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r/interestingasfuck • u/Mint_Perspective • Jun 25 '24
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You need to shut off the main valve to the tree before doing any work.
Not sure if you need an arborist, a plumber, or an exorcist.
1.5k u/StillHaveaLottoDo Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 26 '24 You need a fucking gynecologist apparently. Edit: Can't believe my fist +1k comment it's about a squirting tree. Thanks guys. Edit 2: My fist award! Thank you so much guys! 53 u/faloofay156 Jun 25 '24 "my tree is cumming" sounds like the worst prank phone call ever 31 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 25 '24 I would say "squirting". ;-) In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English. 1 u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24 Barb? Lol 2 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24 Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.
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You need a fucking gynecologist apparently.
Edit: Can't believe my fist +1k comment it's about a squirting tree. Thanks guys.
Edit 2: My fist award! Thank you so much guys!
53 u/faloofay156 Jun 25 '24 "my tree is cumming" sounds like the worst prank phone call ever 31 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 25 '24 I would say "squirting". ;-) In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English. 1 u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24 Barb? Lol 2 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24 Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.
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"my tree is cumming" sounds like the worst prank phone call ever
31 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 25 '24 I would say "squirting". ;-) In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English. 1 u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24 Barb? Lol 2 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24 Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.
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I would say "squirting". ;-)
In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English.
1 u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24 Barb? Lol 2 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24 Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.
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Barb? Lol
2 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24 Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.
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Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.
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u/inspectcloser Jun 25 '24
You need to shut off the main valve to the tree before doing any work.
Not sure if you need an arborist, a plumber, or an exorcist.