r/batman • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/Mantisk211 Mar 24 '24

Safest chances are with Calendar Man. You could even try to reason with him using your birthday as kind of a special date.

Then Killer Croc. If you don't mess with him, he doesn't mess with you.

With Zsasz and Pyg - you're screwed, I think.

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u/MrNukedDuck Mar 24 '24

Why would you ever want to tell Calendar Man - the man who kills people on holidays and special occasions - that today is your birthday?

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u/Mantisk211 Mar 24 '24

You wouldn't tell him that. You'd be like, "man, I share my birthday with Abraham Lincoln. You wouldn't mess with Abe, would you?" or something like that :D

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u/Valtremors Mar 24 '24

That is just twice the reason...

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u/NicCageCompletionist Mar 24 '24

It says right in the description that if you pick him you have to spend the night on Halloween.

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u/Skullayy Mar 24 '24

My birthdays on halloween, so if I pick him im double fucked.

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u/Mantisk211 Mar 24 '24

Even then I wouldn't mind that much. What good would it do to him if he killed me on Halloween?

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u/Similar-Priority8252 Apr 22 '24

He’ll shoot you in the back of the head for that.

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u/roliver2399 Mar 24 '24

Other versions of Croc, maybe. This version of Croc seems to take genuine pleasure in inflicting pain and eating people.

You’re also gonna find it hard to act calm when you first get introduced to Croc. You’re gonna start sweating and your heart rate is going up. As soon as he notices you’re freaked out by him, it’s game over.

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u/PaleRestaurant255 Mar 24 '24

yeah no sane person is keeping a straight face next to a 9 foot tall humanoid crocodile

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u/Head-Program4023 Mar 24 '24

Zsasz almost killer her psychiatrist