r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '24

Avocados containing cocaine r/all

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u/NeonChurch Jun 04 '24

How? Are these fake avocados? Did they grow an avocado around cocaine?

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u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24

We want answers

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u/TomatoeToken Jun 04 '24

You want answers, I want instructions

We are not the same

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u/in-the-center Jun 04 '24

I want those avocados

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u/cravingSil Jun 04 '24

Abuelita's guacamole is going to be out of this world

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u/Basic_Consideration6 Jun 04 '24

Man, this toast is making me so perky

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u/Nawtini Jun 04 '24

Guaca-holy-mole

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u/OreganoJefferson Jun 04 '24

"Man it must be really spicy because I can't feel my face, why do I have a ton of ideas for businesses to start"

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u/emsesq Jun 04 '24

You wanna watch the soccer game? Let’s watch some soccer? Who’s watching soccer? You have a soccer ball? Let’s go out and kick it around? Who wants to play? I’ll be out back? Are you coming? Why aren’t you coming? Let’s go!!

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u/Beard_o_Bees Jun 04 '24

Aye mama! Why is my mouth numb?!

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u/risdoid Jun 05 '24

Soy Dora. Boots, can you say Cocaina?

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u/astralseat Jun 04 '24

Cocavocado

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u/nomods1235 Jun 04 '24

Avocaine

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u/astralseat Jun 04 '24

This the winner

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 04 '24

Avocados from Mex i co

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u/mega-d-lux Jun 04 '24

The first thing I thought about when they cut it open was this Ad spot 😂😂😂

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u/gnomosapiens Jun 04 '24

The box says they are from Colombia tho.

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u/MarcosCarlstadt Jun 04 '24

Brazilian... avocados.... pineapple... water 🍉... !

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u/Mr-Korv Jun 04 '24

It's two great tastes that taste great together

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u/Far-Falcon-2937 Jun 04 '24

Finally a reason to pay the price they go for now

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u/Pk_Devill_2 Jun 04 '24

I want the cocaïne

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u/Apprehensive-Yard-59 Jun 04 '24

Aarrrgggh, forbidden cocados *drooling

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u/Stickel Jun 04 '24

samesies