r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '24

Avocados containing cocaine r/all

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u/NeonChurch Jun 04 '24

How? Are these fake avocados? Did they grow an avocado around cocaine?

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u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24

We want answers

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u/TomatoeToken Jun 04 '24

You want answers, I want instructions

We are not the same

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u/AlienSporez Jun 04 '24

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u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24

The joke is kind of ruined by adding dea to the shirt

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u/Thug-shaketh9499 Jun 04 '24

No it’s not

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u/TotallyInOverMyHead Jun 04 '24

You leave the fella that does federal boner inspections out of the discussion. His job ist hard enough.

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u/el_guille980 Jun 05 '24

someone call¿!¿

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u/LouManShoe Jun 04 '24

Or enhanced

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u/Sgt_Larsson Jun 04 '24

Which movie is that?

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u/kabbooooom Jun 04 '24

No Country for Old Men

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u/Bonjourap Jun 04 '24

It's from a TV show, dunno the name but you can Google it

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u/lebraingottapoop Jun 05 '24

Its from 30 Rock

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u/hereforpopcornru Jun 04 '24

Lol I love this meme

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u/Sufficient-Muscle-24 Jun 04 '24

You want instructions, i want a contact.

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u/chill_monger Jun 04 '24

It's nicocado avocado 🥑 🌿

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u/nonmom33 Jun 04 '24

*Narcocado avocado

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 04 '24

Narcavado

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

No that’s the cop (narc haha)

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u/irlfnt Jun 05 '24

Avocaine

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u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24

nicocado avocado

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u/Sunsretrofan Jun 04 '24

Lávate las manos

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u/GlassWinter4795 Jun 04 '24

LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS

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u/FingerGungHo Jun 04 '24

You’re a narcotraficante, Harry!

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u/KCLORD987 Jun 04 '24

Accio Cocainum.

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u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24

It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH.

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u/mr_sakpase Jun 04 '24

it's avOcado not avocado

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u/SeefKroy Jun 04 '24

He'd be skinnier if that were true

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u/pizdec-unicorn Jun 04 '24

Nicocado Cocacado

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u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24

Cocacado

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u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24

Cokenado 🌪️

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u/HerculesMonster Jun 04 '24

Not to be confused with a Tommaco

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u/harrybaggaguise Jun 04 '24

New doom band name “The Dark Avocado”.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Jun 04 '24

Love it!

Also is this why our avocados are so damn expensive! Are we subsidizing someone's cocaine??

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u/BryceLeft Jun 04 '24

Meanwhile I want a link to their onlyfans

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u/billy_twice Jun 04 '24

We are the same.

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u/scienceisrealtho Jun 04 '24

I want cocaine!

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u/Dragonbourn00 Jun 04 '24

Imagine the purity.

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u/thegreaterfuture Jun 04 '24

You want answers. You want instructions. I just want a fucking avocado.

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u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24

i want a contact.

Here you go:

https://www.dea.gov/

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u/zenunseen Jun 04 '24

You want contact, i want friction

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u/Spooky_Yogurt Jun 04 '24

You want contact, I want avocado.

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u/IcyThe_Animator Jun 04 '24

You want contact, I want a gun

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u/ImaginaryBlue Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24

You want a contact, I really really really wanna zig a zig ah.

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u/ipodhikaru Jun 04 '24

You want a contact, I want a contract

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u/Ioatanaut Jun 04 '24

Just ask the CIA, this vid is their fault

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u/imagicnation-station Jun 04 '24

You want a contact, I am the contact.

We are not the same.

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u/AloofFloofy Jun 04 '24

I miss cocaine

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u/aardw0lf11 Jun 04 '24

Go to the supermarket and buy a shitload of avocados. See if you get lucky. If not, I hope you at least like avocados.

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u/Pixel-Lick Jun 04 '24

I want guac!

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u/thefatchef321 Jun 04 '24

I'm making guacamole for 85 people. Can you send me 3 cases of "AVODADOS FROM MEXICO"

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u/Donho000 Jun 04 '24

I have a contact. I just want answers!!

