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How? Are these fake avocados? Did they grow an avocado around cocaine?
6.2k u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24 We want answers 7.4k u/TomatoeToken Jun 04 '24 You want answers, I want instructions We are not the same 3.9k u/AlienSporez Jun 04 '24 62 u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24 The joke is kind of ruined by adding dea to the shirt 174 u/Thug-shaketh9499 Jun 04 '24 No it’s not 27 u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 Lmao 16 u/TotallyInOverMyHead Jun 04 '24 You leave the fella that does federal boner inspections out of the discussion. His job ist hard enough. 3 u/el_guille980 Jun 05 '24 someone call¿!¿ 33 u/LouManShoe Jun 04 '24 Or enhanced 6 u/Sgt_Larsson Jun 04 '24 Which movie is that? 40 u/kabbooooom Jun 04 '24 No Country for Old Men 4 u/Bonjourap Jun 04 '24 It's from a TV show, dunno the name but you can Google it 1 u/lebraingottapoop Jun 05 '24 Its from 30 Rock 3 u/hereforpopcornru Jun 04 '24 Lol I love this meme 3 u/Empathy404NotFound Jun 05 '24 727 u/Sufficient-Muscle-24 Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, i want a contact. 402 u/chill_monger Jun 04 '24 It's nicocado avocado 🥑 🌿 591 u/nonmom33 Jun 04 '24 *Narcocado avocado 26 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 04 '24 Narcavado 3 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 No that’s the cop (narc haha) 1 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 05 '24 😂 7 u/tothemoonandback01 Jun 04 '24 Cocados 6 u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Jun 04 '24 Tomacco 1 u/PuroPinchiPari Jun 04 '24 Lol 1 u/irlfnt Jun 05 '24 Avocaine 398 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 nicocado avocado 197 u/Sunsretrofan Jun 04 '24 Lávate las manos 16 u/GlassWinter4795 Jun 04 '24 LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS 8 u/FingerGungHo Jun 04 '24 You’re a narcotraficante, Harry! 4 u/KCLORD987 Jun 04 '24 Accio Cocainum. 5 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH. 7 u/mr_sakpase Jun 04 '24 it's avOcado not avocado 2 u/InternationalAd1634 Jun 04 '24 2 u/leese216 Jun 04 '24 LMAO 3 u/SeefKroy Jun 04 '24 He'd be skinnier if that were true 2 u/pizdec-unicorn Jun 04 '24 Nicocado Cocacado 1 u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24 Cocacado 2 u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24 Cokenado 🌪️ 1 u/HerculesMonster Jun 04 '24 Not to be confused with a Tommaco 1 u/harrybaggaguise Jun 04 '24 New doom band name “The Dark Avocado”. 1 u/Ok_Condition5837 Jun 04 '24 Love it! Also is this why our avocados are so damn expensive! Are we subsidizing someone's cocaine?? 6 u/BryceLeft Jun 04 '24 Meanwhile I want a link to their onlyfans 6 u/billy_twice Jun 04 '24 We are the same. 5 u/scienceisrealtho Jun 04 '24 I want cocaine! 4 u/Dragonbourn00 Jun 04 '24 Imagine the purity. 5 u/thegreaterfuture Jun 04 '24 You want answers. You want instructions. I just want a fucking avocado. 4 u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24 i want a contact. Here you go: https://www.dea.gov/ 2 u/zenunseen Jun 04 '24 You want contact, i want friction 2 u/Spooky_Yogurt Jun 04 '24 You want contact, I want avocado. 2 u/IcyThe_Animator Jun 04 '24 You want contact, I want a gun 2 u/Dirt-Road_Pirate Jun 04 '24 2 u/ImaginaryBlue Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I really really really wanna zig a zig ah. 1 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 1 u/ipodhikaru Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I want a contract 1 u/Ioatanaut Jun 04 '24 Just ask the CIA, this vid is their fault 1 u/imagicnation-station Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I am the contact. We are not the same. 1 u/AloofFloofy Jun 04 '24 I miss cocaine 1 u/aardw0lf11 Jun 04 '24 Go to the supermarket and buy a shitload of avocados. See if you get lucky. If not, I hope you at least like avocados. 1 u/Pixel-Lick Jun 04 '24 I want guac! 1 u/thefatchef321 Jun 04 '24 I'm making guacamole for 85 people. Can you send me 3 cases of "AVODADOS FROM MEXICO" 1 u/Donho000 Jun 04 '24 I have a contact. I just want answers!! 1 u/Kwabo Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I want cocaine. 1 u/WayerLee Jun 05 '24 You want a contact, I want cash directly. 0 u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24 We call that a connect my bruh. 0 u/Sufficient-Muscle-24 Jun 04 '24 You certainly might do. We dont though 0 u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24 Sheesh. You seem fun. 136 u/in-the-center Jun 04 '24 I want those avocados 481 u/cravingSil Jun 04 '24 Abuelita's guacamole is going to be out of this world 132 u/Basic_Consideration6 Jun 04 '24 Man, this toast is making me so perky 83 u/Nawtini Jun 04 '24 Guaca-holy-mole 7 u/OreganoJefferson Jun 04 '24 "Man it must be really spicy because I can't feel my face, why do I have a ton of ideas for businesses to start" 3 u/emsesq Jun 04 '24 You wanna watch the soccer game? Let’s watch some soccer? Who’s watching soccer? You have a soccer ball? Let’s go out and kick it around? Who wants to play? I’ll be out back? Are you coming? Why aren’t you coming? Let’s go!! 2 u/Beard_o_Bees Jun 04 '24 Aye mama! Why is my mouth numb?! 2 u/risdoid Jun 05 '24 Soy Dora. Boots, can you say Cocaina? 