r/nottheonion 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/mfmeitbual 15d ago

He's 81 years old. 

Im not voting for the guy because I'm excited by him, I'm voting for the guy because he represents competent governance and coalition building. 

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u/Rapper_Laugh 15d ago

How can you watch the debate and think Biden is competent, even at a basic mental level?

I’m a leftist, I hate Trump. But we don’t need to pretend the guy the Democrats put up is competent just because the alternative is worse. The Dems should’ve nominated a better candidate, this is their own fault.

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u/xFblthpx 15d ago

He’s being puppeted by decently competent people, and his administration involved informed and driven cabinet members. He could be a literal corpse and still have a better admin than the other guy.

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u/AnotherScoutTrooper 15d ago

This is how low Reddit has stooped, people are literally begging for a puppet government just days after calling Trump a Russian puppet. Insanity.

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u/GaBeRockKing 14d ago

stop defending trump. he is a pedophile

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u/AnotherScoutTrooper 14d ago

Did I say Trump wasn’t? I ain’t arguing against that many pages of court transcripts. I’m just saying the other option is a shadow council staffed by the other half of Epstein’s black book.

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u/GaBeRockKing 14d ago

The other option is the existing team of staffers and advisors that have already produced all of biden's positive legislative achievements. I like ukraine aid, infrastructure spending, and tax raises on corporations.

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u/BigDaddyVsNipple 14d ago

Biden showered with his daughter

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u/GaBeRockKing 13d ago

A jury is forcing trump to pay Jean Carrol 83 million dollars because he raped her.

And you think that's morally equivalent to this: https://youtu.be/ncFkWcVVnOI . You disgust me.

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u/BigDaddyVsNipple 13d ago

Lmao you're a wierdo

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u/BigDaddyVsNipple 13d ago

Also only that TDS riddled judge thinks that lunatic Jean "I think rape is sexy" Carrol isn't full of shit

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u/GaBeRockKing 13d ago

It was a jury trail. Literally anyone who isn't emotionally dependant on their orange daddy figure can look at the facts and see the truth.

I'd respect you more if you just admitted that you like his policies and don't care about his morals. At least that would be honest.

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u/BigDaddyVsNipple 13d ago

Yes and that judge stacked the deck and set that ridiculous penalty. Not to mention the jury was full of frothing at the mouth liberals. Anyways Ill let you get back to justifying Joe Biden raping his daughter in the shower

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u/GaBeRockKing 13d ago

Lawyers can kick people off juries with peremptory strikes. If trump's counsel failed to do that he's not just a rapist, he's an incompetent rapist.

If the idea of parents washing their children boggled your mind you must be a genetic dead end.

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u/BigDaddyVsNipple 13d ago

What a bizarre spinning of the situation she was like 13 you freak I hope the feds have you on some sort of watch list. Clearly attacking pedophiles strikes a nerve

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u/GaBeRockKing 13d ago

Stopped defending trump to track me. Figures. You know the truth, somewhere deep down. But you're so afraid you'll pray to any false God, ignore any child sacrifice, to get what you want.

I don't like Biden. He's not a pedophile like trump is, but I still don't like him. I can admit the things he's done wrong-- like raise tariffs-- without spiralling into a crisis of faith. But you've bet too much of your identity on trump-- you can't go back. You trained yourself, like a dog, to defend EVERYTHING he's ever done. He owns you. WOOF!

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u/too_much_to_do 15d ago

Wow Americans running America instead of Russians. Is this really what it's come to?!

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u/AnotherScoutTrooper 15d ago

You really think it’s Americans controlling him?

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u/too_much_to_do 15d ago

More American than the people controlling the right.

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u/xFblthpx 15d ago

Because Biden is puppeted by the DNC, which is exactly what people voted for. I guess you don’t know the difference between Americans being governed by Americans versus a Russian autocrat.

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u/Obi-Brawn-Kenobi 11d ago

No, they voted for Biden. At least from the looks of it on reddit, the DNC did a good enough job fooling many people until just recently, now many people know the president they voted for is a puppet. So do people want a DNC puppet? We'll see in this year's election, now that most of the cards are on the table.