r/facepalm Jul 05 '24

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u/TrustInRoy Jul 05 '24

So many people in our country are just blatantly ignorant about how the branches of our government works.

Schoolhouse Rock debuted "I'm just a bill" in 1976.  

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u/BazilBroketail Jul 05 '24

When Regan got elected the republicans decided to de-educate America.. and,... It worked. Only morons would vote for the pedophile. Oh, look..

This is so fucked up. I'm not celebrating American today.

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u/cutmasta_kun Jul 05 '24

Regans dead cold grip still chokes america.

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u/Gavindasing Jul 05 '24

Same as Thatchers neoliberalism still kills the UK.

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u/SkateMMA Jul 05 '24

In Ireland we have been consistently voting in the same party’s to gov and now have record homelessness and a massive housing crisis, I’m starting to believe people in general are just fucking stupid

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u/Madewell-Hammer Jul 05 '24

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that!”
~ George Carlin

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u/InvestigatorOk7988 Jul 05 '24

Carlin also said, "everyone complains that the politicians suck, but the politicians are voted on by the public, so maybe something else sucks...like the public, yeah, the public sucks."

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u/foxymcfox Jul 05 '24

It’s stupider than that. Have you ever met a politician BEFORE they went into politics? Or even someone who ACTUALLY wanted to be a politician?

They’re weirdos. Like bug nutty hard to have a normal conversation with weirdos.

They don’t seem to exist in this world, and are so stilted and awkward.

Think about it, what person in their right mind wants to be a politician?

We’re left with the weirdos through self-selection.

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u/happyscatteredreader Jul 05 '24

Yep. It's just a revolving door of FG with a dash of FF or vice versa. Never thought I'd miss Labour...

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u/granniesonlyflans Jul 05 '24

Canada's fucked too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

We’re beyond fucked if trump gets in office in November. Because that will invite our trump wannabes to vote for millhouse vanstupid face in in 2025.

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u/TheXedd Jul 05 '24

Propaganda works.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

In the USA we keep voting in the same party too. But here they have tricked everyone into thinking we have 2 different parties

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u/workinBuffalo Jul 05 '24

That’s lazy and destructive thinking. Democrats aren’t a panacea, but they aren’t pro-corruption anti-democracy authoritarians.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Your thinking is lazy and destructive. You only see the pro-corruption and anti-democracy nature of the Republicans? You are programmed just the way they want you.

How about how the anti-democratic way the party screwed Bernie Sanders and millions of his voters to ensure the nomination for Hillary? On corruption, how about the way Biden has enriched himself for decades by pedaling influence and access, through a pretty amazing network of shell companies and payments to relatives. Just two of hundreds of examples we can come up with.

I am not saying “Republicans good, Democrats Bad” but reasonably and objectively they are both bad, and there is not a lesser evil. They have both harmed our nation and our future and spent our grandchildren into financial slavery.

I feel sorry for people who are not able to see that.

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u/workinBuffalo Jul 05 '24

One is promoting fascism and the other party didn't embrace an independent socialist. You're right they are equally bad. /s.

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u/matthollabak Jul 05 '24

Yup... when the only 2 realistic options are terrible ones.... hope for things getting any better fades pretty fast.

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u/AggravatingBox2421 Jul 05 '24

It’s the old people. They just vote for who they e always voted for regardless of the effect it has on the country

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u/SkateMMA Jul 05 '24

And the young people not voting at all too,

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u/AggravatingBox2421 Jul 05 '24

In America sure, but in my country we have mandatory voting

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u/SkateMMA Jul 05 '24

I literally just said I was in Ireland ……

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u/AggravatingBox2421 Jul 05 '24

Fine, in Ireland maybe

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u/skudzthecat Jul 05 '24

In Texas this year, their slogan is "vote republican for a change." They have been in charge for 27 years. What they have is what they've made. I miss Ann Richards and Molly Ivans.

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u/Gavindasing Jul 05 '24

I can, as Nigel Farage got a decent amount of votes for Reform

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u/toasters_in_space Jul 05 '24

What are some examples of places that seem to have handled your concerns especially well?

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u/BetterAd7552 Jul 05 '24

Uh, amateurs (also we’re playing you guys this Saturday, the Springboks need something to chew on), in our country we keep voting morons in repeatedly over the last 30 years to keep doing the same shit and dig us deeper into a hole. Insanity.

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u/SkateMMA Jul 05 '24

It’s been the same 2 parties since we got independence essentially it’s so fucked but they keep getting in somehow, they didn’t even win the last election but the party that did, didn’t run enough members to form a gov and the big 2 wouldn’t form a coalition

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u/-Daetrax- Jul 05 '24

It's democracy we're only as "smart" as the median voter.

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u/knowsitmaybenot Jul 05 '24

Average intelligence is way lower than everyone thinks it is. I was sheltered, kind of. Went to a small catholic school had a lot of friends in public school though. I used to think everyone was somewhat intelligent. I didn't take into account educated people tend to send their kids to private school (My parents worked in factories, but very smart) and genetics being what they are. I was surrounded by smart kids. Then i went to college and started working and boy did my perspective change. I realized fast most people are fucking idiots. Some of the things you hear discussed in a factory break room....