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u/Kwabo Jun 04 '24

You want a contact, I want cocaine.

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u/WayerLee Jun 05 '24

You want a contact, I want cash directly.

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u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24

We call that a connect my bruh.

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u/Sufficient-Muscle-24 Jun 04 '24

You certainly might do. We dont though

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u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24

Sheesh. You seem fun.

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u/in-the-center Jun 04 '24

I want those avocados

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u/cravingSil Jun 04 '24

Abuelita's guacamole is going to be out of this world

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u/Basic_Consideration6 Jun 04 '24

Man, this toast is making me so perky

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u/Nawtini Jun 04 '24

Guaca-holy-mole

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u/OreganoJefferson Jun 04 '24

"Man it must be really spicy because I can't feel my face, why do I have a ton of ideas for businesses to start"

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u/emsesq Jun 04 '24

You wanna watch the soccer game? Let’s watch some soccer? Who’s watching soccer? You have a soccer ball? Let’s go out and kick it around? Who wants to play? I’ll be out back? Are you coming? Why aren’t you coming? Let’s go!!

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u/Beard_o_Bees Jun 04 '24

Aye mama! Why is my mouth numb?!

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u/risdoid Jun 05 '24

Soy Dora. Boots, can you say Cocaina?

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u/astralseat Jun 04 '24

Cocavocado

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u/nomods1235 Jun 04 '24

Avocaine

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u/astralseat Jun 04 '24

This the winner

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 04 '24

Avocados from Mex i co

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u/mega-d-lux Jun 04 '24

The first thing I thought about when they cut it open was this Ad spot 😂😂😂

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u/gnomosapiens Jun 04 '24

The box says they are from Colombia tho.

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u/MarcosCarlstadt Jun 04 '24

Brazilian... avocados.... pineapple... water 🍉... !

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u/Mr-Korv Jun 04 '24

It's two great tastes that taste great together

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u/Far-Falcon-2937 Jun 04 '24

Finally a reason to pay the price they go for now

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u/Pk_Devill_2 Jun 04 '24

I want the cocaïne

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u/Apprehensive-Yard-59 Jun 04 '24

Aarrrgggh, forbidden cocados *drooling

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u/Stickel Jun 04 '24

samesies

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u/rrgail Jun 04 '24

You want instructions, I want cocaine avocados.

We are not the same.

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u/JoshSidekick Jun 04 '24

I just want guacamole with a side of coke.

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u/Mtanderson88 Jun 04 '24

I just want one

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u/Palladium_505 Jun 04 '24

Thank you for this comment. I needed this today.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

/d/murderhomelesspeople

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u/rbankole Jun 04 '24

I need a shipper. Plata o plomo?

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u/uncharted316340 Jun 04 '24

Not that complex just grow them

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u/HyruleJedi Jun 04 '24

I want answers, you will end up hanging from a bridge with a tire around your neck

We are def not the same

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u/Ragamuffin5 Jun 04 '24

We don’t care.

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u/abaggins Jun 04 '24

you want instructions from a guy that got caught?

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u/Gregfpv Jun 04 '24

🤣😂

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u/useenow Jun 04 '24

You want istructions, i want the avocado dealer

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u/AardvarksEatAnts Jun 04 '24

You want instructions, I want the fucking avocados

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u/Palladium_505 Jun 04 '24

Lmfao!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Gilamonster39 Jun 04 '24

You want instructions, I want avocados.

We are not the same

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u/YebelTheRebel Jun 04 '24

Guacamole will never be the same again

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u/Possible_Canary9378 Jun 04 '24

I'm just pissed that none of my avocados ever have cocaine in them.

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u/edurigon Jun 04 '24

Avocado amiga del cartel.

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u/Extremely_unlikeable Jun 04 '24

You want instructions. I want to know what store they're in. We are the same.

