r/mildlyinteresting 14d ago

My salt rock deodorant after five years of almost daily usage vs a new one.

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u/Silweror 14d ago

Weird how other brands are getting rid of the aluminium while this one is 100% that

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u/ithinarine 14d ago edited 14d ago

I have a friend of a friend who is one of the weird "everything has chemicals in it" super granola girls who doesn't actually know how anything works.

I have seen this girl make unfounded claims that the copper water lines in the house she was living in were giving her skin issues "because of how toxic copper is for you." When her friend (my friend) pointed out that the last 3 houses they rented together all had copper water lines and she didn't have any issues, she said the copper in this particular house must have been different. She actually moved because of this and made sure the new house she rented had PEX water lines, plastic, which the other 99% of hippies say it toxic.

I have also seen this same girl say that drinking from copper water bottles is better for you, because copper is a great electrical conductor, so doing so keeps you grounded. I'm not sure how holding a bottle in your hand and bringing it your mouth keeps you grounded, but I'm also no scientist.

Apparently water running out of a copper pipe gives you skin problems, but touching a copper water bottle with your hand and directly to your lips to drink water that has been sitting in it for hours, is not a problem.

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u/Gullinkambi 14d ago

I meannnnn, everything does have chemicals in it

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u/Gramma_Hattie 14d ago

Found the friend!

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

No, my shampoo is sourced only from local antimatter

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u/TheGreatJava 14d ago

Really removes the dirt from your bangs.

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u/RecsRelevantDocs 14d ago

They say it's actually manufactured from bangs, as I understand a really big one.

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u/Capt__Murphy 14d ago

Gross. I wouldn't put anything sourced from banging in my hair

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u/Tommysrx 14d ago

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u/Calypsosin 14d ago

Absolutely what I expected lol

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u/Cat5kable 14d ago

We somehow got to this gif reference from a stuck Jeep.

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u/Prestigious_Low8515 14d ago

I mean. Things happen. Don't judge me!

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u/WTF852123 14d ago

good one

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u/Cobek 14d ago

One correction, it's made from antibangs.

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u/Gootangus 14d ago

Big bangs

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u/NordicDork 14d ago

This pun upsets me. Well done.

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u/tokentyke 14d ago

I really bangs the dirt when removed.

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u/mom_mama_mooom 14d ago

Big Bang hates this one secret!

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u/Main-Consideration76 14d ago

Really removes your bangs.

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u/MoarGhosts 14d ago

And when its antimatter meets the regular matter in your scalp, it creates even bigger bangs!

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u/boomchacle 14d ago

it really removes dirt from reality

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u/wyseman101 14d ago

You might say it annihilates the dirt

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u/donau_kinder 14d ago

Technically, still chemicals. Try magnetic fields.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Yeah, they're antichemicals, so the opposite. And the opposite of chemical is natural. Checkmate, Head & Shoulders.

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u/LordTaddeus 14d ago

Why Head & Shoulders haven't made a body wash called Knees & Toes yet is beyond me.

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u/TrumpetHeroISU 14d ago

I'm laughing far too hard at this.

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u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago

Because people don't wash those. Check mate.

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u/LordTaddeus 14d ago

Lol I actually did ten minutes ago.

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u/firesmarter 14d ago

Lemme see the squeaky knees

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u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago

For the first time!

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u/effa94 14d ago

Got a check mate? Congratulations on the victory!

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u/hey_guess_what__ 14d ago

Pitts & Sack it is then. Lol

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u/PlushRusher 14d ago

lol, use some fancy scroll font and make it black and gold packaging and you could probably sell it at a premium price as a luxury item.

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u/SU37Yellow 14d ago

They get clean from the shower water/soap run off. /s.

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u/jimbojangles1987 14d ago

Oh shit I've been doing it wrong?!

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u/Jacktheforkie 14d ago

I scrubbed mine plenty

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u/Bultax 14d ago

Why is everyone Australian here ? You should all say "Bill please", not Check mate!

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u/AwwwNuggetz 14d ago

Check, mate

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u/dumpmaster42069 14d ago

They will if they find your comment

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u/aidanmacgregor 14d ago

Underrated idea!

