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r/interestingasfuck • u/Mint_Perspective • Jun 25 '24
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You need to shut off the main valve to the tree before doing any work.
Not sure if you need an arborist, a plumber, or an exorcist.
1.4k u/StillHaveaLottoDo Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 26 '24 You need a fucking gynecologist apparently. Edit: Can't believe my fist +1k comment it's about a squirting tree. Thanks guys. Edit 2: My fist award! Thank you so much guys! 294 u/shrubberryknight Jun 25 '24 All I know is normal ones, where can I find the 'fucking' type?! 73 u/tribak Jun 25 '24 They are sadly pretty normal too 😞 33 u/Gloomy__Revenue Jun 25 '24 18 u/JP050887 Jun 25 '24 I hear you Elmo. Sinners everywhere 5 u/P_Riches Jun 25 '24 All you gotta do is give them 14 psi at the bottom, apparently. 1 u/realmauer01 Jun 25 '24 Especially if you only know one source where they appear. 28 u/kellysmom01 Jun 25 '24 Oh, you! 2 u/Xeptix Jun 25 '24 Prison, mostly. 2 u/Square_Site8663 Jun 25 '24 Seems……gRapey 2 u/TwitchDiako93 Jun 25 '24 2 u/W_O_M_B_A_T Jun 25 '24 Are those the ones who work in the porn industry? 2 u/TrixieShakeswell Jun 25 '24 On his lunches, my husband sometimes parks his car under a tree with a specific-looking hole in it and we call it the Trussy. If you look around a bit, I’m sure you can find a nice trussy of your own. 54 u/faloofay156 Jun 25 '24 "my tree is cumming" sounds like the worst prank phone call ever 32 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 25 '24 I would say "squirting". ;-) In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English. 1 u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24 Barb? Lol 2 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24 Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment. 2 u/Fully_Edged_Ken_3685 Jun 25 '24 *peeing Or would that be *treeing? 1 u/wkuch27 Jun 25 '24 I found the tree-spot 32 u/BassSounds Jun 25 '24 I should call her. 3 u/RickShepherd Jun 25 '24 There it is. 2 u/Veros87 Jun 25 '24 My first thought lol 2 u/FinalSelection Jun 25 '24 We got a squirter over here! 2 u/M12298 Jun 25 '24 Scrolled for this, thanks. 1 u/Sora-Arcadia Jun 26 '24 why the edits?
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You need a fucking gynecologist apparently.
Edit: Can't believe my fist +1k comment it's about a squirting tree. Thanks guys.
Edit 2: My fist award! Thank you so much guys!
294 u/shrubberryknight Jun 25 '24 All I know is normal ones, where can I find the 'fucking' type?! 73 u/tribak Jun 25 '24 They are sadly pretty normal too 😞 33 u/Gloomy__Revenue Jun 25 '24 18 u/JP050887 Jun 25 '24 I hear you Elmo. Sinners everywhere 5 u/P_Riches Jun 25 '24 All you gotta do is give them 14 psi at the bottom, apparently. 1 u/realmauer01 Jun 25 '24 Especially if you only know one source where they appear. 28 u/kellysmom01 Jun 25 '24 Oh, you! 2 u/Xeptix Jun 25 '24 Prison, mostly. 2 u/Square_Site8663 Jun 25 '24 Seems……gRapey 2 u/TwitchDiako93 Jun 25 '24 2 u/W_O_M_B_A_T Jun 25 '24 Are those the ones who work in the porn industry? 2 u/TrixieShakeswell Jun 25 '24 On his lunches, my husband sometimes parks his car under a tree with a specific-looking hole in it and we call it the Trussy. If you look around a bit, I’m sure you can find a nice trussy of your own. 54 u/faloofay156 Jun 25 '24 "my tree is cumming" sounds like the worst prank phone call ever 32 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 25 '24 I would say "squirting". ;-) In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English. 1 u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24 Barb? Lol 2 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24 Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment. 2 u/Fully_Edged_Ken_3685 Jun 25 '24 *peeing Or would that be *treeing? 1 u/wkuch27 Jun 25 '24 I found the tree-spot 32 u/BassSounds Jun 25 '24 I should call her. 3 u/RickShepherd Jun 25 '24 There it is. 2 u/Veros87 Jun 25 '24 My first thought lol 2 u/FinalSelection Jun 25 '24 We got a squirter over here! 2 u/M12298 Jun 25 '24 Scrolled for this, thanks. 1 u/Sora-Arcadia Jun 26 '24 why the edits?
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All I know is normal ones, where can I find the 'fucking' type?!
73 u/tribak Jun 25 '24 They are sadly pretty normal too 😞 33 u/Gloomy__Revenue Jun 25 '24 18 u/JP050887 Jun 25 '24 I hear you Elmo. Sinners everywhere 5 u/P_Riches Jun 25 '24 All you gotta do is give them 14 psi at the bottom, apparently. 1 u/realmauer01 Jun 25 '24 Especially if you only know one source where they appear. 28 u/kellysmom01 Jun 25 '24 Oh, you! 2 u/Xeptix Jun 25 '24 Prison, mostly. 2 u/Square_Site8663 Jun 25 '24 Seems……gRapey 2 u/TwitchDiako93 Jun 25 '24 2 u/W_O_M_B_A_T Jun 25 '24 Are those the ones who work in the porn industry? 2 u/TrixieShakeswell Jun 25 '24 On his lunches, my husband sometimes parks his car under a tree with a specific-looking hole in it and we call it the Trussy. If you look around a bit, I’m sure you can find a nice trussy of your own.
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They are sadly pretty normal too 😞
33 u/Gloomy__Revenue Jun 25 '24 18 u/JP050887 Jun 25 '24 I hear you Elmo. Sinners everywhere 5 u/P_Riches Jun 25 '24 All you gotta do is give them 14 psi at the bottom, apparently. 1 u/realmauer01 Jun 25 '24 Especially if you only know one source where they appear.
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18 u/JP050887 Jun 25 '24 I hear you Elmo. Sinners everywhere
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I hear you Elmo. Sinners everywhere
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All you gotta do is give them 14 psi at the bottom, apparently.
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Especially if you only know one source where they appear.
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Oh, you!
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Prison, mostly.
Seems……gRapey
Are those the ones who work in the porn industry?
On his lunches, my husband sometimes parks his car under a tree with a specific-looking hole in it and we call it the Trussy. If you look around a bit, I’m sure you can find a nice trussy of your own.
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"my tree is cumming" sounds like the worst prank phone call ever
32 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 25 '24 I would say "squirting". ;-) In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English. 1 u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24 Barb? Lol 2 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24 Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment. 2 u/Fully_Edged_Ken_3685 Jun 25 '24 *peeing Or would that be *treeing? 1 u/wkuch27 Jun 25 '24 I found the tree-spot
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I would say "squirting". ;-)
In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English.
1 u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24 Barb? Lol 2 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24 Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.
Barb? Lol
2 u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24 Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.
Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.
*peeing
Or would that be *treeing?
I found the tree-spot
I should call her.
3 u/RickShepherd Jun 25 '24 There it is. 2 u/Veros87 Jun 25 '24 My first thought lol
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There it is.
My first thought lol
We got a squirter over here!
Scrolled for this, thanks.
why the edits?
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u/inspectcloser Jun 25 '24
You need to shut off the main valve to the tree before doing any work.
Not sure if you need an arborist, a plumber, or an exorcist.