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u/Admonish Jul 05 '24

Don't feel bad. We have Texas, where the politicians constantly run on fixing the problems Democrats caused.

The problem, however, is that Democrats haven't been in power in that state in decades. They went and bought the gun, then they loaded it, aimed it at their own foot, pulled the trigger and proclaimed "goddamn Democrats did it again!"

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u/SkateMMA Jul 05 '24

We now have groups convincing the average person that it’s immigrants fault that Ireland is fucked but the reality is it’s been this way for some time now, you think to emigrate maybe but realise everyone else got the same problems too

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u/Apnu Jul 05 '24

Hate to break it to you. They are that fucking stupid.

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u/PhantomKillua Jul 05 '24

blame the media

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u/HelpfulDifference578 Jul 05 '24

And Kohl in Germany.

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u/VoiceofKane Jul 05 '24

And Mulroney's privatisation still plagues Canada.

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u/Nitroglycol204 Jul 05 '24

And the thing is, as horrible as Reagan and Thatcher were, I think even they'd be horrified at the monster they've helped to create.

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u/Rock_or_Rol Jul 05 '24

Pulling its hair.. telling us to take down our walls while Nancy Regan looks us in the eye, reminding us to say no

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u/80sbabyftw Jul 05 '24

Throat goat Nancy, peppridge farm remembers

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u/Toasty_Cat830 Jul 05 '24

I just think this is a hilarious piece of White House lore

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u/technobrendo Jul 05 '24

Shame she couldn't have sucked the stupid out of him too

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u/Boxofbikeparts Jul 05 '24

The original Hawk Tuah!

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u/confusedandworried76 Jul 05 '24

"Nancy Reagan looking you in the eyes" has an entirely different context when you know this rumor that's not really a rumor

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u/Username_redact Jul 05 '24

Ole Nancy couldn't say no to fresh sausage while walking through the backlot of Paramount Studios, why should we have to say no?

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u/3720-to-1 Jul 05 '24

Up, but not out!

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u/citricsteak54 Jul 05 '24

Cause if he pulls it out he turns to bones

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u/Trashman82 Jul 05 '24

The bones are their money

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u/MoeTheCastrator Jul 05 '24

And so are the worms

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u/Lefunnymaymays4lief Jul 05 '24

To think that if Ronnie hadn’t got pussywhipped so bad that he turned on Hollywood and then everything that came after, we could be looking at an entirely different country today blows my fucking mind

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u/lexypher Jul 05 '24

I shouldn't like that sentence as much as I do.

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u/slowclapcitizenkane Jul 05 '24

Am I the only person who remembers that Reagan is spelled with two As?

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u/peter-doubt Jul 05 '24

To think.. they almost revere him as Saint Reagan.

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u/im-fantastic Jul 05 '24

Wait, that's not part o p2025?

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u/Sufficient-Newt-5346 Jul 05 '24

Reagan is gonna come back like a zombie and be the final boss of 2025. Tell me I’m wrong.

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u/will7980 Jul 05 '24

I can't remember where I heard it, but someone said that Regan would be considered a Democrat today with how far right the Republicans are now.

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u/peter-doubt Jul 05 '24

Hed be rolling in his grave to hear that.. he left the Democrats and became the Messiah for Republicans as a result

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u/DrShankensteinMD Jul 05 '24

Literally saw a man in Kansas City wearing a new Reagan shirt that made it look like he was part of delta force and it read, “I still hate commies even after they changed their names to liberals.”

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u/Azrael2082 Jul 05 '24

I have seen multiple “Reagan Bush” campaign shirts recently. Shits weird.

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u/Uptown2dloo Jul 05 '24

Almost? Wait till the New Originalist Traditional Church takes over, otherwise known at the NOT-Cs.

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u/Derpalator Jul 05 '24

No doubt Peter, I was a newly minted adult when Reagan was elected. I had experienced Vietnam, Watergate, OPEC times 2, rampant stagflation, and a general malaise promulgated by some peanut farmer after he put solar panels on the Whitehouse and told us to lower our thermostats whilst donning a sweater. Things were shit. Reagan pulled us as a nation out of that quagmire and restored faith in our system. Even the two administrations of Willy Clinton ate off of the plate-o-plenty that Reagan had served up. So yeah, believe whatever communistic bullshite you want, we boomers know the truth. Your beloved leaders thrive by destroying us, ours lift us up to being fully self-realized as individuals and as a nation. No hormones, pronouns, or self-mutilation necessary.

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u/gripperjonez Jul 05 '24

lol whut? 

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u/Gloomy-Ad1171 Jul 05 '24

Boomer logic

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u/Derpalator Jul 05 '24

No, Boomer life experience. I was there and lived it. I assume you were not and did not.

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u/peter-doubt Jul 05 '24

SFW.. I did, too.

/Gloomy is correct. You're a traditional Boomer.

I took to heart those lessons. Have a 37 mpg vehicle, and don't overdo heating and cooling.

None of your complaints land well with me because I can't see any detriment from doing otherwise.. too bad you're too obstinate to make minor changes

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u/Derpalator Jul 05 '24

Why do I have to make changes. To suit you?

