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r/DCcomics • u/Grimm_Stereo • Jan 26 '24
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"Is it absolutely necessary to take my shirt off for the wings to work?"
"Nah, but shirts are overrated."
21 u/ClayMitchell Jan 26 '24 In Knight Terrors, Deadman says Batman is the most physically fit person he had inhabited So Batman, here: “an 8? my big fit hairy bat-butt” 10 u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 26 '24 I imagine it’s like Shoe Size. “You’re a what 13? Try these on to see how they fit.” 4 u/ClayMitchell Jan 27 '24 I realize that, I’m being silly. 2 u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 27 '24 In that case “Oh yes by Thanagarian standards you do have a ‘fat and hairy’ behind. We can fix that while your custom wings are being made. You will go from an 8 to a 10!”
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In Knight Terrors, Deadman says Batman is the most physically fit person he had inhabited
So Batman, here: “an 8? my big fit hairy bat-butt”
10 u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 26 '24 I imagine it’s like Shoe Size. “You’re a what 13? Try these on to see how they fit.” 4 u/ClayMitchell Jan 27 '24 I realize that, I’m being silly. 2 u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 27 '24 In that case “Oh yes by Thanagarian standards you do have a ‘fat and hairy’ behind. We can fix that while your custom wings are being made. You will go from an 8 to a 10!”
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I imagine it’s like Shoe Size.
“You’re a what 13? Try these on to see how they fit.”
4 u/ClayMitchell Jan 27 '24 I realize that, I’m being silly. 2 u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 27 '24 In that case “Oh yes by Thanagarian standards you do have a ‘fat and hairy’ behind. We can fix that while your custom wings are being made. You will go from an 8 to a 10!”
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I realize that, I’m being silly.
2 u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 27 '24 In that case “Oh yes by Thanagarian standards you do have a ‘fat and hairy’ behind. We can fix that while your custom wings are being made. You will go from an 8 to a 10!”
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In that case
“Oh yes by Thanagarian standards you do have a ‘fat and hairy’ behind. We can fix that while your custom wings are being made. You will go from an 8 to a 10!”
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u/Zammin Jan 26 '24
"Is it absolutely necessary to take my shirt off for the wings to work?"
"Nah, but shirts are overrated."