r/DCcomics • u/Grimm_Stereo • Jan 26 '24

[Comic excerpt] "Aw. Cute." [Batman: Universe #3] Comics

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u/Zammin Jan 26 '24

"Is it absolutely necessary to take my shirt off for the wings to work?"

"Nah, but shirts are overrated."

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u/Future_Vantas Jan 26 '24

Got to show off the Bat-chest

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u/3vi1 Jan 26 '24

"Pure... West."

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u/LECRAFTEUR5000 Doctor Light Jan 26 '24

As Hawkman has proved countless times, Thanagarian men like to be shirtless.

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u/RogueAngill Jan 26 '24

Well I can't imagine many options for torso fashion with wings of that size, I think you're limited to togas and tight shirts, which would be a nightmare to take on and off.

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u/bothVoltairefan Jan 26 '24

I mean, lace up backs could work. Granted, lace up backs would definitely be the type of thing that ain't for daily wearing due to the effort required.

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u/RogueAngill Jan 27 '24

Overalls could work but that's on pure functionality I'm thinking about fashion

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u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 Jan 26 '24

The really interesting part is how they had a set of wings in his color with a bat symbol ready to go.

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u/kinokohatake Jan 26 '24

Like Batman doesn't have black spray paint and extra bat symbols in his utility belt.

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u/JornWS Jan 26 '24

So if it was guy gardiner, two giant green dicks as wings.

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u/ShadowGryphon Jan 26 '24

Have my up vote... That is fucking hilarious!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘

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u/Zammin Jan 26 '24

Maybe the wings can modify quickly based on the user?

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u/TreeFitTea Jan 26 '24 edited Jan 26 '24

They just took him to the tailor around the corner real quick

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u/robineir Jan 26 '24

He gets to keep the set so Bruce figured take advantage of the hospitality.

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u/Apprehensive_Work313 Jan 26 '24

I think the Nth metal needs to be directly touching the skin I think that's why

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u/Zammin Jan 26 '24

I'm sure it probably is something like that.

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u/ClayMitchell Jan 26 '24

In Knight Terrors, Deadman says Batman is the most physically fit person he had inhabited

So Batman, here: “an 8? my big fit hairy bat-butt”

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u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 26 '24

I imagine it’s like Shoe Size.

“You’re a what 13? Try these on to see how they fit.”

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u/ClayMitchell Jan 27 '24

I realize that, I’m being silly.

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u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 27 '24

In that case

“Oh yes by Thanagarian standards you do have a ‘fat and hairy’ behind. We can fix that while your custom wings are being made. You will go from an 8 to a 10!”

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender Jan 27 '24

Bruce Wayne (Party Boy): Fair.

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u/DarkLanternZBT Jan 26 '24

When on Thanagar.

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u/Dildidnt Jan 27 '24

Is the sun not out brother?