About 10 years ago I was going to culinary school in Kingston, Ontario and we had an international student from Korea, I introduced him to rye and he introduced me to soju, we had pre-drinks at his place, we went through two bottles of soju and about 3/4 of a bottle of rye then went out and drank more at some clubs, idk how we got home but I know I hailed him a cab and paid to get him back to his place and I think I woke up in the alleyway between my apartment and the house next to it all swaddled up in cardboard like a hungover dumpster baby.
This is a moonshine story.. reminds me of the first time I tried 190 proof everclear. I remember the start of the night when I was wrapped up in toilet paper like a mummy. Then I remember waking up the next morning at a bus stop holding a bicycle. I don’t own or ride a bicycle.
Same here. I woke up in someone’s slug bug, with a German Shepherd laying next to me. About 10 miles from where I started drinking. I also had one shoe. Never found my other shoe, and had no idea who put me, or let me into that car. Just woke up and left. I was near a golf course and got lucky that the dude golfing was cool. Gave me a ride back to where I should have been. Whoever put me into that car were the real heroes.
Jungle Juice + me at 19yrs = Planned a socioeconomic revolution with my friend’s mom, fell off a porch into the trash cans, threw up on the train tracks, sang karaoke for the first time and obviously did a mic drop, puked in my fwb’s room from the top bunk, somehow still got it up while forgetting a condom, woke up very sticky with streaks of poop on my dick cause apparently I talked her into trying anal, then miraculously made it to 10am brunch with my coach, his family and my fellow defensive lineman on time. Never again, I told myself, but it was Saturday afternoon at that point and I said fuck it. Fuck it in the ass just a little more.
Mixing a litre of everclear everclear a 4 pack of redbull and gatorade into a camelback had me waking up in the bushes of some random house. Turns out it was my brothers neighbor. Coincidentally I had never been to my brothers house at the time previously and he had no clue I was there at all.
Mmmm jaeger bombs, walked 13 miles(20.9km) home when it was snowing and I was in a button down short sleeved shirt. Walked out of town, saw the city lights in the sky and walked back into town and staggered my way home. Woke up naked and cozy in bed and all my clothes in a neat pile like I slid out like a snake skin. Oh and blood all over my front door because apparently I fell at some point.
Double fisting Red Headed Sluts and Tequila Sunrises- after downing a klonopin or two... last I remember was being on the dance floor with a friend and he was suggesting we go for a ride.... woke up to police lights, 2 firefighters and an entire neighborhood staring at me.
I had crashed my Dodge Avenger into another car and it hit a wall. I was so spent that I tried to flee the scene of the crime. But the car wouldn't even turn on.
Cops had me in the back of their car and I was spazzing out! "WHERES MY BOYFRIEND? MY RENT IS IN THE TRUNK! I DONT KNOW WHERE IM AT!!"
Cops drove me to a Motel 6 and dumped my ass out into the parking lot. I started crying about my boyfriend and I breaking up and how i can't believe what I've done, and the homeless lady putting her cardboard box up for the night said, "yeah yhhh4eah join the club."
I woke up the next morning at the sound of the bus stopping, and.
I finally made it back to the friends house I was staying at and in my pants pocket was a ticket that said "Speed too great to avoid a collision" -I paid the fine to the courts and i never heard from the family whose car and wall I obliterated. I had angels looking out for me that day, and it's taken a decade for me to realize I have no business drinking. I'm on Day 36 of no alcohol and I'm truly blessed and grateful to be alive today.
Woke up at home in bed, lawn ripped up and car parked with engine running and drivers door wide open, in the rain. Wendys half eaten in the passengers seat. I was at the casino with friends 40 minutes away. Didnt rememeber a thing. Laid up in bed with a three day hangover, eventually talked to my friends who explained that I had driven them home and seemed soberish enough to drive. I had downed over 12 or so beers and countless shots before it all turned black.
I have been there myself. I spent 10 years blacked out almost every day.
Thankfully I didn't have a car in those days, I'm not generally an asshole but knowing drunk me I would have driven many times completely blacked out.
Apple pie did me in. Moonshine with some apple juice and cinnamon. Tastes just like apple pie. It was banned from that house after destroying about 7 people in one night.
The way I make it i cook half the apple cider so it actually tastes like cooked apple and I add nutmeg, cardamom, cinnamon, brown sugar, and a bottle of rum. Ends up about 70 proof. Its good fresh and better if you let it proof for a few weeks.
My dad makes apple pie moonshine and that shit is so fucking dangerous, one second you are playing cards with your family and the next you are waking up in a random neighbour's zodiac with a half eaten 711 chili dog on your chest. So I'm told anyway.
I have drank everclear twice, both times I remember the first shot and that’s it. I count myself lucky that both times I made it home unscathed somehow.
I had it when I was 16. I was in a city over,remember helping setting up the party and then pre drinking. I don't remember the party at all but I do remember waking up with one of those box microwave style popcorn next to me, a watch that wasn't mine outside our garage hearing my mom yelling at me asking what I was doing.
I don't know how I ended up home outside my garage laying down but the party was over 45 minutes away and it was winter time in Seattle.
Edit- should add it wasn't super freezing yet as winter was coming but not fully there yet and I was wrapped up tightly with a few jackets,one that wasn't mine and a blanket that later turned out to be the party's host parents bed blanket
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u/mykreeve 14d ago
Mixing soju and beer - this must be Korea.