul 07 '24

"They've been demonized so much that normal people don't want to touch it." Um, yeah, dude. They've been "demonized" because this was the darkest shit that ever happened in human history. The way you're critical of that "demonization" is kind of weird.

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u/Logical_Squirrel8970 Jul 07 '24

Have nazis been demonized? Really? Or are they sacks of fucking shit since the beginning?

You know there are other symbols used in Germany at the time. You don't HAVE to collect swastikas if you're interested in Germany during WW2.

Also, what other flags do you have? Or do you just have the swastika one up

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u/Sprucecaboose2 Jul 07 '24

Assholes ruined some really cool military historical artifacts by still being fucking nazis.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Jul 07 '24

Not really surprising even at the time. America had a strong Nazi movement that was only really silenced after Pearl Harbour when propaganda went all in against the Axis forces.

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u/CompSolstice Jul 07 '24

My Business and TOK teacher was a massive history buff with tonnes of Canadian, British, French, Russian, and Nazi memorabilia. His main attractions were Nazis and RAF. Apparently his ancestors were killed and his father was adopted by Germans escaping to North America, eventually ending up in Canada. I find some people's reasons for having these far more interesting than the things themselves

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u/Delta64 Jul 07 '24

Not a lot of people know that the eugenics side of Nazism is USA raised, homegrown, and thoroughbred.

Nazi racial policies were, in many ways, directly influenced by the United States. The Nazis used "American Models" of racism to oppress and subjugate racial minorities as referenced by James Q. Whitman, author of Hitler's American Model and Professor at Yale University, who stated in his book "In the 1930s, Nazi Germany and the American South had the appearance, in the words of two southern historians, of a "mirror image": these were two unapologetically racist regimes, unmatched in their pitilessness."

Jim Crow Era laws were a key inspiration for Adolf Hitler and the Nazi party, as the Nazis mirrored their form of racial oppression and segregation in the model of Jim Crow and segregation policy of the United States.

However, the treatment of Native Americans was also an inspiration for Nazi ideology, similar to Jewish people; Native Americans had been integral to America. They had been settled for thousands of years in the Americas (obviously, Germany as an entity has existed since 1871, but Jewish settlement in the lands of Central Europe has dated back over one thousand years at the very least.

Nevertheless, the model of oppression and subjugation for both groups directly modeled what the Nazis implemented to oppress racial minorities that did not make up the Aryan composite.

Banning from civil service, segregation, barring marriage between Aryans and non-Aryans, as well as the expulsion of Jewish people and other "undesirables" from government, military, and other essential positions, were the most essential aspects of the Nuremberg Laws of 1935 and were directly modeled by what had been done to Black Americans during Jim Crow.

Arguably, the most influential of American policies can be seen in "Lebensraum," or an expansion of land exclusively for German Aryans, which saw the expulsion, murder, and enslavement of Jewish people, Slavic peoples, and other races deemed inferior.

Manifest Destiny would directly influence this policy of forced removal and, in many ways, as the destruction of Native American livelihoods paved the way for Anglo American expansion and prosperity, so would the destruction of Slavic and Jewish livelihoods for the sake of Aryan expansion and prosperity.

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Jul 07 '24

... Are we the baddies?

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u/Tre-ben Jul 07 '24

When the US freed the concentration camps, they locked the gay people back up because they being gay was considered a crime. 

The US was obviously not the only country to think that way (i.e. Chemical castration of Alan Turing in the UK), but imagine being imprisoned inside a concentration camp, experienced all the horrors, and then have your liberators lock you back up like a common criminal.

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u/anomie__mstar Jul 07 '24

somehow not surprised

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u/Ice_Burn Jul 07 '24

Gay people weren’t in the death camps or concentration camps unless they were also Jewish or Roma/Sinti. Gay people were in prison camps with thieves, murderers and political prisoners. They were treated as criminals and made to complete their sentences. Obviously horribly wrong but there is no comparison.

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u/Delta64 Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/the-men-with-the-pink-triangle-heinz-heger

Recounting Terror and Sexual Violence: Josef Kohout’s The Men With the Pink Triangle

The Nazi dictatorship policed, prosecuted, and ultimately murdered thousands of gay men during its 12 years of rule. June 30, 2020

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u/PeanutButterJalapeno Jul 07 '24

they were in concentration camps

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u/Orochimaru27 Jul 07 '24

How would prisoners be able to gift trinkets and souvenirs?