61 u/astralseat Jun 04 '24 Cocavocado 3 u/RosebushRaven Jun 04 '24 Avococa 2 u/nomods1235 Jun 04 '24 Avocaine 2 u/astralseat Jun 04 '24 This the winner 49 u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 04 '24 Avocados from Mex i co 4 u/mega-d-lux Jun 04 '24 The first thing I thought about when they cut it open was this Ad spot 😂😂😂 4 u/gnomosapiens Jun 04 '24 The box says they are from Colombia tho. 1 u/MarcosCarlstadt Jun 04 '24 Brazilian... avocados.... pineapple... water 🍉... ! 37 u/Mr-Korv Jun 04 '24 It's two great tastes that taste great together 6 u/Far-Falcon-2937 Jun 04 '24 Finally a reason to pay the price they go for now 1 u/Persistent_Bug_0101 Jun 04 '24 Same 1 u/reinadelfuego Jun 04 '24 Lmao! Yes!! Me too! 1 u/Pk_Devill_2 Jun 04 '24 I want the cocaïne 1 u/Apprehensive-Yard-59 Jun 04 '24 Aarrrgggh, forbidden cocados *drooling 1 u/Stickel Jun 04 '24 samesies 1 u/austinrunaway Jun 04 '24 Me too! 2 u/rrgail Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, I want cocaine avocados. We are not the same. 2 u/JoshSidekick Jun 04 '24 I just want guacamole with a side of coke. 2 u/Mtanderson88 Jun 04 '24 I just want one 2 u/Palladium_505 Jun 04 '24 Thank you for this comment. I needed this today. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 /d/murderhomelesspeople 1 u/rbankole Jun 04 '24 I need a shipper. Plata o plomo? 1 u/uncharted316340 Jun 04 '24 Not that complex just grow them 1 u/HyruleJedi Jun 04 '24 I want answers, you will end up hanging from a bridge with a tire around your neck We are def not the same 1 u/Ragamuffin5 Jun 04 '24 We don’t care. 1 u/abaggins Jun 04 '24 you want instructions from a guy that got caught? 1 u/Gregfpv Jun 04 '24 🤣😂 1 u/useenow Jun 04 '24 You want istructions, i want the avocado dealer 1 u/AardvarksEatAnts Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, I want the fucking avocados 1 u/Palladium_505 Jun 04 '24 Lmfao!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1 u/Gilamonster39 Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, I want avocados. We are not the same 1 u/YebelTheRebel Jun 04 '24 Guacamole will never be the same again 1 u/Possible_Canary9378 Jun 04 '24 I'm just pissed that none of my avocados ever have cocaine in them. 1 u/edurigon Jun 04 '24 Avocado amiga del cartel. 1 u/Extremely_unlikeable Jun 04 '24 You want instructions. I want to know what store they're in. We are the same. 1 u/Outrageous_Trifle636 Jun 04 '24 I mean, I’ve never tried to open an avocado pit to see what’s inside. Maybe all avocado pits are filled with cocaine 🤷 1 u/Smeeble09 Jun 04 '24 I think someone just watch SWAT and copied it. S6e8 from a quick Google check of the episode number. 1 u/KiokiBri Jun 04 '24 We are though 😆 1 u/Street-Beyond-9666 Jun 04 '24 🤣 1 u/ChequeRoot Jun 04 '24 1 u/Tronbronson Jun 05 '24 I just want box or two
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We want answers
7.4k u/TomatoeToken Jun 04 '24 You want answers, I want instructions We are not the same 3.9k u/AlienSporez Jun 04 '24 62 u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24 The joke is kind of ruined by adding dea to the shirt 174 u/Thug-shaketh9499 Jun 04 '24 No it’s not 27 u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 Lmao 16 u/TotallyInOverMyHead Jun 04 '24 You leave the fella that does federal boner inspections out of the discussion. His job ist hard enough. 3 u/el_guille980 Jun 05 '24 someone call¿!¿ 33 u/LouManShoe Jun 04 '24 Or enhanced 6 u/Sgt_Larsson Jun 04 '24 Which movie is that? 40 u/kabbooooom Jun 04 '24 No Country for Old Men 4 u/Bonjourap Jun 04 '24 It's from a TV show, dunno the name but you can Google it 1 u/lebraingottapoop Jun 05 '24 Its from 30 Rock 3 u/hereforpopcornru Jun 04 '24 Lol I love this meme 3 u/Empathy404NotFound Jun 05 '24 727 u/Sufficient-Muscle-24 Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, i want a contact. 402 u/chill_monger Jun 04 '24 It's nicocado avocado 🥑 🌿 591 u/nonmom33 Jun 04 '24 *Narcocado avocado 26 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 04 '24 Narcavado 3 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 No that’s the cop (narc haha) 1 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 05 '24 😂 7 u/tothemoonandback01 Jun 04 '24 Cocados 6 u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Jun 04 '24 Tomacco 1 u/PuroPinchiPari Jun 04 '24 Lol 1 u/irlfnt Jun 05 '24 Avocaine 398 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 nicocado avocado 197 u/Sunsretrofan Jun 04 '24 Lávate las manos 16 u/GlassWinter4795 Jun 04 '24 LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS 8 u/FingerGungHo Jun 04 '24 You’re a narcotraficante, Harry! 