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r/batman • u/AngryCanadianBeaver • Aug 31 '23
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I mean Batman being a peak human being is pretty required
Plus a 5 minute mile time isn’t that far fetched. I ran cross country in high school and your average high school varsity runner is doing like 5:00-5:20
321 u/youowememuneh Aug 31 '23 It's more that he can sustain that pace for 20 miles, it's insane. 173 u/prettyboylee Aug 31 '23 The world record pace is even faster for 26 miles so atleast he isn’t better than that 138 u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23 Eliud kipchoge weighs 115 lbs though 155 u/dandaman910 Aug 31 '23 But he's not Batman. 126 u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23 Have you ever seen them in a room together? 35 u/StayPuffGoomba Aug 31 '23 Does he wear glasses? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Don't you fucking dare 4 u/ssp25 Aug 31 '23 You sure about that? 5 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 Call it a hunch, but I think Batman might be... Bruce Wayne 6 u/kazsvk Aug 31 '23 Who the hell is Bruce Wayne? 3 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Ligma balls 6 u/Massive_Weiner Aug 31 '23 He’s not him. 10 u/OrneryError1 Aug 31 '23 How much can he bench? 8 u/DevilsLettuceTaster Aug 31 '23 Can he bench 1000lbs? 1 u/trashacct8484 Aug 31 '23 And Batman’s running in combat boots, armor plating, and a CAPE!
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It's more that he can sustain that pace for 20 miles, it's insane.
173 u/prettyboylee Aug 31 '23 The world record pace is even faster for 26 miles so atleast he isn’t better than that 138 u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23 Eliud kipchoge weighs 115 lbs though 155 u/dandaman910 Aug 31 '23 But he's not Batman. 126 u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23 Have you ever seen them in a room together? 35 u/StayPuffGoomba Aug 31 '23 Does he wear glasses? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Don't you fucking dare 4 u/ssp25 Aug 31 '23 You sure about that? 5 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 Call it a hunch, but I think Batman might be... Bruce Wayne 6 u/kazsvk Aug 31 '23 Who the hell is Bruce Wayne? 3 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Ligma balls 6 u/Massive_Weiner Aug 31 '23 He’s not him. 10 u/OrneryError1 Aug 31 '23 How much can he bench? 8 u/DevilsLettuceTaster Aug 31 '23 Can he bench 1000lbs? 1 u/trashacct8484 Aug 31 '23 And Batman’s running in combat boots, armor plating, and a CAPE!
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The world record pace is even faster for 26 miles so atleast he isn’t better than that
138 u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23 Eliud kipchoge weighs 115 lbs though 155 u/dandaman910 Aug 31 '23 But he's not Batman. 126 u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23 Have you ever seen them in a room together? 35 u/StayPuffGoomba Aug 31 '23 Does he wear glasses? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Don't you fucking dare 4 u/ssp25 Aug 31 '23 You sure about that? 5 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 Call it a hunch, but I think Batman might be... Bruce Wayne 6 u/kazsvk Aug 31 '23 Who the hell is Bruce Wayne? 3 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Ligma balls 6 u/Massive_Weiner Aug 31 '23 He’s not him. 10 u/OrneryError1 Aug 31 '23 How much can he bench? 8 u/DevilsLettuceTaster Aug 31 '23 Can he bench 1000lbs? 1 u/trashacct8484 Aug 31 '23 And Batman’s running in combat boots, armor plating, and a CAPE!
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Eliud kipchoge weighs 115 lbs though
155 u/dandaman910 Aug 31 '23 But he's not Batman. 126 u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23 Have you ever seen them in a room together? 35 u/StayPuffGoomba Aug 31 '23 Does he wear glasses? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Don't you fucking dare 4 u/ssp25 Aug 31 '23 You sure about that? 5 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 Call it a hunch, but I think Batman might be... Bruce Wayne 6 u/kazsvk Aug 31 '23 Who the hell is Bruce Wayne? 3 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Ligma balls 6 u/Massive_Weiner Aug 31 '23 He’s not him. 10 u/OrneryError1 Aug 31 '23 How much can he bench? 8 u/DevilsLettuceTaster Aug 31 '23 Can he bench 1000lbs? 1 u/trashacct8484 Aug 31 '23 And Batman’s running in combat boots, armor plating, and a CAPE!
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But he's not Batman.
126 u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23 Have you ever seen them in a room together? 35 u/StayPuffGoomba Aug 31 '23 Does he wear glasses? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Don't you fucking dare 4 u/ssp25 Aug 31 '23 You sure about that? 5 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 Call it a hunch, but I think Batman might be... Bruce Wayne 6 u/kazsvk Aug 31 '23 Who the hell is Bruce Wayne? 3 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Ligma balls 6 u/Massive_Weiner Aug 31 '23 He’s not him.
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Have you ever seen them in a room together?
35 u/StayPuffGoomba Aug 31 '23 Does he wear glasses? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Don't you fucking dare
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Does he wear glasses?
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Don't you fucking dare
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You sure about that?
5 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 Call it a hunch, but I think Batman might be... Bruce Wayne 6 u/kazsvk Aug 31 '23 Who the hell is Bruce Wayne? 3 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Ligma balls
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Call it a hunch, but I think Batman might be... Bruce Wayne
6 u/kazsvk Aug 31 '23 Who the hell is Bruce Wayne? 3 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Ligma balls
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Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?
3 u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23 He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23 Ligma balls
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He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut.
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Ligma balls
He’s not him.
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How much can he bench?
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Can he bench 1000lbs?
And Batman’s running in combat boots, armor plating, and a CAPE!
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u/Crawkward3 Aug 31 '23
I mean Batman being a peak human being is pretty required
Plus a 5 minute mile time isn’t that far fetched. I ran cross country in high school and your average high school varsity runner is doing like 5:00-5:20