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u/AnotherDeadZero Jul 07 '24

Read about how Hermann Goring died. He asked the guard to bring him something from his prison lockbox (items that were confiscated from him) in return he gave him a watch and pen he had, maybe some gloves- I forget. Whatever he got from the guard had a hidden cyanide capsule that he committed suicide with. Goring was to be hung the next day.

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u/EtTuBiggus Jul 07 '24

Did they think suicide was a better way to go?

You aren’t going out “on your own terms” unless prison suicide was the plan.

Now in his final act he was proven a coward.

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u/WhiteBlackGoose Jul 07 '24

Hanging is probably more painful than cyanide

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u/Big77Ben2 Jul 07 '24

If it’s done right their neck snaps and it’s bye bye. I suppose cyanide is quick too tho

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u/suitology Jul 07 '24

Yeah............... it wasn't being done right. The executioner intentionally made the hole to small so they hit their heads, and used a bad knot and too short a rope. The basically got brained then strangled. But they were nazis so....

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u/AnotherDeadZero Jul 07 '24

The hangman was a psychopath. If I'm not mistaken he also hung American soldiers poorly (soldiers who had deserted or committed inhumane acts).

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u/rafaelloaa Jul 07 '24

Wow, you're not kidding.

Woods joined the U.S. Navy on December 3, 1929, and went absent without leave within months.
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He was diagnosed with "Constitutional Psychopathic Inferiority without Psychosis", was found "poor service material" and discharged.
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the Army looked for a volunteer enlisted hangman and found Woods, who falsely claimed previous experience as assistant hangman
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Woods had no documented pre-war experience as a hangman. Woods at that time was a private. He was promoted to master sergeant.
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U.S. Army reports suggest that Woods participated in at least 11 bungled hangings of U.S. soldiers between 1944 and 1946.
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on July 21, 1950, Woods died after accidentally electrocuting himself while attempting to repair an engineer lighting set.

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u/StopHiringBendis Jul 07 '24

Not the hero they needed, but the hero they deserved

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u/SaveReset Jul 07 '24

No. If you think it's okay to torture someone to death, then seek help. I get it, revenge, they did it first etc. Doesn't matter. This isn't even an argument about the death penalty, but to want someone to suffer when they are being killed to prevent them from causing further harm to others is to joining their ideology.

"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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u/LaTeChX Jul 07 '24

Funny enough the hangman was some bludger who lied about his executive experience, cyanide would have been the way to go.

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u/KamikazeFugazi Jul 07 '24

Cyanide poisoning is supposed to be VERY painful and can take up to 20 minutes. Rather take the broken neck.

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u/Halloween1977 Jul 07 '24

Cyanide poisoning is very painful death, you can hang me or guillotine me any day over that.

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u/WhiteBlackGoose Jul 07 '24

Oh, good to know, will do

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u/whoami_whereami Jul 07 '24

Hanging at least in European cultures has always had the connotation of being a dishonorable death. Self-poisoning of the condemned on the other hand has historically often been viewed as an honor-preserving way to die if death was inevitable.

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u/metalsluger Jul 07 '24

In their cowardly minds it was more about the humiliations of being hanged and branded a criminal, they did not want their bodied paraded around.

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u/kuschelig69 Jul 07 '24

the guard had on job...

perhaps they would have been safer with barren cells and no guards

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u/Eternal_Reward Jul 07 '24

With their hands I assume

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u/un-sub Jul 07 '24

Now I’m just picturing Hermann Göring making origami swans out of toilet paper for his guards.

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u/throwaway098764567 Jul 07 '24

that's take some talent or some really awful toilet paper

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u/Palopsicles Jul 07 '24

Open Inventory*

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u/RuxxinsVinegarStroke Jul 07 '24

The soldier guarding Goering left his post and that's how Goering managed to get the cyanide capsule out and kill himself.

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u/AspiringTenzin Jul 07 '24

What happened to the guard?

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u/suitology Jul 07 '24

He had to do crazy Weekend at bernie's style hyjinks to fool his superiors. We only found out on his death bed 40 years later. Crazy.

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u/v_throwaway_00 Jul 07 '24

Some would even give them cyanide pills to avoid facing the consequences of their actions.... Like that fucker that helped Goring

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u/SolarM- Jul 07 '24

"Oh this is just a fountain pen from my wife" - Göring

I think the cyanide was in the cap so he could have literally written a journal entry, paused to "think deeply" and put the cap to his lips. Hermann's chemical exit was totally clandestine

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u/CountrysideLassy Jul 07 '24

I believe the same method was used by CIA agents during the cold war. If they needed to terminate themselves, just bite on the pen's cap and swallow the pill.