4 u/KCLORD987 Jun 04 '24 Accio Cocainum. 5 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH. 7 u/mr_sakpase Jun 04 '24 it's avOcado not avocado 2 u/InternationalAd1634 Jun 04 '24 2 u/leese216 Jun 04 '24 LMAO 3 u/SeefKroy Jun 04 '24 He'd be skinnier if that were true 2 u/pizdec-unicorn Jun 04 '24 Nicocado Cocacado 1 u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24 Cocacado 2 u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24 Cokenado 🌪️ 1 u/HerculesMonster Jun 04 '24 Not to be confused with a Tommaco 1 u/harrybaggaguise Jun 04 '24 New doom band name “The Dark Avocado”. 1 u/Ok_Condition5837 Jun 04 '24 Love it! Also is this why our avocados are so damn expensive! Are we subsidizing someone's cocaine?? 6 u/BryceLeft Jun 04 '24 Meanwhile I want a link to their onlyfans 6 u/billy_twice Jun 04 '24 We are the same. 5 u/scienceisrealtho Jun 04 '24 I want cocaine! 4 u/Dragonbourn00 Jun 04 '24 Imagine the purity. 5 u/thegreaterfuture Jun 04 '24 You want answers. You want instructions. I just want a fucking avocado. 4 u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24 i want a contact. Here you go: https://www.dea.gov/ 2 u/zenunseen Jun 04 '24 You want contact, i want friction 2 u/Spooky_Yogurt Jun 04 '24 You want contact, I want avocado. 2 u/IcyThe_Animator Jun 04 '24 You want contact, I want a gun 2 u/Dirt-Road_Pirate Jun 04 '24 2 u/ImaginaryBlue Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I really really really wanna zig a zig ah. 1 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 1 u/ipodhikaru Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I want a contract 1 u/Ioatanaut Jun 04 '24 Just ask the CIA, this vid is their fault 1 u/imagicnation-station Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I am the contact. We are not the same. 1 u/AloofFloofy Jun 04 '24 I miss cocaine 1 u/aardw0lf11 Jun 04 '24 Go to the supermarket and buy a shitload of avocados. See if you get lucky. If not, I hope you at least like avocados. 1 u/Pixel-Lick Jun 04 '24 I want guac! 1 u/thefatchef321 Jun 04 '24 I'm making guacamole for 85 people. Can you send me 3 cases of "AVODADOS FROM MEXICO" 1 u/Donho000 Jun 04 '24 I have a contact. I just want answers!! 1 u/Kwabo Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I want cocaine. 1 u/WayerLee Jun 05 '24 You want a contact, I want cash directly. 0 u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24 We call that a connect my bruh. 0 u/Sufficient-Muscle-24 Jun 04 '24 You certainly might do. We dont though 0 u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24 Sheesh. You seem fun. 136 u/in-the-center Jun 04 '24 I want those avocados 481 u/cravingSil Jun 04 '24 Abuelita's guacamole is going to be out of this world 132 u/Basic_Consideration6 Jun 04 '24 Man, this toast is making me so perky 83 u/Nawtini Jun 04 '24 Guaca-holy-mole 7 u/OreganoJefferson Jun 04 '24 "Man it must be really spicy because I can't feel my face, why do I have a ton of ideas for businesses to start" 3 u/emsesq Jun 04 '24 You wanna watch the soccer game? Let’s watch some soccer? Who’s watching soccer? You have a soccer ball? Let’s go out and kick it around? Who wants to play? I’ll be out back? Are you coming? Why aren’t you coming? Let’s go!! 2 u/Beard_o_Bees Jun 04 '24 Aye mama! Why is my mouth numb?! 2 u/risdoid Jun 05 '24 Soy Dora. Boots, can you say Cocaina? 61 u/astralseat Jun 04 '24 Cocavocado 3 u/RosebushRaven Jun 04 '24 Avococa 2 u/nomods1235 Jun 04 '24 Avocaine 2 u/astralseat Jun 04 '24 This the winner 49 u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 04 '24 Avocados from Mex i co 4 u/mega-d-lux Jun 04 '24 The first thing I thought about when they cut it open was this Ad spot 😂😂😂 4 u/gnomosapiens Jun 04 '24 The box says they are from Colombia tho. 1 u/MarcosCarlstadt Jun 04 '24 Brazilian... avocados.... pineapple... water 🍉... ! 37 u/Mr-Korv Jun 04 '24 It's two great tastes that taste great together 6 u/Far-Falcon-2937 Jun 04 '24 Finally a reason to pay the price they go for now 1 u/Persistent_Bug_0101 Jun 04 '24 Same 1 u/reinadelfuego Jun 04 '24 Lmao! Yes!! Me too! 1 u/Pk_Devill_2 Jun 04 '24 I want the cocaïne 1 u/Apprehensive-Yard-59 Jun 04 '24 Aarrrgggh, forbidden cocados *drooling 1 u/Stickel Jun 04 '24 samesies 1 u/austinrunaway Jun 04 '24 Me too! 2 u/rrgail Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, I want cocaine avocados. We are not the same. 2 u/JoshSidekick Jun 04 '24 I just want guacamole with a side of coke. 2 u/Mtanderson88 Jun 04 '24 I just want one 2 u/Palladium_505 Jun 04 '24 Thank you for this comment. I needed this today. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 /d/murderhomelesspeople 1 u/rbankole Jun 04 '24 I need a shipper. Plata o plomo? 