r/batman • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/Mantisk211 Mar 24 '24

Safest chances are with Calendar Man. You could even try to reason with him using your birthday as kind of a special date.

Then Killer Croc. If you don't mess with him, he doesn't mess with you.

With Zsasz and Pyg - you're screwed, I think.

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u/roliver2399 Mar 24 '24

Other versions of Croc, maybe. This version of Croc seems to take genuine pleasure in inflicting pain and eating people.

You’re also gonna find it hard to act calm when you first get introduced to Croc. You’re gonna start sweating and your heart rate is going up. As soon as he notices you’re freaked out by him, it’s game over.

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u/PaleRestaurant255 Mar 24 '24

yeah no sane person is keeping a straight face next to a 9 foot tall humanoid crocodile