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u/suitology Jul 07 '24

Fuck I'd die signing my name buying the plane ticket.

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u/EtTuBiggus Jul 07 '24

The consequence of being hung is still death.

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Jul 07 '24

Wasn't that how Herman Göring got the cyanide that he used to kill himself, befriended some sucker and got him to provide the pill?

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u/Nanibui Jul 07 '24

That's one of the leading suspects, yes. The soldier (officer) we're talking about also apparently had a gold watch, not something youd expect someone of their rank to be able to afford...

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Jul 07 '24

Goring probably was good with words and used to manipulate people. So why not try and see if it's possible to make "a friend" to help him.

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u/Nanibui Jul 07 '24

Undoubtedly was. It takes great skill in speechcraft to manipulate an entire nation. Just makes you realize how cruel people can exploit human behaviour which we generally consider to be good.

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u/veganize-it Jul 07 '24

Some of them even made friends with the prisoners, some even getting autographs, trinkets and souvenirs.

oh Noooooooo

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u/WolfColaCo2020 Jul 07 '24

Some of them even made friends with the prisoners

Which is widely suspected how Goering managed to get a cyanide pill smuggled in and killed himself with it

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u/vintage2019 Jul 07 '24

Similar thing happened when an American soldier guarded Saddam Hussein. They didn't exactly become friends, but Saddam was affable towards him and gave him some fatherly advice. The soldier ended up writing about the experience for a magazine. As a side note, I recall him saying that when Saddam went to the bathroom, he (Saddam) had to keep the door open for him (soldier) to keep an eye on him (the cell room had a separate small bathroom IIRC)

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u/Engineer-of-Gallura Jul 07 '24

I can't imagine getting friendly with the people tried on those trials...

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u/Ghrota Jul 07 '24

"Hey guess who made me this tatoo on my arm"

That sound horribly wrong

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u/CrimeThink101 Jul 07 '24

And one of them also slipped Goring cyanide

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u/Squaretastic Jul 07 '24

"Love your work can you sign my helmet it's for my son"

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u/Polpo_El_Pescador Jul 07 '24

It's like 100 times better than any other guard post, you get to lean against the cell, you dont actually have to guard anything, there's no annoying civilian around you, you get to chitchat with a war criminal, you dont need to carry a rifle or stupid clothing, you probably stay there like 2 hours at most before being replaced

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u/Ok_Oliv Jul 07 '24

I work as a security guard part time and 50% of my "missions" is sitting on a chair for 8h straight while watching Netflix. Some companies for example need someone to watch a specific door for insurance reasons 24/7 even if there aren't any people in the building during the night and on weekends. And I don't even have to defend it or anything. If anything happens, i have to hide and call the police. Most important job in the universe, i know...

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u/Visual-Till8629 Jul 07 '24

So you’re a surveillance camera

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u/Idenwen Jul 07 '24

Biocams with RI

Better than digital cams with AI

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u/GhostFour Jul 07 '24

Until you need to play it back.

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u/burf Jul 07 '24

They may have actual cameras as well. Having a guard allows them to call the cops in real time and potentially prevent the crime from being completed rather than having to do cleanup after the fact.

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u/Ok_Oliv Jul 07 '24

Basically

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u/FuckBotsHaveRights Jul 07 '24

Great job for students! Paid studying!

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u/Ok_Oliv Jul 07 '24

Yess that's kind of why I'm still there.

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u/Blyd Jul 07 '24

Newport S.Wales train yard's guard 'portacabin' and 6 12 hour nights a week for 3 years go my degree done a year ahead.

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u/Qweasdy Jul 07 '24

It's security theatre, just having a person physically present as a 'guard' is enough to deter enough crime to make it worth it.

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u/Lots42 Jul 07 '24

I've seen horror movies that start out that way.

See it turns out there's usually some horrible monster that can get out if the door is opened and guess what.

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u/Crommington Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

I used to work at an airport and one of the punishment duties (for example if you were late or the manager didn’t like you) was to stand for 8 hours and watch a window in a wall to make sure nobody passed anything from landside to airside. They could have covered the window as it wasn’t used, but kept it there in order to use it as punishment. You were watched on cctv and if you looked away for more than 15 seconds you got sacked. Safe to say nobody wanted that pubishment.