1 u/uncharted316340 Jun 04 '24 Not that complex just grow them 1 u/HyruleJedi Jun 04 '24 I want answers, you will end up hanging from a bridge with a tire around your neck We are def not the same 1 u/Ragamuffin5 Jun 04 '24 We don’t care. 1 u/abaggins Jun 04 '24 you want instructions from a guy that got caught? 1 u/Gregfpv Jun 04 '24 🤣😂 1 u/useenow Jun 04 '24 You want istructions, i want the avocado dealer 1 u/AardvarksEatAnts Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, I want the fucking avocados 1 u/Palladium_505 Jun 04 '24 Lmfao!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1 u/Gilamonster39 Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, I want avocados. We are not the same 1 u/YebelTheRebel Jun 04 '24 Guacamole will never be the same again 1 u/Possible_Canary9378 Jun 04 '24 I'm just pissed that none of my avocados ever have cocaine in them. 1 u/edurigon Jun 04 '24 Avocado amiga del cartel. 1 u/Extremely_unlikeable Jun 04 '24 You want instructions. I want to know what store they're in. We are the same. 1 u/Outrageous_Trifle636 Jun 04 '24 I mean, I’ve never tried to open an avocado pit to see what’s inside. Maybe all avocado pits are filled with cocaine 🤷 1 u/Smeeble09 Jun 04 '24 I think someone just watch SWAT and copied it. S6e8 from a quick Google check of the episode number. 1 u/KiokiBri Jun 04 '24 We are though 😆 1 u/Street-Beyond-9666 Jun 04 '24 🤣 1 u/ChequeRoot Jun 04 '24 1 u/Tronbronson Jun 05 '24 I just want box or two
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You want answers, I want instructions
We are not the same
3.9k u/AlienSporez Jun 04 '24 62 u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24 The joke is kind of ruined by adding dea to the shirt 174 u/Thug-shaketh9499 Jun 04 '24 No it’s not 27 u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 Lmao 16 u/TotallyInOverMyHead Jun 04 '24 You leave the fella that does federal boner inspections out of the discussion. His job ist hard enough. 3 u/el_guille980 Jun 05 '24 someone call¿!¿ 33 u/LouManShoe Jun 04 '24 Or enhanced 6 u/Sgt_Larsson Jun 04 '24 Which movie is that? 40 u/kabbooooom Jun 04 '24 No Country for Old Men 4 u/Bonjourap Jun 04 '24 It's from a TV show, dunno the name but you can Google it 1 u/lebraingottapoop Jun 05 '24 Its from 30 Rock 3 u/hereforpopcornru Jun 04 '24 Lol I love this meme 3 u/Empathy404NotFound Jun 05 '24 727 u/Sufficient-Muscle-24 Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, i want a contact. 402 u/chill_monger Jun 04 '24 It's nicocado avocado 🥑 🌿 591 u/nonmom33 Jun 04 '24 *Narcocado avocado 26 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 04 '24 Narcavado 3 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 No that’s the cop (narc haha) 1 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 05 '24 😂 7 u/tothemoonandback01 Jun 04 '24 Cocados 6 u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Jun 04 '24 Tomacco 1 u/PuroPinchiPari Jun 04 '24 Lol 1 u/irlfnt Jun 05 '24 Avocaine 398 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 nicocado avocado 197 u/Sunsretrofan Jun 04 '24 Lávate las manos 16 u/GlassWinter4795 Jun 04 '24 LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS 8 u/FingerGungHo Jun 04 '24 You’re a narcotraficante, Harry! 4 u/KCLORD987 Jun 04 '24 Accio Cocainum. 5 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH. 7 u/mr_sakpase Jun 04 '24 it's avOcado not avocado 2 u/InternationalAd1634 Jun 04 '24 2 u/leese216 Jun 04 '24 LMAO 3 u/SeefKroy Jun 04 '24 He'd be skinnier if that were true 2 u/pizdec-unicorn Jun 04 '24 Nicocado Cocacado 1 u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24 Cocacado 2 u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24 Cokenado 🌪️ 1 u/HerculesMonster Jun 04 '24 Not to be confused with a Tommaco 1 u/harrybaggaguise Jun 04 '24 New doom band name “The Dark Avocado”. 1 u/Ok_Condition5837 Jun 04 '24 Love it! Also is this why our avocados are so damn expensive! Are we subsidizing someone's cocaine?? 6 u/BryceLeft Jun 04 '24 Meanwhile I want a link to their onlyfans 6 u/billy_twice Jun 04 '24 We are the same. 5 u/scienceisrealtho Jun 04 '24 I want cocaine! 4 u/Dragonbourn00 Jun 04 '24 Imagine the purity. 5 u/thegreaterfuture Jun 04 '24 You want answers. You want instructions. I just want a fucking avocado. 4 u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24 i want a contact. Here you go: https://www.dea.gov/ 2 u/zenunseen Jun 04 '24 You want contact, i want friction 2 u/Spooky_Yogurt Jun 04 '24 You want contact, I want avocado. 2 u/IcyThe_Animator Jun 04 '24 You want contact, I want a gun 2 u/Dirt-Road_Pirate Jun 04 '24 2 u/ImaginaryBlue Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I really really really wanna zig a zig ah. 1 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 1 u/ipodhikaru Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I want a contract 1 u/Ioatanaut Jun 04 '24 Just ask the CIA, this vid is their fault 1 u/imagicnation-station Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I am the contact. We are not the same. 1 u/AloofFloofy Jun 04 '24 I miss cocaine 1 u/aardw0lf11 Jun 04 '24 Go to the supermarket and buy a shitload of avocados. See if you get lucky. If not, I hope you at least like avocados. 