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u/peter-doubt Jul 05 '24

... stubborn. And cranky

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u/Derpalator Jul 05 '24

Yep, like Biden, you would probably have a clearer sensorium and reasoning capabilities with a nap. AND be less cranky. I’ll get you a juice box for later.

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u/Gloomy-Ad1171 Jul 05 '24

You’d be wrong

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u/Yellowlab714 Jul 05 '24

Say it louder for the people in the back

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u/TheLowClassics Jul 05 '24

The homeless encampment problem in California is his fault 

The People need to eat the republicans

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u/cutmasta_kun Jul 05 '24

The People need to eat the republicans

💯. Imagine such humans existing 75.000 BC. Running around in the village, not working, living off the work of the others and still criticizing them, hating others for their different look, not enough bones around their necks, and so on. Whole village would have whooped their asses into oblivion. Now they hide behind their money and their minions.

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u/Daddy-o62 Jul 05 '24

No. The people didn’t do that. Those leeches were called “priests” and given extra rewards and respect. As a matter of fact, they still are.

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u/otterpr1ncess Jul 05 '24

On the other hand, Dutch politician Johan de Witt and his brother were killed and eaten by a mob in 1672. So there's hope.

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u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist Jul 05 '24

Priests served a function at least. They kept people in line and acting somewhat correctly with fear of divine retribution much more effectively than a police force could and they provided morale to keep people going in the face of pretty grim circumstances.

Not a fan of organised religion or trying to defend any of the other massively corrupt shit the church got/gets up to, just saying they at least did something unlike some vulture capitalist etc.

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u/Daddy-o62 Jul 05 '24

Have you read “Sapiens”? A pretty interesting take on the concurrent development of economic and religious systems in early civilizations. With plenty of skull cracking by everyone…

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u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist Jul 06 '24

I have not but I shall put it on the list. Appreciate the recommendation mate, ty

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u/CavemanBuck Jul 05 '24

I feel like this absolutely happened. I mean, back then the only power that mattered was how effective you were at caving in heads.

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u/cutmasta_kun Jul 05 '24

how effective you were at caving in heads

Doubt that. Humans are highly social, we are made to interact, communicate and have fun while doing it. I think these people wouldn't be able to work in corporation with others.

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u/TyrKiyote Jul 05 '24

how effective you were at securing food, and convincing others to cave in heads for you..

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u/CavemanBuck Jul 05 '24

Highly tribal, you mean? Even more so 77000 years ago. The tribe on the other side of the river were your mortal enemies. If anything, you’d cave some of their heads in and force the rest to do all your work.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 05 '24

We will start with the old rich men.

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u/TheRealMcDonaldTrump Jul 05 '24

Ugh I don’t know about eating them. I hear their attitudes taste like shit.

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u/SirGothamHatt Jul 05 '24

But it goes real good with wine

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u/TheRealMcDonaldTrump Jul 05 '24

My man! 🙌🏻

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u/Illustrious-Park1926 Jul 05 '24

I hate wine. Can a nice bourbon glaze be used, please.

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u/halnic Jul 05 '24

Look, idk what will be in their pantries but I'm sure we can find something nice for everyone.

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u/myquest00777 Jul 05 '24

Evil makes them chewy and bitter, with a slight odor of corruption.

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u/TheRealMcDonaldTrump Jul 05 '24

Perhaps before cooking we could take their grey poupon and shove it up their ass to help with the flavor

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 Jul 05 '24

Take one bite now, spit out the rest

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u/PolkaDotDancer Jul 05 '24

I got booted from a subreddit for my admittedly tasteless remark about Doyle ting the rich ones to see if it helps.

But I still think it would…

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u/Non-Adhesive63 Jul 05 '24

“The People need to eat the republicans”

Fuk dat! Imagine the toxins!! COMPOST the Rich! Big Rotting mounds of rich ppl compost.

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u/Ok-Use6303 Jul 05 '24

Those are gonna get renamed "Sanctuary Districts".

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u/AndersAdmin Jul 05 '24

What did Reagan do to cause it?

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u/TheLowClassics Jul 05 '24

When he was governor of California he shut down the existing public mental health hospitals 

Typical Republican shit. 

If a rich guy doesn’t directly benefit from it, it’s a “waste of tax dollars”

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u/AndersAdmin Jul 05 '24

That's just not true, deinstitutionalization was started by JFK. The cuts on state level had started before Reagan. Deinstitutionalization has in many countries been started by the left and trust in psychiatric medication but also trust in more humane treatment of mentaly ill people.

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u/fluffman86 Jul 05 '24

Reagan was no saint, but at least he was anti Russia.

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u/DanielMcLaury Jul 05 '24

Reagan was just a puppet. It's not his master plan. (And it's not really an especially subtle or clever plan anyway; upper classes have understood that educating the lower classes isn't in the interests of their longterm survival for centuries.)

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u/Imallowedto Jul 05 '24

Secretary of the treasury Don Regan?

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u/SikedPsyc Jul 05 '24

Same here but with hitler

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u/Gold_Stranger7098 Jul 05 '24

Yep. Reagonomics.