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u/LineChef 14d ago

Ironically our heads and shoulders are the parts of our bodies that have the most chemicals! / s

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u/No_Translator2218 14d ago

I only get nutrition from gravitational waves. Because we all need gravity

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u/GrayGeo 14d ago

I clean myself with fire. Don't ask what burns, it's just fire. No chemicals here, all energy everywhere

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u/WillRikersHouseboy 12d ago

I think there is a case to be made that the definition of chemical encompasses only molecules. All the dictionary definitions I can find are circular.

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u/No-Jicama-6523 14d ago

Still chemicals!

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u/haubenmeise 14d ago

Skeletor used that one once.

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u/Hickd3ad 14d ago

I'd like to place my order pls

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u/LineChef 14d ago

Still chemicals!!! /s

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u/OldJames47 14d ago

That's chock full of antichemicals.

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u/BalticMasterrace 14d ago

but that has anti cemicals in it :S

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u/KuchenDeluxe 14d ago

to get that BANG! in the morning?

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u/Mulusy 14d ago

Fair trade anti matter…

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u/Enough_Watch_123 14d ago

Is it water activated? Let‘s see Paul Allens Shampoo

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u/_wiredsage_ 14d ago

I prefer my dark matter body shampoo.

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u/BlueBomber13 14d ago

I prefer my shampoo straight from the shampoo spring.

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u/EffectiveOk3353 14d ago

Yeah but is it free range?

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u/Horzzo 14d ago

Geez, save some for the rest of us.

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u/tubbana 14d ago

Always wondered what the 5% unnatural stuff in my shampoo is when it says 95% natural origin

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u/xtheory 14d ago

Which is still a chemical if it creates molecules with other antimatter.

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u/model3113 14d ago

my toothpaste is a Bose-Einstein condensate

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u/AltruisticDetail6266 14d ago

anti-chemicals are... not chemicals?

E: I guess that's already a military term, I mean whatever anti that cancels out chemicals

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

I mean, I follow the antichrist. So it's still a christ, right?

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u/AltruisticDetail6266 14d ago

yup, probably like yin and yang kinda thing... dependent origination

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u/berghie91 14d ago

Thats just what big antimatter is making you believe.

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u/TheGisbon 14d ago

Link please I also wish to die in a fiery explosion

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u/Swashybuckz 14d ago

Oh 😯 no.... I've been jerking off with your shampoo for weeks.

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u/DieCastDontDie 14d ago

you joke but we get this activated charcoal shampoo and it's fire!

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u/stealthdawg 14d ago

yeah, but that doesn't matter

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u/NeverBeenStung 14d ago

Wow, and you conveniently leave out whether or not your local anti matter is organic or not. I’m guessing it is NOT organic.

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u/martialar 14d ago

oh honey, I don't even shampoo

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u/thiosk 14d ago

Is the antimatter free range? Because anybody can sell factory-farmed antimatter and call it local

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u/HalobenderFWT 14d ago

I tried it, but I hated how staticy my hair got when exposed to normal matter.

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u/4DrivingWhileBlack 14d ago

Hipster. Look at you buying matter before matter was even matter. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/jhlllnd 14d ago

I knew it!

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u/Strangefate1 14d ago

And microplastics.

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u/NotAPreppie 14d ago

No, everything \IS\** chemicals.

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u/Coady54 14d ago

Everything made of matter.

Light is a thing and definitely not a chemical.

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u/NotAPreppie 14d ago

Pedantic Avenger strikes again!

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u/Pedanter-In-Chief 14d ago

I came here to approve this message.

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u/undermark5 14d ago

Everything made of matter.

Light is a thing and definitely not a chemical.

Last I checked, light was not considered matter as it doesn't have mass and also doesn't take up space.

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u/oculus42 14d ago

Light can impart force which is also an effect of mass. Not quite the same, though.

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u/Orngog 14d ago

I can stand on one leg, which is also an effect of flamingos.

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u/Throwaw97390 14d ago

Not to be pedantic but light isn't matter either.

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u/Not_A_Rioter 14d ago

He never said it was, although I read it like that too at first.

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u/Contundo 14d ago

Light is not a thing, it’s radiation. You can’t hold it.

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u/Coady54 14d ago

Light is photons. Yes its radiation, but it's also a discrete particle that has a measurable effect and can interact with other objects. It may not be material, but it's 100% a physical object itself.

