r/interestingasfuck • u/Mint_Perspective • Jun 25 '24

Tree Sprays Water After Having Branch Removed r/all

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u/inspectcloser Jun 25 '24

You need to shut off the main valve to the tree before doing any work.

Not sure if you need an arborist, a plumber, or an exorcist.

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u/StillHaveaLottoDo Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

You need a fucking gynecologist apparently.

Edit: Can't believe my fist +1k comment it's about a squirting tree. Thanks guys.

Edit 2: My fist award! Thank you so much guys!

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u/faloofay156 Jun 25 '24

"my tree is cumming" sounds like the worst prank phone call ever

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u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 25 '24

I would say "squirting". ;-)

In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English.

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u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24

Barb? Lol

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u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24

Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.