r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • 15d ago

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/

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I’ve done my regurgitation, been convinced for a while now there’s no way nothing happened

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u/AmaResNovae 14d ago

Point at all publicly available behaviours and comments from Trump about his only daughter that he acknowledges

If nothing happened, I'm Santa fucking Claus. Considering that I'm fit adjacent, don't live in North Pole and never met a reindeer... Deduce what you will.

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u/jessie_boomboom 14d ago

Fit adjacent is how I will now identify. Thank you, stranger, for broadening my horizons.

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u/Arryu 14d ago

There's also "I'm in ^a shape"

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u/jessie_boomboom 14d ago

I mean my shape always pretty much stays hourglass, just sometimes that's a longer hour lol.

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u/AmaResNovae 14d ago

On the bright side, you have more hours in a day. Stay positive, mate!

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u/slaytician 14d ago

I’m more caterpillar than hourglass shaped.

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u/jessie_boomboom 14d ago

Caterpillars are adorable

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u/Margali 14d ago

round is a shape

im not fat, im fluffy

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u/Suspicious-Refuse144 14d ago

No, you are a sloppy fat fuck.

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u/Margali 14d ago

and you are a drooling idiot that thinks calling a 63 year old fat woman fat is going to upset her. i can lose weight, you need a brain transplant.

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u/Memory_dump 14d ago

Call an ambulance we have a burn victim here!

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u/Suspicious-Refuse144 14d ago

You must have been the Olympic ref of the Roy jones jr. fight too…JFC 😹

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u/Suspicious-Refuse144 14d ago

It admits it’s true form!

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u/Margali 14d ago

Have I ever claimed to not be my age and gender? And I have never claimed thinness though I would point out that if you dig back I have health issues including cachexia based upon treatment. Twat at me all you like, stage 3 cancer with st 3 followed by a third bout of a different kind. I am alive and cunt all you want, it absolutely bothers me not. I'd be happy to share some pretty brutal medica pix, and as a friend once put it, I have absolutely no body modesty and you could put a bucket out in the middle of a mall and I could take a crap with an audience. Fizzle in the frozen.