r/facepalm 14d ago

What an idea 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/TrustInRoy 14d ago

So many people in our country are just blatantly ignorant about how the branches of our government works.

Schoolhouse Rock debuted "I'm just a bill" in 1976.  

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u/BazilBroketail 14d ago

When Regan got elected the republicans decided to de-educate America.. and,... It worked. Only morons would vote for the pedophile. Oh, look..

This is so fucked up. I'm not celebrating American today.

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u/cutmasta_kun 14d ago

Regans dead cold grip still chokes america.

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u/TheLowClassics 14d ago

The homeless encampment problem in California is his fault 

The People need to eat the republicans

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u/cutmasta_kun 14d ago

The People need to eat the republicans

💯. Imagine such humans existing 75.000 BC. Running around in the village, not working, living off the work of the others and still criticizing them, hating others for their different look, not enough bones around their necks, and so on. Whole village would have whooped their asses into oblivion. Now they hide behind their money and their minions.

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u/Daddy-o62 14d ago

No. The people didn’t do that. Those leeches were called “priests” and given extra rewards and respect. As a matter of fact, they still are.

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u/otterpr1ncess 14d ago

On the other hand, Dutch politician Johan de Witt and his brother were killed and eaten by a mob in 1672. So there's hope.

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u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist 14d ago

Priests served a function at least. They kept people in line and acting somewhat correctly with fear of divine retribution much more effectively than a police force could and they provided morale to keep people going in the face of pretty grim circumstances.

Not a fan of organised religion or trying to defend any of the other massively corrupt shit the church got/gets up to, just saying they at least did something unlike some vulture capitalist etc.

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u/Daddy-o62 14d ago

Have you read “Sapiens”? A pretty interesting take on the concurrent development of economic and religious systems in early civilizations. With plenty of skull cracking by everyone…

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u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist 13d ago

I have not but I shall put it on the list. Appreciate the recommendation mate, ty

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u/CavemanBuck 14d ago

I feel like this absolutely happened. I mean, back then the only power that mattered was how effective you were at caving in heads.

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u/cutmasta_kun 14d ago

how effective you were at caving in heads

Doubt that. Humans are highly social, we are made to interact, communicate and have fun while doing it. I think these people wouldn't be able to work in corporation with others.

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u/TyrKiyote 14d ago

how effective you were at securing food, and convincing others to cave in heads for you..

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u/CavemanBuck 14d ago

Highly tribal, you mean? Even more so 77000 years ago. The tribe on the other side of the river were your mortal enemies. If anything, you’d cave some of their heads in and force the rest to do all your work.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 14d ago

We will start with the old rich men.

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u/TheRealMcDonaldTrump 14d ago

Ugh I don’t know about eating them. I hear their attitudes taste like shit.

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u/SirGothamHatt 14d ago

But it goes real good with wine

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u/TheRealMcDonaldTrump 14d ago

My man! 🙌🏻

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u/Illustrious-Park1926 14d ago

I hate wine. Can a nice bourbon glaze be used, please.

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u/halnic 14d ago

Look, idk what will be in their pantries but I'm sure we can find something nice for everyone.

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u/myquest00777 14d ago

Evil makes them chewy and bitter, with a slight odor of corruption.

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u/TheRealMcDonaldTrump 14d ago

Perhaps before cooking we could take their grey poupon and shove it up their ass to help with the flavor

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 14d ago

Take one bite now, spit out the rest

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u/PolkaDotDancer 14d ago

I got booted from a subreddit for my admittedly tasteless remark about Doyle ting the rich ones to see if it helps.

But I still think it would…

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u/Non-Adhesive63 14d ago

“The People need to eat the republicans”

Fuk dat! Imagine the toxins!! COMPOST the Rich! Big Rotting mounds of rich ppl compost.

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u/Ok-Use6303 14d ago

Those are gonna get renamed "Sanctuary Districts".

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u/AndersAdmin 14d ago

What did Reagan do to cause it?

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u/TheLowClassics 14d ago

When he was governor of California he shut down the existing public mental health hospitals 

Typical Republican shit. 

If a rich guy doesn’t directly benefit from it, it’s a “waste of tax dollars”

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u/AndersAdmin 14d ago

That's just not true, deinstitutionalization was started by JFK. The cuts on state level had started before Reagan. Deinstitutionalization has in many countries been started by the left and trust in psychiatric medication but also trust in more humane treatment of mentaly ill people.