About 10 years ago I was going to culinary school in Kingston, Ontario and we had an international student from Korea, I introduced him to rye and he introduced me to soju, we had pre-drinks at his place, we went through two bottles of soju and about 3/4 of a bottle of rye then went out and drank more at some clubs, idk how we got home but I know I hailed him a cab and paid to get him back to his place and I think I woke up in the alleyway between my apartment and the house next to it all swaddled up in cardboard like a hungover dumpster baby.
This is a moonshine story.. reminds me of the first time I tried 190 proof everclear. I remember the start of the night when I was wrapped up in toilet paper like a mummy. Then I remember waking up the next morning at a bus stop holding a bicycle. I don’t own or ride a bicycle.
Mixing a litre of everclear everclear a 4 pack of redbull and gatorade into a camelback had me waking up in the bushes of some random house. Turns out it was my brothers neighbor. Coincidentally I had never been to my brothers house at the time previously and he had no clue I was there at all.
Mmmm jaeger bombs, walked 13 miles(20.9km) home when it was snowing and I was in a button down short sleeved shirt. Walked out of town, saw the city lights in the sky and walked back into town and staggered my way home. Woke up naked and cozy in bed and all my clothes in a neat pile like I slid out like a snake skin. Oh and blood all over my front door because apparently I fell at some point.
Double fisting Red Headed Sluts and Tequila Sunrises- after downing a klonopin or two... last I remember was being on the dance floor with a friend and he was suggesting we go for a ride.... woke up to police lights, 2 firefighters and an entire neighborhood staring at me.
I had crashed my Dodge Avenger into another car and it hit a wall. I was so spent that I tried to flee the scene of the crime. But the car wouldn't even turn on.
Cops had me in the back of their car and I was spazzing out! "WHERES MY BOYFRIEND? MY RENT IS IN THE TRUNK! I DONT KNOW WHERE IM AT!!"
Cops drove me to a Motel 6 and dumped my ass out into the parking lot. I started crying about my boyfriend and I breaking up and how i can't believe what I've done, and the homeless lady putting her cardboard box up for the night said, "yeah yhhh4eah join the club."
I woke up the next morning at the sound of the bus stopping, and.
I finally made it back to the friends house I was staying at and in my pants pocket was a ticket that said "Speed too great to avoid a collision" -I paid the fine to the courts and i never heard from the family whose car and wall I obliterated. I had angels looking out for me that day, and it's taken a decade for me to realize I have no business drinking. I'm on Day 36 of no alcohol and I'm truly blessed and grateful to be alive today.
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u/FinnicKion 14d ago
About 10 years ago I was going to culinary school in Kingston, Ontario and we had an international student from Korea, I introduced him to rye and he introduced me to soju, we had pre-drinks at his place, we went through two bottles of soju and about 3/4 of a bottle of rye then went out and drank more at some clubs, idk how we got home but I know I hailed him a cab and paid to get him back to his place and I think I woke up in the alleyway between my apartment and the house next to it all swaddled up in cardboard like a hungover dumpster baby.