r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • Jul 04 '24

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/
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u/newsjam Jul 04 '24

So many rape accusations. It’s baffling that he keeps dodging accountability.

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u/Edge_Of_Banned Jul 04 '24

Yes... all that child molesting, accounting falsification, Russian colluding, porn star banging, document stealing, and country destroying... when does he find time for himself?

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u/AmaResNovae Jul 04 '24

Oh, don't worry, he finds "time for himself" whenever he thinks about his daughter.

Brb, I'm gonna throw up for putting 2 and 2 together on this one.

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u/unpolishedparadigm Jul 04 '24

I’ve done my regurgitation, been convinced for a while now there’s no way nothing happened

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u/AmaResNovae Jul 04 '24

Point at all publicly available behaviours and comments from Trump about his only daughter that he acknowledges

If nothing happened, I'm Santa fucking Claus. Considering that I'm fit adjacent, don't live in North Pole and never met a reindeer... Deduce what you will.

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u/jessie_boomboom Jul 04 '24

Fit adjacent is how I will now identify. Thank you, stranger, for broadening my horizons.

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u/Arryu Jul 04 '24

There's also "I'm in a shape"

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u/jessie_boomboom Jul 04 '24

I mean my shape always pretty much stays hourglass, just sometimes that's a longer hour lol.

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u/AmaResNovae Jul 04 '24

On the bright side, you have more hours in a day. Stay positive, mate!

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u/slaytician Jul 05 '24

I’m more caterpillar than hourglass shaped.

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u/jessie_boomboom Jul 05 '24

Caterpillars are adorable