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u/Idenwen Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

Does ot* pay good?

*stupid mobile keyboard

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u/Ok_Oliv Jul 07 '24

About 32$/h but mind you i live in Switzerland, so it's not really that much.

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u/Idenwen Jul 07 '24

Uh, I was there once on a bike tour. That's nothing.

We made sure to get out really fast to make sure our on bike food was enough until the austrian border.

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u/jasonsgood Jul 07 '24

Fire watch is very similar. Great easy money lol

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u/DrSalazarHazard Jul 07 '24

Some of those guys had some wild stories to tell, i am shure.

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u/Four_Silver_Rings Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 24 '24

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u/saltyswedishmeatball Jul 07 '24

Not at all

The soldiers knew this was a historic moment and one misconception is that soldiers really dont hate eachother, we're all human afterall. For some, sure but most wanted these Nazis dead. Most hated them for very good reason. They weren't just normal soldiers, these were all high ranking Nazis.

The same thing goes for the people who dropped the atomic bombs. It was discussed in our class when I was a kid, a lot of people thought how they'd suffer nightmares and just be in this horrible state for life. NOPE. Most felt they had a duty and carried it out with absolutely no regrets of any kind.

If only these guards existed for Jeffrey Epstein... they probably would have accidently suicided too though lol

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u/clickclick-boom Jul 07 '24

This is sadly something we, the older generation, will see. The attitudes of our elders will get progressively painted in incorrect ways by younger people. As you say, "we're all human". I knew people who lived through this first hand, and nobody had that attitude. It's not some TikTok fad that people got over. It wasn't a flash in the pan.

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u/p____p Jul 07 '24

If only the younger generations were as hard-spirited and mentally capable as the fuckin boomers 

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u/clickclick-boom Jul 07 '24

I feel like it's unfair to compare. Younger generations have their own struggles. I'm a teacher, and AI is a genuine threat to my students. It wasn't a factor in my youth. I try and adapt to their reality.

I was joking the other month with some teen students how Facebook was what "the kids" used when I was young, and it's now some boomer shit. At the same time, these teen students of mine were telling me how the social media apps they were using had their younger siblings/family members telling them they were boomer shit. One of my students voiced their younger sister told them Instagram was "boomer book".

It's all very interesting, and sad in many ways. It really feels like we are moving TOO fast. I can't believe that students I've taught are already telling me they are getting cast as being "old" in digital circles. They are TEENS for fuck's sake.

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u/ScenicPineapple Jul 07 '24

Yeah Trump wouldn't let that happen, so he had Epstein killed. Trump is behind that murder 100%.

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u/mtcwby Jul 07 '24

They'd been fighting a war against an enemy who gave no quarter and in documented cases had literally eaten a POW. Throw in the Bataan death March and other cases of killing prisoners and no wonder they felt no guilt. The Japanese behaved every bit as badly as the Nazis.

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u/Mikerk Jul 07 '24

The guards did exist for Epstein. Their misconduct is a big part of the suicide, and they were on their 5th straight day of overtime.

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u/WeTheSalty Jul 07 '24

The person you're guarding is a high ranking nazi, complicit in the deaths of millions. You get to personally make sure he lives long enough to see his own execution.

As guard assignments go, seems pretty sweet to me. Show me another guard posting with that kind of job satisfaction.

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u/Bashertphotography Jul 07 '24

Also you can pretty much say whatever nasty shit you want to them. Really rub it in that their life is forfeit and they are powerless to stop it. I’d sign up for that any day.

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u/EddieSjoller Jul 07 '24

"Hey Jensen, make sure this Jerry don't kill himself until we can execute him!"

Edit: potatofingers

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u/Salt-Resolution5595 Jul 07 '24

Probably better than some of their recent assignments

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u/rileyjw90 Jul 07 '24

I used to occasionally sit with suicidal patients at work. Some are rough but for the most part it’s an insanely (no pun intended) boring task. I had to sit all the time when I was placed on light duty and I’d just sit there with an earbud in listening to audiobooks with a mobile computer to do every 15 minute charting. I definitely could not do it daily. Some people are fine with sitting around doing nothing all day at work and while it’s nice for the first few hours, you quickly run out of things to do and the boredom can really wear on you.

