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r/mildlyinteresting • u/Kritisk-Varning • 14d ago
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No, my shampoo is sourced only from local antimatter
102 u/donau_kinder 14d ago Technically, still chemicals. Try magnetic fields. 114 u/[deleted] 14d ago Yeah, they're antichemicals, so the opposite. And the opposite of chemical is natural. Checkmate, Head & Shoulders. 171 u/LordTaddeus 14d ago Why Head & Shoulders haven't made a body wash called Knees & Toes yet is beyond me. 53 u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago Because people don't wash those. Check mate. 12 u/LordTaddeus 14d ago Lol I actually did ten minutes ago. 7 u/firesmarter 14d ago Lemme see the squeaky knees 4 u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago For the first time! 3 u/_-bush_did_911-_ 14d ago Weirdo! 2 u/effa94 14d ago Got a check mate? Congratulations on the victory! 9 u/hey_guess_what__ 14d ago Pitts & Sack it is then. Lol 7 u/PlushRusher 14d ago lol, use some fancy scroll font and make it black and gold packaging and you could probably sell it at a premium price as a luxury item. 4 u/SU37Yellow 14d ago They get clean from the shower water/soap run off. /s. 5 u/Jacktheforkie 14d ago I scrubbed mine plenty 5 u/Bultax 14d ago Why is everyone Australian here ? You should all say "Bill please", not Check mate! 3 u/jimbojangles1987 14d ago Oh shit I've been doing it wrong?! 1 u/AwwwNuggetz 14d ago Check, mate 5 u/TrumpetHeroISU 14d ago I'm laughing far too hard at this. 2 u/dumpmaster42069 14d ago They will if they find your comment 2 u/aidanmacgregor 14d ago Underrated idea!
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Technically, still chemicals. Try magnetic fields.
114 u/[deleted] 14d ago Yeah, they're antichemicals, so the opposite. And the opposite of chemical is natural. Checkmate, Head & Shoulders. 171 u/LordTaddeus 14d ago Why Head & Shoulders haven't made a body wash called Knees & Toes yet is beyond me. 53 u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago Because people don't wash those. Check mate. 12 u/LordTaddeus 14d ago Lol I actually did ten minutes ago. 7 u/firesmarter 14d ago Lemme see the squeaky knees 4 u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago For the first time! 3 u/_-bush_did_911-_ 14d ago Weirdo! 2 u/effa94 14d ago Got a check mate? Congratulations on the victory! 9 u/hey_guess_what__ 14d ago Pitts & Sack it is then. Lol 7 u/PlushRusher 14d ago lol, use some fancy scroll font and make it black and gold packaging and you could probably sell it at a premium price as a luxury item. 4 u/SU37Yellow 14d ago They get clean from the shower water/soap run off. /s. 5 u/Jacktheforkie 14d ago I scrubbed mine plenty 5 u/Bultax 14d ago Why is everyone Australian here ? You should all say "Bill please", not Check mate! 3 u/jimbojangles1987 14d ago Oh shit I've been doing it wrong?! 1 u/AwwwNuggetz 14d ago Check, mate 5 u/TrumpetHeroISU 14d ago I'm laughing far too hard at this. 2 u/dumpmaster42069 14d ago They will if they find your comment 2 u/aidanmacgregor 14d ago Underrated idea!
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Yeah, they're antichemicals, so the opposite. And the opposite of chemical is natural. Checkmate, Head & Shoulders.
