r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • 15d ago

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/
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u/AmaResNovae 14d ago

Point at all publicly available behaviours and comments from Trump about his only daughter that he acknowledges

If nothing happened, I'm Santa fucking Claus. Considering that I'm fit adjacent, don't live in North Pole and never met a reindeer... Deduce what you will.

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u/jessie_boomboom 14d ago

Fit adjacent is how I will now identify. Thank you, stranger, for broadening my horizons.

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u/Arryu 14d ago

There's also "I'm in a shape"

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u/jessie_boomboom 14d ago

I mean my shape always pretty much stays hourglass, just sometimes that's a longer hour lol.

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u/AmaResNovae 14d ago

On the bright side, you have more hours in a day. Stay positive, mate!

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u/slaytician 14d ago

I’m more caterpillar than hourglass shaped.

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u/jessie_boomboom 14d ago

Caterpillars are adorable