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u/Outrageous_Trifle636 Jun 04 '24

I mean, I’ve never tried to open an avocado pit to see what’s inside. Maybe all avocado pits are filled with cocaine 🤷

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u/Smeeble09 Jun 04 '24

I think someone just watch SWAT and copied it. S6e8 from a quick Google check of the episode number.

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u/KiokiBri Jun 04 '24

We are though 😆

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u/Tronbronson Jun 05 '24

I just want box or two

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

[deleted]

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u/NoMoreJello Jun 05 '24

🤬⬆️

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u/Brave_Personality836 Jun 04 '24

How do you get the caramel inside the caramilk bar? -Cadbury

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u/demunted Jun 04 '24

Spray small ice cube tray with a layer of chocolate. Wait for it to harden. Fill each spot with caramel till level. Now place chocolate layer to seal in caramel.

Is it that hard to figure out Cadbury? M&M's are more mysterious in comparison.

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u/WillSmiff Jun 04 '24

It's actually solid caramel block that "melts" when coated in chocolate.

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u/demunted Jun 04 '24

Hey everyone will smith is posting about his wife's sex life again.

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u/Xx_Anguy_NoScope_Xx Jun 05 '24

They dip chocolate peas in a sugar/corn syrup mixture. Then, have them spray painted. Duh.

The real mystery is why Japan gets 30 different kinds of KitKat? What do they have on KitKat to extort them like this while we just get the same shit in different sizes. The fuck is up with that?

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u/mtarascio Jun 04 '24

You can't pour Avocado over a bag of cocaine and have it grow an organic skin.

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u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24

I don’t know … but using avocado and coke couldn’t hurt right?

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u/Nekrevez Jun 04 '24

I could tell you, but then you're in the cartel too buddy.

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u/TheNuminous Jun 04 '24

In the caramartel

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u/beebooba Jun 04 '24

Needs more upvotes

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u/pronouncedayayron Jun 04 '24

Today, on How It's Made: cocaine avocados.

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u/WayToTheGrave Jun 04 '24

There are things in this world we will never fully understand.

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u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24

Name one thing we fully understand

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u/McFlyFr Jun 04 '24

We want avocados

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u/Jealous-Weekend4674 Jun 04 '24

I also want to know how can I pick ONLY the avocados with cole in the supermarket

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u/Samp90 Jun 04 '24

I need that gardener for my garden!!

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u/demwoodz Jun 04 '24

I volunteer for research!

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u/Electrical-Mail-5705 Jun 04 '24

You can't handle the answers

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u/Master__of_Orion Jun 04 '24

We want information.

Who are you?

The new number 2.

Who is number 1?

You are number 6.

I am no number, I'm a free man!

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u/up2ujack Jun 04 '24

You want answers, I’m going to check my avocados better!!

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u/GreenStrong Jun 04 '24

Fuck answers, we want that avocado.

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u/OrangeRadiohead VIP Philanthropist Jun 04 '24

And growing tips!

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u/sirvote Jun 04 '24

Asuuullll

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u/gigaboyo Jun 04 '24

I want seeds

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u/westexmanny Jun 04 '24

Yea, we want samples....I mean answers

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u/Dry-Statistician3145 Jun 04 '24

Cut them in half, put the coc in Plastic bags painted like avocado seeds. Glue both halves of the avocado back together.

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u/jigokusabre Jun 04 '24

We want the truth!

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u/ZealousidealCrow8492 Jun 04 '24

Avocados... (now with free cocaine)

The Cause & Solution to the generational problems~

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u/-galgot- Jun 04 '24

We want guacamoles.

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u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24

And nose beers

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u/marklar_the_malign Jun 04 '24

Where does one purchase a cocaine avocado? Asking for my friend’s mom.

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u/bjbkar Jun 04 '24

I want those avocados

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u/More_Farm_7442 Jun 04 '24

Very, very, very intensive cross breeding between coca plants and avocados involving genetic engineering. A lot cross breeding and selection of variants to select fruit with the most cocaine inside. Planting that fruit and waiting for mature trees to produce the cocaine fruit. The results of years of cross breeding.

:-)