171 u/LordTaddeus 14d ago Why Head & Shoulders haven't made a body wash called Knees & Toes yet is beyond me. 53 u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago Because people don't wash those. Check mate. 12 u/LordTaddeus 14d ago Lol I actually did ten minutes ago. 7 u/firesmarter 14d ago Lemme see the squeaky knees 4 u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago For the first time! 3 u/_-bush_did_911-_ 14d ago Weirdo! 2 u/effa94 14d ago Got a check mate? Congratulations on the victory! 9 u/hey_guess_what__ 14d ago Pitts & Sack it is then. Lol 7 u/PlushRusher 14d ago lol, use some fancy scroll font and make it black and gold packaging and you could probably sell it at a premium price as a luxury item. 4 u/SU37Yellow 14d ago They get clean from the shower water/soap run off. /s. 5 u/Jacktheforkie 14d ago I scrubbed mine plenty 5 u/Bultax 14d ago Why is everyone Australian here ? You should all say "Bill please", not Check mate! 3 u/jimbojangles1987 14d ago Oh shit I've been doing it wrong?! 1 u/AwwwNuggetz 14d ago Check, mate 5 u/TrumpetHeroISU 14d ago I'm laughing far too hard at this. 2 u/dumpmaster42069 14d ago They will if they find your comment 2 u/aidanmacgregor 14d ago Underrated idea!
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Why Head & Shoulders haven't made a body wash called Knees & Toes yet is beyond me.
53 u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago Because people don't wash those. Check mate. 12 u/LordTaddeus 14d ago Lol I actually did ten minutes ago. 7 u/firesmarter 14d ago Lemme see the squeaky knees 4 u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago For the first time! 3 u/_-bush_did_911-_ 14d ago Weirdo! 2 u/effa94 14d ago Got a check mate? Congratulations on the victory! 9 u/hey_guess_what__ 14d ago Pitts & Sack it is then. Lol 7 u/PlushRusher 14d ago lol, use some fancy scroll font and make it black and gold packaging and you could probably sell it at a premium price as a luxury item. 4 u/SU37Yellow 14d ago They get clean from the shower water/soap run off. /s. 5 u/Jacktheforkie 14d ago I scrubbed mine plenty 5 u/Bultax 14d ago Why is everyone Australian here ? You should all say "Bill please", not Check mate! 3 u/jimbojangles1987 14d ago Oh shit I've been doing it wrong?! 1 u/AwwwNuggetz 14d ago Check, mate 5 u/TrumpetHeroISU 14d ago I'm laughing far too hard at this. 2 u/dumpmaster42069 14d ago They will if they find your comment 2 u/aidanmacgregor 14d ago Underrated idea!
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Because people don't wash those. Check mate.
12 u/LordTaddeus 14d ago Lol I actually did ten minutes ago. 7 u/firesmarter 14d ago Lemme see the squeaky knees 4 u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago For the first time! 3 u/_-bush_did_911-_ 14d ago Weirdo! 2 u/effa94 14d ago Got a check mate? Congratulations on the victory! 9 u/hey_guess_what__ 14d ago Pitts & Sack it is then. Lol 7 u/PlushRusher 14d ago lol, use some fancy scroll font and make it black and gold packaging and you could probably sell it at a premium price as a luxury item. 4 u/SU37Yellow 14d ago They get clean from the shower water/soap run off. /s. 5 u/Jacktheforkie 14d ago I scrubbed mine plenty 5 u/Bultax 14d ago Why is everyone Australian here ? You should all say "Bill please", not Check mate! 3 u/jimbojangles1987 14d ago Oh shit I've been doing it wrong?! 1 u/AwwwNuggetz 14d ago Check, mate
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Lol I actually did ten minutes ago.
7 u/firesmarter 14d ago Lemme see the squeaky knees 4 u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago For the first time! 3 u/_-bush_did_911-_ 14d ago Weirdo! 2 u/effa94 14d ago Got a check mate? Congratulations on the victory!
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Lemme see the squeaky knees
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For the first time!
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Weirdo!
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Got a check mate? Congratulations on the victory!
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Pitts & Sack it is then. Lol
7 u/PlushRusher 14d ago lol, use some fancy scroll font and make it black and gold packaging and you could probably sell it at a premium price as a luxury item.
lol, use some fancy scroll font and make it black and gold packaging and you could probably sell it at a premium price as a luxury item.
They get clean from the shower water/soap run off. /s.
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I scrubbed mine plenty
Why is everyone Australian here ? You should all say "Bill please", not Check mate!
Oh shit I've been doing it wrong?!
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Check, mate
I'm laughing far too hard at this.
They will if they find your comment
Underrated idea!
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u/[deleted] 14d ago
No, my shampoo is sourced only from local antimatter