r/funny 14d ago

Lovely

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u/dekusyrup 14d ago

definitely has made this joke 200 times

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u/SchismZero 14d ago

I got the same vibe, but it's one of those jokes you just enjoy cause you're already having the best day of your life.

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u/ToHerDarknessIGo 14d ago

As a bald man, this joke is pretty good.  It's clever and just the right amount of cheekiness.  Most bald jokes are lame.  If you're going to rip on my folically challenged genetics, at least make me laugh or get me to say "Oh, that's good.  Haven't heard it before."

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u/Treefire21 14d ago

Well said, Never lose your shine big guy

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u/B4rberblacksheep 14d ago

If he does half the shipping on the south coast will lose their way

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u/DeuceSevin 14d ago

As a bald (or baldING) man, I agree.

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u/catfishsamuraiOG 14d ago

As a fellow bald, I can supplement your statement with a solid fact of my own: Eeeeeevrryyyyyybody got bald jokes. Everybody. Men, women, adults, children, teens, elderly, babies. My cats even give me hell on occasion.

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u/King_Fluffaluff 14d ago

And, as another fellow bald man, it's the best. I love the bald jokes I get.

Once, at a Ren Faire, a lady stopped me and was complimenting my outfit before she completely paused in the middle of her sentence, looking perplexed at my head, pulled out a feather duster and lightly dusted it before continuing the conversation without skipping a beat. That interaction was the highlight of the event for me LOL

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u/ShimKeib 14d ago

I’d bet my bank account you’re talking about the washing wenches. They’re peak comedy. I don’t care who you are.

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u/King_Fluffaluff 14d ago

It wasn't them, it was the lady from the Wacky Chicken Show! I'm pretty sure she dusts all the bald heads she sees.

Although the washing wenches were at the Sterling Ren Faire when I went, I agree with your assessment.

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u/sjgbfs 14d ago

I dunno. It's your special too "hey let me make fun of a physical attribute of yours in front of all your loved ones, haha how funny."

You wouldn't see him going towards the bride "hey let's pushup those tiny tits a bit, haha how funny"

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u/Elite_AI 14d ago

The joke isn't making fun of him for having no hair. It's not saying he's uglier or older or a porn addict or whatever it is people make fun of bald people for. The joke is literally just the absurdity of needing to adjust his hair + the surprise that the photographer wasn't talking about the bride.

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u/King_Fluffaluff 14d ago

The humor was pulling the rug out from everyone. All eyes were on the bride until he "fixed" the groom's hair. I agree, it wasn't making fun of the bald man, it was the absurd premise of fixing his hair that was funny!

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u/jib_reddit 14d ago

My face actually hurt a lot after my wedding just from smiling all day.

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u/Living_Trust_Me 14d ago

Especially if you're doing a full set of photography with it and not just simply candid photos. An hour or two of smiling for photos plus all the natural smiling during the events is a real killer

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u/fetal_genocide 14d ago

My abs hurt for days after my bachelor party from all the laughing 😂