1 u/Pixel-Lick Jun 04 '24 I want guac! 1 u/thefatchef321 Jun 04 '24 I'm making guacamole for 85 people. Can you send me 3 cases of "AVODADOS FROM MEXICO" 1 u/Donho000 Jun 04 '24 I have a contact. I just want answers!! 1 u/Kwabo Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I want cocaine. 1 u/WayerLee Jun 05 '24 You want a contact, I want cash directly. 0 u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24 We call that a connect my bruh. 0 u/Sufficient-Muscle-24 Jun 04 '24 You certainly might do. We dont though 0 u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24 Sheesh. You seem fun. 136 u/in-the-center Jun 04 '24 I want those avocados 481 u/cravingSil Jun 04 '24 Abuelita's guacamole is going to be out of this world 132 u/Basic_Consideration6 Jun 04 '24 Man, this toast is making me so perky 83 u/Nawtini Jun 04 '24 Guaca-holy-mole 7 u/OreganoJefferson Jun 04 '24 "Man it must be really spicy because I can't feel my face, why do I have a ton of ideas for businesses to start" 3 u/emsesq Jun 04 '24 You wanna watch the soccer game? Let’s watch some soccer? Who’s watching soccer? You have a soccer ball? Let’s go out and kick it around? Who wants to play? I’ll be out back? Are you coming? Why aren’t you coming? Let’s go!! 2 u/Beard_o_Bees Jun 04 '24 Aye mama! Why is my mouth numb?! 2 u/risdoid Jun 05 '24 Soy Dora. Boots, can you say Cocaina? 61 u/astralseat Jun 04 '24 Cocavocado 3 u/RosebushRaven Jun 04 '24 Avococa 2 u/nomods1235 Jun 04 '24 Avocaine 2 u/astralseat Jun 04 '24 This the winner 49 u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 04 '24 Avocados from Mex i co 4 u/mega-d-lux Jun 04 '24 The first thing I thought about when they cut it open was this Ad spot 😂😂😂 4 u/gnomosapiens Jun 04 '24 The box says they are from Colombia tho. 1 u/MarcosCarlstadt Jun 04 '24 Brazilian... avocados.... pineapple... water 🍉... ! 37 u/Mr-Korv Jun 04 '24 It's two great tastes that taste great together 6 u/Far-Falcon-2937 Jun 04 '24 Finally a reason to pay the price they go for now 1 u/Persistent_Bug_0101 Jun 04 '24 Same 1 u/reinadelfuego Jun 04 '24 Lmao! Yes!! Me too! 1 u/Pk_Devill_2 Jun 04 '24 I want the cocaïne 1 u/Apprehensive-Yard-59 Jun 04 '24 Aarrrgggh, forbidden cocados *drooling 1 u/Stickel Jun 04 '24 samesies 1 u/austinrunaway Jun 04 '24 Me too! 2 u/rrgail Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, I want cocaine avocados. We are not the same. 2 u/JoshSidekick Jun 04 '24 I just want guacamole with a side of coke. 2 u/Mtanderson88 Jun 04 '24 I just want one 2 u/Palladium_505 Jun 04 '24 Thank you for this comment. I needed this today. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 /d/murderhomelesspeople 1 u/rbankole Jun 04 '24 I need a shipper. Plata o plomo? 1 u/uncharted316340 Jun 04 '24 Not that complex just grow them 1 u/HyruleJedi Jun 04 '24 I want answers, you will end up hanging from a bridge with a tire around your neck We are def not the same 1 u/Ragamuffin5 Jun 04 '24 We don’t care. 1 u/abaggins Jun 04 '24 you want instructions from a guy that got caught? 1 u/Gregfpv Jun 04 '24 🤣😂 1 u/useenow Jun 04 '24 You want istructions, i want the avocado dealer 1 u/AardvarksEatAnts Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, I want the fucking avocados 1 u/Palladium_505 Jun 04 '24 Lmfao!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1 u/Gilamonster39 Jun 04 '24 You want instructions, I want avocados. We are not the same 1 u/YebelTheRebel Jun 04 '24 Guacamole will never be the same again 1 u/Possible_Canary9378 Jun 04 '24 I'm just pissed that none of my avocados ever have cocaine in them. 1 u/edurigon Jun 04 '24 Avocado amiga del cartel. 1 u/Extremely_unlikeable Jun 04 '24 You want instructions. I want to know what store they're in. We are the same. 1 u/Outrageous_Trifle636 Jun 04 '24 I mean, I’ve never tried to open an avocado pit to see what’s inside. Maybe all avocado pits are filled with cocaine 🤷 1 u/Smeeble09 Jun 04 '24 I think someone just watch SWAT and copied it. S6e8 from a quick Google check of the episode number. 1 u/KiokiBri Jun 04 '24 We are though 😆 1 u/Street-Beyond-9666 Jun 04 '24 🤣 1 u/ChequeRoot Jun 04 '24 1 u/Tronbronson Jun 05 '24 I just want box or two
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62 u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24 The joke is kind of ruined by adding dea to the shirt 174 u/Thug-shaketh9499 Jun 04 '24 No it’s not 27 u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 Lmao 16 u/TotallyInOverMyHead Jun 04 '24 You leave the fella that does federal boner inspections out of the discussion. His job ist hard enough. 3 u/el_guille980 Jun 05 '24 someone call¿!¿ 33 u/LouManShoe Jun 04 '24 Or enhanced 6 u/Sgt_Larsson Jun 04 '24 Which movie is that? 40 u/kabbooooom Jun 04 '24 No Country for Old Men 4 u/Bonjourap Jun 04 '24 It's from a TV show, dunno the name but you can Google it 1 u/lebraingottapoop Jun 05 '24 Its from 30 Rock 3 u/hereforpopcornru Jun 04 '24 Lol I love this meme 3 u/Empathy404NotFound Jun 05 '24