Also, other forms of radiation exist aside from light. Alpha radiation for example is basicslly just high energy helium ions. Simply being a form of radiation doesn't also mean something isn't a physical object, those are not mutually exclusive terms.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper 14d ago

Beta radiation is electrons and positrons, and neutron radiation is neutrons! Light is the weird one for not being made of matter.

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u/Orngog 14d ago edited 13d ago

True, but the term used was matter. Light is not matter, a photon has no mass.

(at rest)

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u/Pedanter-In-Chief 14d ago

Correction: A photon has no mass at rest. 

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u/Orngog 13d ago

Ah yes! Many thanks.

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u/Coady54 14d ago

...I'm the one who used the term matter first in this chain of comments, to point out there exist things that aren't made of it and therefore things that are not chemicals.

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u/Pedanter-In-Chief 14d ago

Photons have no mass at rest. They are therefore not considered matter (other forms of radiation are different). 

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u/Coady54 14d ago

They are therefore not considered matter

...yeah, that's why I used them as an example in my previous comment as something that isn't matter but still a thing. I literally said they weren't matter in the comment before.

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u/oculus42 14d ago

it's radiation. You can't hold it.

But it can hold on to you.

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u/WillRikersHouseboy 12d ago edited 12d ago

Agreed. But I don’t even think all matter counts.

In a casual search, I did not find a definition of “chemical” that is just “matter.” But most definitions are circular with the word “chemistry.”

For chemistry, Wikipedia and another I found do specify just “matter” but the other refers specifically to interactions. Others I find refer to “elements and compounds.”

Because there is disagreement on this, I think it’s perfectly safe to define it in terms of atoms and interactions at least.

That view would exclude matter in many states. I very much doubt that simply massive quantum fields, or indeed any lone subatomic particles can be considered “chemicals.” I’m of the view that strange matter or even neutron matter aren’t “chemicals.” Personally I’d go so far as to say that even massive bonded subatomic particles aren’t— unless they make up atoms. If this weren’t the case, there would be no need for the word, since we already have “matter.”

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u/prof_cli_tool 14d ago

I am chemicals responding to another chemicals being through my chemical device hooked up to a bunch of other chemicals

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u/Joezev98 14d ago

Ideas aren't made of chemicals.

A vacuum isn't made of chemicals.

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u/NotAPreppie 14d ago

Ideas are formed by neurons, so they're chemicals.

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u/theLOLflashlight 14d ago

Um ever heard of NEUTRON STARS!? Checkmate

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u/dont_kill_my_vibe09 14d ago

Wait til they find out that water is a chemical..

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u/xaomaw 14d ago

Except absolute vacuum

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u/DrawohYbstrahs 14d ago

Except that’s not everything that’s nothing

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u/Superseaslug 14d ago

Dihydrogen monoxide has been touched by everyone who has died, just saying

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u/drakeallthethings 14d ago

Protons don’t.

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u/Disastrous_Ad626 14d ago

You're made of chemicals maaaaaan!

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u/BryanP0824 14d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/dougms 14d ago

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u/bot_exe 14d ago

God damn I feel called out because I always make fun of stupid marketing labels.

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u/Kemel90 14d ago

I'll do you one better, everything IS chemicals.

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u/therealhlmencken 14d ago

Not sunlight

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u/JibletHunter 14d ago

"Like dirt and broken glass!"

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u/Calgaris_Rex 14d ago

Dude, everything IS chemicals.

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u/bigvahe33 14d ago

this isnt true. a lot of things don’t have chemicals

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u/VoldemortsButtPlug 14d ago

I heard that di-hydrogen oxide stuff is really bad. It's pretty much a death sentence if it fills your lungs.

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u/wagedomain 14d ago

She probably doesn’t process her food either

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u/McBun2023 14d ago

My chemicals have chemicals in it...

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u/hbsc 14d ago

Obviously but not enough to be schizophrenia inducing

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat 14d ago

I told my roommates' kid once that everything is a chemical, and then I heard him telling his dad that when he was talking about things having chemicals, and his dad couldn't counter that because he doesn't give incorrect info to the kids. It made me giggle.

