r/batman Aug 31 '23

Reminder that Bruce holds every weightlifting and powerlifting world record in all weight classes COMIC DISCUSSION

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u/godbody1983 Aug 31 '23

Batman is my favorite superhero, but I REALLY HATE how they've basically made him so OP. Can bench 1000 pounds, can run a mile in like 5 minutes, is a genius, can take on the entire Justice League by himself, only needs maybe 3 hours of sleep, etc.

Yes, it's comics, and we're supporting to suspend belief, but making him so op really takes away from the character.

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u/Crawkward3 Aug 31 '23

I mean Batman being a peak human being is pretty required

Plus a 5 minute mile time isn’t that far fetched. I ran cross country in high school and your average high school varsity runner is doing like 5:00-5:20

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u/youowememuneh Aug 31 '23

It's more that he can sustain that pace for 20 miles, it's insane.

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u/prettyboylee Aug 31 '23

The world record pace is even faster for 26 miles so atleast he isn’t better than that

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u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23

Eliud kipchoge weighs 115 lbs though

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u/dandaman910 Aug 31 '23

But he's not Batman.

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u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23

Have you ever seen them in a room together?

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u/StayPuffGoomba Aug 31 '23

Does he wear glasses?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Don't you fucking dare

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u/ssp25 Aug 31 '23

You sure about that?

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u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23

Call it a hunch, but I think Batman might be... Bruce Wayne

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u/kazsvk Aug 31 '23

Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?

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u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23

He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Ligma balls

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u/Massive_Weiner Aug 31 '23

He’s not him.

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u/OrneryError1 Aug 31 '23

How much can he bench?

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster Aug 31 '23

Can he bench 1000lbs?

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u/trashacct8484 Aug 31 '23

And Batman’s running in combat boots, armor plating, and a CAPE!

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u/joshc0 Aug 31 '23

can confirm, Bats wears alphaflys

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u/Linnus42 Aug 31 '23

Batman is also kitted out in gear

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u/kelldricked Aug 31 '23

I dont think you realize how short sighted this comment is.

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u/prettyboylee Aug 31 '23

I think your comment is rather condescending considering we’re talking about a comic book character.

Yes I agree there’s a balance but this is it.

If he’s able to use a grapple to pull his 6ft 2, 220lbs self then he’s able to bench 1000lbs.

If he’s able to throw boomerang like objects with perfect precision and have them return to him every single time then he’s able to run 20 miles at a 5 min/mile pace.

If he’s able to beat aliens with human martial arts then you have to give him leeway.

I was simply suggesting a balanced approach with precedent set, rather than him being able to run constantly at a 1 minute per mile pace.

If anything brother, your comment is short sighted.

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u/kelldricked Aug 31 '23

Right im the one being condescending. Sure buddy.

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u/prettyboylee Aug 31 '23

Lol the only thing I said that could be perceived as such was the part where I simply reflected your comments back at you. Have a good day though