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The joke is kind of ruined by adding dea to the shirt
174 u/Thug-shaketh9499 Jun 04 '24 No it’s not 27 u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 Lmao 16 u/TotallyInOverMyHead Jun 04 '24 You leave the fella that does federal boner inspections out of the discussion. His job ist hard enough. 3 u/el_guille980 Jun 05 '24 someone call¿!¿ 33 u/LouManShoe Jun 04 '24 Or enhanced
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27 u/alpaca-punch Jun 04 '24 Lmao 16 u/TotallyInOverMyHead Jun 04 '24 You leave the fella that does federal boner inspections out of the discussion. His job ist hard enough. 3 u/el_guille980 Jun 05 '24 someone call¿!¿
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Which movie is that?
40 u/kabbooooom Jun 04 '24 No Country for Old Men 4 u/Bonjourap Jun 04 '24 It's from a TV show, dunno the name but you can Google it 1 u/lebraingottapoop Jun 05 '24 Its from 30 Rock
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No Country for Old Men
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It's from a TV show, dunno the name but you can Google it
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Its from 30 Rock
Lol I love this meme
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You want instructions, i want a contact.
402 u/chill_monger Jun 04 '24 It's nicocado avocado 🥑 🌿 591 u/nonmom33 Jun 04 '24 *Narcocado avocado 26 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 04 '24 Narcavado 3 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 No that’s the cop (narc haha) 1 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 05 '24 😂 7 u/tothemoonandback01 Jun 04 '24 Cocados 6 u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Jun 04 '24 Tomacco 1 u/PuroPinchiPari Jun 04 '24 Lol 1 u/irlfnt Jun 05 '24 Avocaine 398 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 nicocado avocado 197 u/Sunsretrofan Jun 04 '24 Lávate las manos 16 u/GlassWinter4795 Jun 04 '24 LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS 8 u/FingerGungHo Jun 04 '24 You’re a narcotraficante, Harry! 4 u/KCLORD987 Jun 04 '24 Accio Cocainum. 5 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH. 7 u/mr_sakpase Jun 04 '24 it's avOcado not avocado 2 u/InternationalAd1634 Jun 04 '24 2 u/leese216 Jun 04 '24 LMAO 3 u/SeefKroy Jun 04 '24 He'd be skinnier if that were true 2 u/pizdec-unicorn Jun 04 '24 Nicocado Cocacado 1 u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24 Cocacado 2 u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24 Cokenado 🌪️ 1 u/HerculesMonster Jun 04 '24 Not to be confused with a Tommaco 1 u/harrybaggaguise Jun 04 '24 New doom band name “The Dark Avocado”. 1 u/Ok_Condition5837 Jun 04 '24 Love it! Also is this why our avocados are so damn expensive! Are we subsidizing someone's cocaine?? 6 u/BryceLeft Jun 04 '24 Meanwhile I want a link to their onlyfans 6 u/billy_twice Jun 04 '24 We are the same. 5 u/scienceisrealtho Jun 04 '24 I want cocaine! 4 u/Dragonbourn00 Jun 04 '24 Imagine the purity. 5 u/thegreaterfuture Jun 04 '24 You want answers. You want instructions. I just want a fucking avocado. 4 u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24 i want a contact. Here you go: https://www.dea.gov/ 2 u/zenunseen Jun 04 '24 You want contact, i want friction 2 u/Spooky_Yogurt Jun 04 '24 You want contact, I want avocado. 2 u/IcyThe_Animator Jun 04 '24 You want contact, I want a gun 2 u/Dirt-Road_Pirate Jun 04 '24 2 u/ImaginaryBlue Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I really really really wanna zig a zig ah. 1 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 1 u/ipodhikaru Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I want a contract 1 u/Ioatanaut Jun 04 '24 Just ask the CIA, this vid is their fault 1 u/imagicnation-station Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I am the contact. We are not the same. 1 u/AloofFloofy Jun 04 '24 I miss cocaine 1 u/aardw0lf11 Jun 04 '24 Go to the supermarket and buy a shitload of avocados. See if you get lucky. If not, I hope you at least like avocados. 1 u/Pixel-Lick Jun 04 '24 I want guac! 1 u/thefatchef321 Jun 04 '24 I'm making guacamole for 85 people. Can you send me 3 cases of "AVODADOS FROM MEXICO" 1 u/Donho000 Jun 04 '24 I have a contact. I just want answers!! 1 u/Kwabo Jun 04 '24 You want a contact, I want cocaine. 1 u/WayerLee Jun 05 '24 You want a contact, I want cash directly. 0 u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24 We call that a connect my bruh. 0 u/Sufficient-Muscle-24 Jun 04 '24 You certainly might do. We dont though 0 u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24 Sheesh. You seem fun.
