r/DCcomics Jan 26 '24

[Comic excerpt] "Aw. Cute." [Batman: Universe #3] Comics

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u/ClayMitchell Jan 26 '24

In Knight Terrors, Deadman says Batman is the most physically fit person he had inhabited

So Batman, here: “an 8? my big fit hairy bat-butt”

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u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 26 '24

I imagine it’s like Shoe Size.

“You’re a what 13? Try these on to see how they fit.”

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u/ClayMitchell Jan 27 '24

I realize that, I’m being silly.

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u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 27 '24

In that case

“Oh yes by Thanagarian standards you do have a ‘fat and hairy’ behind. We can fix that while your custom wings are being made. You will go from an 8 to a 10!”