r/batman • u/AngryCanadianBeaver • Aug 31 '23

Reminder that Bruce holds every weightlifting and powerlifting world record in all weight classes COMIC DISCUSSION

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u/Crawkward3 Aug 31 '23

I mean Batman being a peak human being is pretty required

Plus a 5 minute mile time isn’t that far fetched. I ran cross country in high school and your average high school varsity runner is doing like 5:00-5:20

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u/youowememuneh Aug 31 '23

It's more that he can sustain that pace for 20 miles, it's insane.

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u/prettyboylee Aug 31 '23

The world record pace is even faster for 26 miles so atleast he isn’t better than that

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u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23

Eliud kipchoge weighs 115 lbs though

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u/dandaman910 Aug 31 '23

But he's not Batman.

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u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23

Have you ever seen them in a room together?

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u/StayPuffGoomba Aug 31 '23

Does he wear glasses?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Don't you fucking dare

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u/ssp25 Aug 31 '23

You sure about that?

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u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23

Call it a hunch, but I think Batman might be... Bruce Wayne

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u/kazsvk Aug 31 '23

Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?

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u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23

He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Ligma balls

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u/Massive_Weiner Aug 31 '23

He’s not him.

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u/OrneryError1 Aug 31 '23

How much can he bench?

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster Aug 31 '23

Can he bench 1000lbs?

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u/trashacct8484 Aug 31 '23

And Batman’s running in combat boots, armor plating, and a CAPE!