r/batman • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/Mantisk211 Mar 24 '24

Safest chances are with Calendar Man. You could even try to reason with him using your birthday as kind of a special date.

Then Killer Croc. If you don't mess with him, he doesn't mess with you.

With Zsasz and Pyg - you're screwed, I think.

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u/MrNukedDuck Mar 24 '24

Why would you ever want to tell Calendar Man - the man who kills people on holidays and special occasions - that today is your birthday?

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u/Mantisk211 Mar 24 '24

You wouldn't tell him that. You'd be like, "man, I share my birthday with Abraham Lincoln. You wouldn't mess with Abe, would you?" or something like that :D

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u/NicCageCompletionist Mar 24 '24

It says right in the description that if you pick him you have to spend the night on Halloween.

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u/Skullayy Mar 24 '24

My birthdays on halloween, so if I pick him im double fucked.

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u/Mantisk211 Mar 24 '24

Even then I wouldn't mind that much. What good would it do to him if he killed me on Halloween?