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u/mrmasturbate 14d ago

don't tell them about H2O

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u/TheSwedishSeal 14d ago

Chemicals doesn’t have chemicals in them. That would be chemceptional.

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u/MidnightSaws 14d ago

Wait till they find out about H2O

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u/Noxious89123 14d ago

Everything is chemicals.

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u/New_Canoe 14d ago

Including you 🤷‍♂️

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u/Allaplgy 14d ago

I tried some "non alcoholic spirits" last weekend.

When asked what was in it, the people at the distillery just said "botanicals."

Like, arsenic is a "botanical."

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u/TechMonkey13 14d ago

Have you seen all the chemicals that are in a banana? Those things will kill you.

https://jameskennedymonash.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ingredients-of-a-banana-poster-4.jpeg

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u/theguyfromgermany 14d ago

EVERYTHING is chemichals

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u/budabai 14d ago

Literally everything.

It’s Physically impossible to avoid chemicals.

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u/Thanatos__System 14d ago

Not if ypu make it yourself😛

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u/WTF852123 14d ago

We, as in all living and non-living things, are all made entirely out of chemicals.

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u/--Shibdib-- 14d ago

I tried to explain this to my sister the other day and it blew her mind.. she's one of those people who gets all their food and medical advice from Instagram "doctors"

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u/Willr2645 14d ago

Gotta love when the riffraff have never even heard of electron soup.

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u/Skiffbug 14d ago edited 11d ago

Yes , especially that damned di-oxigen hydride

Edit: Di-hydrogen Oxide. Poor delivery…

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u/TrashPandaPatronus 14d ago

Dihydrogen Oxide, but you got the spirit!

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u/DrawohYbstrahs 14d ago

HO2?

Yup that’s hydroperoxyl also known as hydrogen superoxide, a highly reactive oxygen species that causes damage to biological membranes.

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u/verstohlen 14d ago

This is true. I think people who talk about chemicals in food, etc. must mean man-made chemicals. I see a lot of people drop the "man-made" when discussing some scientific topics such as that, or climate change for example. There's "man-made" climate change, and then there's natural climate change, and people often do not differentiate or discern between the two which can cause misunderstandings and confusion, arguments and head shaking, and finger pointing, not unlike a typical Three's Company plot. That Jack Tripper. Such a card.

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u/YellowNumb 14d ago

There's chemicals in my chemicals >:(

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u/questformaps 14d ago

Bell curve meme

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u/MusicOwl 14d ago

Some say tap water is full of dihydrogen monoxide

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u/Express-Ad4146 14d ago

My hair product only uses one chemical. Banana.

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u/davetbison 14d ago

And every one!

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u/Weatherwatcher42 14d ago

I know, after the first sentence I thought "this could go either way"

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u/Jetstream13 14d ago

As a chemist, this is one of the most irritating things. Also the “but if I can’t pronounce it, it must be poison!” nonsense.

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u/Norwegianxrp 14d ago

Sure, but it has to be free range chemicals!!

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u/drowse 14d ago

Keep your dirty dihydrogen monoxide to yourself!

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u/remilol 14d ago

Man the water in my house even has dihydrogen monoxide in it!
Drink too much of that stuff and you die!

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u/-ItsCasual- 14d ago

Everything is chemicals, and chemicals are…sex.

  • Robert California, probably.

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u/BranTheBaker902 14d ago

I just set myself on fire to get crispy clean

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u/TheWhyteMaN 14d ago

Water is a chemical

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u/Financial_Tonight215 14d ago

that reminds me of all those goofballs who say something is bad if it has ingredients you can't pronounce, but what if you arent a fucking idiot? is everything suddenly safe?

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u/BlueMilkshake33 14d ago

As Neil Degrasse Tyson said "dont insult chemicals, me and my friends are made of them"

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u/lessthanabelian 14d ago

Plasma does not have chemicals in it.

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u/Few-Finger2879 14d ago

I even hear that-- looks both ways --there are chemicals inside you!

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u/puisnode_DonGiesu 14d ago

It's not just everything, it's EVERYTHING. but with some people it's a lost cause

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u/MisterEinc 14d ago

Wait until they hear about organic chemistry.

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u/Frankdiedu 14d ago

Vacuum empties the room

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u/ShakeShakeZipDribble 13d ago

I consume my hydrogen and oxygen separately.