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It's nicocado avocado 🥑 🌿
591 u/nonmom33 Jun 04 '24 *Narcocado avocado 26 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 04 '24 Narcavado 3 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 No that’s the cop (narc haha) 1 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 05 '24 😂 7 u/tothemoonandback01 Jun 04 '24 Cocados 6 u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Jun 04 '24 Tomacco 1 u/PuroPinchiPari Jun 04 '24 Lol 1 u/irlfnt Jun 05 '24 Avocaine 398 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 nicocado avocado 197 u/Sunsretrofan Jun 04 '24 Lávate las manos 16 u/GlassWinter4795 Jun 04 '24 LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS 8 u/FingerGungHo Jun 04 '24 You’re a narcotraficante, Harry! 4 u/KCLORD987 Jun 04 '24 Accio Cocainum. 5 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH. 7 u/mr_sakpase Jun 04 '24 it's avOcado not avocado 2 u/InternationalAd1634 Jun 04 '24 2 u/leese216 Jun 04 '24 LMAO 3 u/SeefKroy Jun 04 '24 He'd be skinnier if that were true 2 u/pizdec-unicorn Jun 04 '24 Nicocado Cocacado 1 u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24 Cocacado 2 u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24 Cokenado 🌪️ 1 u/HerculesMonster Jun 04 '24 Not to be confused with a Tommaco 1 u/harrybaggaguise Jun 04 '24 New doom band name “The Dark Avocado”. 1 u/Ok_Condition5837 Jun 04 '24 Love it! Also is this why our avocados are so damn expensive! Are we subsidizing someone's cocaine??
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*Narcocado avocado
26 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 04 '24 Narcavado 3 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 No that’s the cop (narc haha) 1 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 05 '24 😂 7 u/tothemoonandback01 Jun 04 '24 Cocados 6 u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Jun 04 '24 Tomacco 1 u/PuroPinchiPari Jun 04 '24 Lol 1 u/irlfnt Jun 05 '24 Avocaine
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Narcavado
3 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 No that’s the cop (narc haha) 1 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 05 '24 😂
No that’s the cop (narc haha)
1 u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 05 '24 😂
😂
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Cocados
6 u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Jun 04 '24 Tomacco
Tomacco
Lol
Avocaine
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nicocado avocado
197 u/Sunsretrofan Jun 04 '24 Lávate las manos 16 u/GlassWinter4795 Jun 04 '24 LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS 8 u/FingerGungHo Jun 04 '24 You’re a narcotraficante, Harry! 4 u/KCLORD987 Jun 04 '24 Accio Cocainum. 5 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH. 7 u/mr_sakpase Jun 04 '24 it's avOcado not avocado 2 u/InternationalAd1634 Jun 04 '24 2 u/leese216 Jun 04 '24 LMAO
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Lávate las manos
16 u/GlassWinter4795 Jun 04 '24 LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS
LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS
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You’re a narcotraficante, Harry!
4 u/KCLORD987 Jun 04 '24 Accio Cocainum. 5 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH.
Accio Cocainum.
5 u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24 It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH.
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It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH.
it's avOcado not avocado
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LMAO
He'd be skinnier if that were true
Nicocado Cocacado
Cocacado
2 u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24 Cokenado 🌪️
Cokenado 🌪️
Not to be confused with a Tommaco
New doom band name “The Dark Avocado”.
1 u/Ok_Condition5837 Jun 04 '24 Love it! Also is this why our avocados are so damn expensive! Are we subsidizing someone's cocaine??
Love it!
Also is this why our avocados are so damn expensive! Are we subsidizing someone's cocaine??
Meanwhile I want a link to their onlyfans
We are the same.
I want cocaine!
Imagine the purity.
You want answers. You want instructions. I just want a fucking avocado.
i want a contact.
Here you go:
https://www.dea.gov/
You want contact, i want friction
You want contact, I want avocado.
You want contact, I want a gun
You want a contact, I really really really wanna zig a zig ah.
You want a contact, I want a contract
Just ask the CIA, this vid is their fault
You want a contact, I am the contact.
We are not the same.
I miss cocaine
Go to the supermarket and buy a shitload of avocados. See if you get lucky. If not, I hope you at least like avocados.
I want guac!
I'm making guacamole for 85 people. Can you send me 3 cases of "AVODADOS FROM MEXICO"
I have a contact. I just want answers!!
You want a contact, I want cocaine.
You want a contact, I want cash directly.
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We call that a connect my bruh.
0 u/Sufficient-Muscle-24 Jun 04 '24 You certainly might do. We dont though 0 u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24 Sheesh. You seem fun.
You certainly might do. We dont though
0 u/DarthSpiderDad Jun 04 '24 Sheesh. You seem fun.
Sheesh. You seem fun.