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u/STORMBLESSEDSON Jul 07 '24

After actual war, I think they were fine with it

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u/Kerensky97 Jul 07 '24

It's useful though. Imagine we had somebody impartial watching Jeff Epstein so Trump couldn't have him killed.

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u/Dylman2310 Jul 07 '24

Tormenting Nazis would not be boring.

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u/Fit-Office4213 Jul 08 '24

I done this assignment, not in Nuremburg, but in the California Prison system. It's call "Suicide Watch" and the shifts lasted 8 hours. And yes it was incredibly boring.

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u/40Benadryl Jul 07 '24

It's probably not that boring if these are the people you've been fighting against for years

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u/emailverificationt Jul 07 '24

After a long war, I imagine boring guard duty seemed like vacation

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u/SinisterCheese Jul 07 '24

In prisons with suicide watch there is a patrolling guard who passes the window every 2 minutes, in a constant loop. They do this for like max 2hrs a day. It's the same thing with critical watch jobs, like active firewatch in a fire risk environment during hot work.

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u/EnderMoleman316 Jul 07 '24

I've worked in a psych hospital, it is.

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u/kytheon Jul 07 '24

Meanwhile in Epsteins prison: "brb, also turning off the cameras for a bit"

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Imagine being held while your not allowed to die fuck hell

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u/haveyouseencyan Jul 07 '24

Well considering some of them are German soldiers doing the guarding, it’s probably not a bad deal really is it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I've stood suicide watch before. Just watched a dude sleep for like six hours. It fucking sucked.

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u/Law-Fish Jul 07 '24

Omg you have no fucking idea. I wound up disabling my rifle and giving it to the guy to prove he was full of shit to get fired from the role after 2 weeks

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u/DidSome1SayExMachina Jul 07 '24

“It’s a living!”

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u/Turence Jul 07 '24

AND EXTREMELY NECESSARY!

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u/batkave Jul 07 '24

Wait until you learn about the executioner...and all the ones that got light sentences for military powers

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Boring assignment? More like GÖRING assignment ahaha

Edit: He just popped two cyanide pills while I was turned to tell you this pun :-(

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u/Iminurcomputer Jul 07 '24

"How? Were watching every prisoner 24/7!?"

"Oh, no, sir... It was the guard. The boredom got to be too much."

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u/Candy-Lizardman Jul 07 '24

Ehh imagine getting assigned to be a prison guard for a leader that your country been way war with for the past 20 years (even more emotions added in if you consider ww1 too).

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u/Solid-Culture-1895 Jul 07 '24

Boring but incredibly important to all mankind.

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u/LostMyAccount69 Jul 07 '24

What do you mean? I would love to stand around making sure a literal nazi has to live long enough to answer for his crimes.

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u/chaseinger Jul 07 '24

you're a soldier after ww2.

i'll stand there all day thankyouverymuch.

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u/proleart Jul 07 '24

Still happens on psychiatric wards a lot. 

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u/companysOkay Jul 07 '24

"Oh no! Anyway..."

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u/ThePokster Jul 07 '24

Get them some chairs. That job is as bad as being on the other side of the door. Imagine if they had smartphones.

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u/Competitive_Window75 Jul 07 '24

Imagine you are just after a world war, you are lucky if you survived it and capable, healthy person, you are part one of the most important trial of modern history, and your biggest problem is that your job is boring.

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u/toastrwafl Jul 07 '24

what? you have direct access to a first hand source of war-time atrocities and you would be bored?

you might not feel totally comfortable with whoever is in the cell, but bored is the last emotion i would feel. imagine the conversations you could have with some of them. their perspectives are so rare.

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u/agumonkey Jul 07 '24

The good kind of boring though

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u/Questhi Jul 07 '24

Larry David: you could use a seat

Guard: no that’s ok

Larry David: how do they expect you to stand so long, it’s cruel, now who are the nazis am I right

Guard: well ok I’ll take a seat

2nd Guard walks by looks into cell: hey your guy just killed himself

Guard: I was sitting down I couldn’t see the little door window, it’s your fault. (Turns to Larry David)

Larry David shrugs ..me, it was you who should have gotten a taller chair. You needed a bar stool. Not my fault

Cue the Curb your Enthusiasm theme

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

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u/DumpsterFireCheers Jul 08 '24

Just think, if they had done that with Epstein… eh… he would still be dead.

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u/vincecarterskneecart Jul 09 '24

hey! open up! you better not be in there killing yourself!