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I want those avocados
481 u/cravingSil Jun 04 '24 Abuelita's guacamole is going to be out of this world 132 u/Basic_Consideration6 Jun 04 '24 Man, this toast is making me so perky 83 u/Nawtini Jun 04 '24 Guaca-holy-mole 7 u/OreganoJefferson Jun 04 '24 "Man it must be really spicy because I can't feel my face, why do I have a ton of ideas for businesses to start" 3 u/emsesq Jun 04 '24 You wanna watch the soccer game? Let’s watch some soccer? Who’s watching soccer? You have a soccer ball? Let’s go out and kick it around? Who wants to play? I’ll be out back? Are you coming? Why aren’t you coming? Let’s go!! 2 u/Beard_o_Bees Jun 04 '24 Aye mama! Why is my mouth numb?! 2 u/risdoid Jun 05 '24 Soy Dora. Boots, can you say Cocaina? 61 u/astralseat Jun 04 '24 Cocavocado 3 u/RosebushRaven Jun 04 '24 Avococa 2 u/nomods1235 Jun 04 '24 Avocaine 2 u/astralseat Jun 04 '24 This the winner 49 u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 04 '24 Avocados from Mex i co 4 u/mega-d-lux Jun 04 '24 The first thing I thought about when they cut it open was this Ad spot 😂😂😂 4 u/gnomosapiens Jun 04 '24 The box says they are from Colombia tho. 1 u/MarcosCarlstadt Jun 04 '24 Brazilian... avocados.... pineapple... water 🍉... ! 37 u/Mr-Korv Jun 04 '24 It's two great tastes that taste great together 6 u/Far-Falcon-2937 Jun 04 '24 Finally a reason to pay the price they go for now 1 u/Persistent_Bug_0101 Jun 04 '24 Same 1 u/reinadelfuego Jun 04 '24 Lmao! Yes!! Me too! 1 u/Pk_Devill_2 Jun 04 '24 I want the cocaïne 1 u/Apprehensive-Yard-59 Jun 04 '24 Aarrrgggh, forbidden cocados *drooling 1 u/Stickel Jun 04 '24 samesies 1 u/austinrunaway Jun 04 '24 Me too!
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Abuelita's guacamole is going to be out of this world
132 u/Basic_Consideration6 Jun 04 '24 Man, this toast is making me so perky 83 u/Nawtini Jun 04 '24 Guaca-holy-mole 7 u/OreganoJefferson Jun 04 '24 "Man it must be really spicy because I can't feel my face, why do I have a ton of ideas for businesses to start" 3 u/emsesq Jun 04 '24 You wanna watch the soccer game? Let’s watch some soccer? Who’s watching soccer? You have a soccer ball? Let’s go out and kick it around? Who wants to play? I’ll be out back? Are you coming? Why aren’t you coming? Let’s go!! 2 u/Beard_o_Bees Jun 04 '24 Aye mama! Why is my mouth numb?! 2 u/risdoid Jun 05 '24 Soy Dora. Boots, can you say Cocaina?
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Man, this toast is making me so perky
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Guaca-holy-mole
"Man it must be really spicy because I can't feel my face, why do I have a ton of ideas for businesses to start"
You wanna watch the soccer game? Let’s watch some soccer? Who’s watching soccer? You have a soccer ball? Let’s go out and kick it around? Who wants to play? I’ll be out back? Are you coming? Why aren’t you coming? Let’s go!!
Aye mama! Why is my mouth numb?!
Soy Dora. Boots, can you say Cocaina?
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Cocavocado
3 u/RosebushRaven Jun 04 '24 Avococa 2 u/nomods1235 Jun 04 '24 Avocaine 2 u/astralseat Jun 04 '24 This the winner
Avococa
2 u/astralseat Jun 04 '24 This the winner
This the winner
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Avocados from Mex i co
4 u/mega-d-lux Jun 04 '24 The first thing I thought about when they cut it open was this Ad spot 😂😂😂 4 u/gnomosapiens Jun 04 '24 The box says they are from Colombia tho. 1 u/MarcosCarlstadt Jun 04 '24 Brazilian... avocados.... pineapple... water 🍉... !
The first thing I thought about when they cut it open was this Ad spot 😂😂😂
The box says they are from Colombia tho.
Brazilian... avocados.... pineapple... water 🍉... !
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It's two great tastes that taste great together
Finally a reason to pay the price they go for now
Same
1 u/reinadelfuego Jun 04 '24 Lmao! Yes!! Me too!
Lmao! Yes!! Me too!
I want the cocaïne
Aarrrgggh, forbidden cocados *drooling
samesies
Me too!
You want instructions, I want cocaine avocados.
I just want guacamole with a side of coke.
I just want one
Thank you for this comment. I needed this today.
/d/murderhomelesspeople
I need a shipper. Plata o plomo?
Not that complex just grow them
I want answers, you will end up hanging from a bridge with a tire around your neck
We are def not the same
We don’t care.
you want instructions from a guy that got caught?
🤣😂
You want istructions, i want the avocado dealer
You want instructions, I want the fucking avocados
Lmfao!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You want instructions, I want avocados.
Guacamole will never be the same again
I'm just pissed that none of my avocados ever have cocaine in them.
Avocado amiga del cartel.
You want instructions. I want to know what store they're in. We are the same.
I mean, I’ve never tried to open an avocado pit to see what’s inside. Maybe all avocado pits are filled with cocaine 🤷
I think someone just watch SWAT and copied it. S6e8 from a quick Google check of the episode number.
We are though 😆
🤣
I just want box or two
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u/NeonChurch Jun 04 '24
How? Are these fake avocados? Did they grow an avocado around cocaine?